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User avatar #102 - logicalcommonsense [OP](07/29/2015) [-]
stickied by logicalcommonsense
User avatar #2 - vincatvangogh (07/29/2015) [-]
"You ever cooked a muscle?"
"No"
"You're stupid"
"Nuh uh you're stupid"

Translation for those who need it.
User avatar #59 to #2 - kjftiger (07/29/2015) [-]
But Ramsey did not call him stupid for never cooking one, he was just surprised and the other dude got pissy about it.
#74 to #59 - xxmemosxx (07/29/2015) [-]
Are you British? His tone and his language would be considered condescending where I'm from

"you're pulling my dick, right? you've never cooked a mussel?"

roughly translates to "you're joking you, ******* moron, never cooked a mussel?"
User avatar #77 to #74 - kjftiger (07/29/2015) [-]
Not British and to me he did not sound like he was getting condescending until the other guy started being a dick. Before that he just seems surprised.
User avatar #117 to #77 - tehnoobpwnzor ONLINE (07/30/2015) [-]
i'm british, i agree with memos, ramsay was being a proper dickhead. id've had a go as well
#80 to #77 - xxmemosxx (07/29/2015) [-]
Huh... must be a cultural thing then. Saying that, in certain parts of Britain, like Australia, calling someone mate is worthy of a punch. We're a bit strange like that sometimes
#86 to #77 - anon (07/29/2015) [-]
I'm not British, but let me explain to you me extensive knowledge of British conversation, that I'm not privy to for I am not British.
#15 to #2 - anon (07/29/2015) [-]
mussel*

******* retard
#20 to #15 - anonymousfinn (07/29/2015) [-]
Thanks for letting me know that he wasn't actually talking about a muscle, for I thought that at first and found it very odd. However, I think you're kinda acting like a dick
#39 to #20 - anon (07/29/2015) [-]
you forgot to add "faggot" at the end
User avatar #43 to #39 - demonatatoo ONLINE (07/29/2015) [-]
a dick faggot?
User avatar #85 to #43 - logicalcommonsense [OP](07/29/2015) [-]
demonatatoo
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#84 to #43 - logicalcommonsense [OP] Comment deleted by logicalcommonsense [-]
#53 to #20 - anisbanana (07/29/2015) [-]
**anisbanana used "*roll picture*"**
**anisbanana rolled image**no hes just british
User avatar #54 to #15 - vincatvangogh (07/29/2015) [-]
Sorry, never cooked one before.
#64 to #15 - anon (07/29/2015) [-]
Get slated for correcting someone......... **** this website
User avatar #81 to #64 - archerthefolf (07/29/2015) [-]
You corrected him sure but you were pretty rude about it, which was unnecessary because it's not like the guy was being a dick. If you're the type to just be a dick to be a dick, don't let the door hit'cha on the way out.
#76 to #64 - stormieskys ONLINE (07/29/2015) [-]
Would of probably gotten less red thumbs if he didn't call him a ******* retard. But still would of gotten down voted, because no one gives a **** about the spelling.
#88 to #76 - ainise (07/29/2015) [-]
This is more than a spelling mistake, A mussel and a muscle are not the same things. One is a type of Clam, one is a type of meat. He got thumbed down for being a dick about it.
#90 to #88 - stormieskys ONLINE (07/29/2015) [-]
I know they are two different things, I guess I just called it the wrong thing. But we can both agree he was being a ass about it, right?
User avatar #8 - ritzrules (07/29/2015) [-]
"Clonker."
"Twat."

Isn't that how best friends say hello/goodbye in England?
User avatar #29 to #8 - Koreawontletmefap (07/29/2015) [-]
Yes.
#65 to #8 - spoopyskeleton (07/29/2015) [-]
"Clonker"
#11 to #8 - bobthewiseone (07/29/2015) [-]
It's "Plonker"
User avatar #17 to #11 - chaossniper (07/29/2015) [-]
what is that supposed to mean
User avatar #35 to #17 - Snookbone (07/29/2015) [-]
Refers to one who is foolish, inept, or both.
#37 to #17 - felttipwizard (07/29/2015) [-]
You're a ****** plonker, lad
#34 to #17 - adzoh (07/29/2015) [-]
Idiot
User avatar #58 to #17 - ultralinkfan ONLINE (07/29/2015) [-]
that's what i call a TV remote
User avatar #12 to #11 - ritzrules (07/29/2015) [-]
shiggy
User avatar #13 to #12 - fatminion ONLINE (07/29/2015) [-]
cheeky fookin' nando's
#36 to #8 - ukuleleofvengeance (07/29/2015) [-]
hahah 'clonker'
out of curiosity, where are you from? If you are english and you didn't hear 'plonker', thats inexcusable
User avatar #114 to #36 - ritzrules (07/30/2015) [-]
I'm from the U.S. I don't know why I heard a c and not a p.
User avatar #5 - komandantmirkoo (07/29/2015) [-]
gordon ramsay shout at guy.
guy shouts back

