Gorillas don't take no shit
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jaevel (11/10/2015) [+] (9 replies)
A documentary from the hoodest part of the jungle!
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A documentary from the hoodest part of the jungle!
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jonnyfrosty (11/10/2015) [-] It should be. It may shatter, but it doesnt let anything break through
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bucketofhurt (11/10/2015) [-] Maybe.. But shattered glass can still withstand less force, so i wouldn't exactly trust it.
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dankenstein (11/11/2015) [-] i have a feeling all of your thumbs are because of that semi-related gif
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archael ONLINE (11/10/2015) [-]
It's how they make bullet proof glass, and to a lesser extent, car windshields.
It's multiple layers of glass and super tough plastic film or some **** . It's like when you put one of those screen protectors on a smartphone to a lesser extent. Even if it shatters, it's still more usable than before because the splinters are held together.
It's multiple layers of glass and super tough plastic film or some **** . It's like when you put one of those screen protectors on a smartphone to a lesser extent. Even if it shatters, it's still more usable than before because the splinters are held together.
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thepizzadevourer (11/11/2015) [-] "CEO of Bulletproof Glass Company Stands Behind Product"
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topheavymonkeyy ONLINE (11/10/2015) [-] Maybe it's a budget zoo.
There's a zoo I was doing some Server work for. Became good friends with most of the staff and spent a lot of time there.
They were replacing the glass because it had gone yellow No idea how. Maybe the plastic center degraded in sun and they let everyone try and break it. I'm 6' 2" 190lbs and I couldn't break it at full power swing with a run up with a rock hammer. Pretty sure it's safe most of the time.
There's a zoo I was doing some Server work for. Became good friends with most of the staff and spent a lot of time there.
They were replacing the glass because it had gone yellow No idea how. Maybe the plastic center degraded in sun and they let everyone try and break it. I'm 6' 2" 190lbs and I couldn't break it at full power swing with a run up with a rock hammer. Pretty sure it's safe most of the time.
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topheavymonkeyy ONLINE (11/10/2015) [-] Does said gorilla have the kinetic energy or particle structure of ******* steel my friend?
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topheavymonkeyy ONLINE (11/10/2015) [-] Yep. The glass they use is probably level 3 bullet resistant (7.62x39 bullet resistant) Maybe it's gorilla glass.....
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emptysuperman (11/10/2015) [-] Don't worry, the gorilla can't break it. That kind of glass is still super strong even if it cracks a lot. I work with a retard that needs that kind of glass in his room because he kept breaking his window and escaping. The window is now cracked to hell but isn't going anywhere.
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samoaspider (11/10/2015) [-] suddenly everyone realized how the glass could've been broken with 1 more bodyslam and everyone in the room would've got their asses kicked
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samoaspider (11/10/2015) [-] you see, I'm simply not creative enough to describe the horrors those gentlemen are able to cause
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gravysponge (11/11/2015) [-] More like fingers, genitals, face, and other projections from the body.
Apes in a brawl don't target vitals, we target nonvitals that hurt like a bitch and send the message 'Stop ******* with me".
Apes in a brawl don't target vitals, we target nonvitals that hurt like a bitch and send the message 'Stop ******* with me".
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Moushi (11/10/2015) [-] I think my favorite part was the reflections of the peoples reactions.
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mutzaki (11/10/2015) [-] I personally disagree. They'd all easily kill a person, of course, but I'm pretty sure gorillas would die to tigers and lions. Brown bear (some as large as kodiak bears) are part of the Siberian tiger's regular diet. Male lions hunt fully grown African buffalos by themselves in some parts of Africa. Apparently, silverbacks even have trouble defending their groups against the much smaller leopard (which also means Disney's Tarzan was somewhat realistic.) Felines are just too amazingly equipped as apex predators, in my opinion.
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heartlessrobot (11/11/2015) [-] Nah, I'd take the gorilla.
Bigger target, easier to shoot.
Gorillas get a lot less scary when they're 50 feet out and you've already leveled a .700 nitro at it.
Although at that point, anything short of a tank is less scary.
Bigger target, easier to shoot.
Gorillas get a lot less scary when they're 50 feet out and you've already leveled a .700 nitro at it.
Although at that point, anything short of a tank is less scary.
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ljxjlos (11/11/2015) [-] Eh, I´m talking hand-to-hand fighting. Meaning I´d be dead either way.
Not a gun person. I can appreciate guns, when I work with them old flintlocks, artistically designed rifles, etc, due to museum work but I´m not a fan of using them. Nobody around here uses a gun so a knife and fighting abilities are more then enough to defend myself if need be around here.
Not a gun person. I can appreciate guns, when I work with them old flintlocks, artistically designed rifles, etc, due to museum work but I´m not a fan of using them. Nobody around here uses a gun so a knife and fighting abilities are more then enough to defend myself if need be around here.
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auryn (11/11/2015) [-]
I don't know..
I guess it's just a matter whether you rather get sliced open by nails and shredded apart by teeth, or get smashed around like a volleyball before getting beaten to death by one of your own limbs that's been pulled of by sheer force.
I'm still undeceided on this.
I guess it's just a matter whether you rather get sliced open by nails and shredded apart by teeth, or get smashed around like a volleyball before getting beaten to death by one of your own limbs that's been pulled of by sheer force.
I'm still undeceided on this.
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oodlesandoodles (11/10/2015) [-] I love zoos, especially mine, where they strive to take the best care of the animals they have. That said, I also hate zoos because of the retards you see in them. Last time I went, a family of Mississipians was pressed against the glass of every exhibit they came to, tapping on it, and screaming like a bunch of idiots despite the massive sign that read "PLEASE DO NOT TAP ON THE GLASS"
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volksworgen (11/11/2015) [-] OMAHA ZOO SWELL WITH PRIDE AND ALSO LADY WHO WAS ON DRUGS AND GOT HER HAND BIT BY TIGER.
Yo forreal tho kids always play with the gorillas there I feel bad for them until They come up and punch the glass and scare the **** out of dumb kids.
Yo forreal tho kids always play with the gorillas there I feel bad for them until They come up and punch the glass and scare the **** out of dumb kids.
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slothboner (11/11/2015) [-] Best zoo.
I was there a few years ago and someone decapitated some bitch and left the head outside the entrance to Henry Doorly.
Will find sauce if requested.
I was there a few years ago and someone decapitated some bitch and left the head outside the entrance to Henry Doorly.
Will find sauce if requested.
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adr (11/11/2015) [-]
They should have invested in gorilla glass..or they could just gorilla glue that back together
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jabrosky (11/11/2015) [-]
Can't say I blame that gorilla. You'd be pissed at kids taunting you like that if you were in his feet.