wow rood
#10 - iyr ONLINE (07/29/2015) [-]
I feel like if they had met under different circumstance, they'd be good friends maybe.
User avatar #3 - notwalkingwaffles ONLINE (07/29/2015) [-]
Interesting to see how he's basically dumbfounded that somebody could respond to him like that, it being his own exact way and all. It leads me to believe that he either does not know he's being a total asshole a lot of the time, or that he is arrogant enough to believe himself entitled to do so.
User avatar #109 to #3 - atomschlumpf (07/29/2015) [-]
Ramsay's not an asshole. You should watch the UK version of his show that's not overly dramatic like the american one. People ask him for help but then get pissy when he actually tells them what's wrong with their restaurant. He just doesn't talk around the bush and flat out tells them when they're being morons. Those are adults who have their own restaurant but most of the time **** it up somewhere, either not being able to cook or cooking **** or something similar. He is passionate about food and get's angry when people don't treat it with the proper respect.
#7 to #3 - twilightdusk (07/29/2015) [-]
Definitely the later.
#18 to #7 - redcapz (07/29/2015) [-]
I think earlier
#87 to #7 - ninjatofu (07/29/2015) [-]
latter mate
#45 to #3 - Willmooo (07/29/2015) [-]
I always heard that he shouts at supposed 'professional chefs' that have ****** attitudes or a lack of talent , because why the **** are you running a restaurant if you cant cook basic **** .
The only time he'd shout at someone trying their best is as a motivational tactic, to make them fight back harder and improve.
You just need to see his instructional videos or watch him on Junior Masterchef, and he's super chill and supportive.
User avatar #47 to #45 - bobsagget (07/29/2015) [-]
in my kitchen you have to yell just to hear, i cooked mussels for the first time about 2 weeks ago, it's not hard, it's not even hard to explain, some people just don't like doing it. how i cook mussels romano is literally the easiest thing in my kitchen to cook. Sautee pan, add drawn butter put on high heat. add minced garlic and reduce, add white wine and reduce, add tomatoes and basil and mussels then reduce. plate and garnish with shredded Parmesan. done. takes 8 minutes.
#57 to #47 - Cherryblosom (07/29/2015) [-]
mmmmmmm. Please keep going.
User avatar #62 to #57 - bobsagget (07/29/2015) [-]
how about I tell you how to make my signature dish? the first special I was ever allowed to put on our menu
User avatar #63 to #62 - Cherryblosom (07/29/2015) [-]
*Grabs Pen and Paper*

I'm listening......
User avatar #67 to #63 - bobsagget (07/29/2015) [-]
ok start off with whole grain flower, about 3 cups, sift it with salt and cream of tartar, add 2 well beaten eggs, 6 table spoons of squid ink and roll out into a sheet. youll have a pitch black sheet, slice this lengthwise or run through a pasta cutter to make your fettuccine noodles. cook noodles with 2 tables spoons of olive oil, a pinch of salt and boiling water. while this is cooking we start out sauce. 3 tablespoons of drawn butter in a sautee pan on high, add a heaping 4 finger pinch of minced garlic and sautee the garlic. add lobster claw meat, 8 shrimp peeled and de-veined. and crab meat. with the protein is developing add diced red onion, basil, salt, pepper, cumin, white pepper, and allspice to flavor, deglaze that pan with white wine, reduce. once the alcohol is cooked out, we add heavy whipping cream (40% milkfat makes better sauces) not too much, about 8 fluid ounces, heat the sauce and reduce to a thicker consistanc. by this time the noodles should be done, remove from heat immediately and throw it in an icebath to shock the noodles and prevent them from overcooking. once your noodles are shocked add them to the pan with the sauce, toss over high heat until the noodles are covered evenly and heated through. top with grated parsley and throw some parmesan for color. serve and enjoy Tom's very own blackbeard pasta!
User avatar #68 to #67 - Cherryblosom (07/29/2015) [-]
If you don't have an icebath to shock the noodles can you try abruptly yelling profanities at them as an alternative?
User avatar #69 to #68 - bobsagget (07/29/2015) [-]
you sure can. one thing i yell at my noodles to shock them when i don't have ice on hand is "DO YOU ***** WANNA GO BACK IN THE ******* FREEZER?!?!?" and then i put them in the freezer, it works just as well.
#70 to #69 - Cherryblosom (07/29/2015) [-]
10/10 instantly came and started farthing.

tyvm for food porn, will attempt recipe promptly.
User avatar #72 to #70 - bobsagget (07/29/2015) [-]
don't forgot to AVAST YE SCURVY DOGS when making the blackbeard pasta, or else it doesn't taste piratey enough.
User avatar #82 to #70 - bobsagget (07/29/2015) [-]
i made a video to show you the process.
#98 to #82 - halefall (07/29/2015) [-]
you better post it
User avatar #95 to #82 - Cherryblosom (07/29/2015) [-]
My intuition tells me this could be a trap but SEND IT!!!
User avatar #100 to #95 - bobsagget (07/29/2015) [-]
im putting it on my computer as we speak, its actually like 4 videos because of length and the need to use my hands, plus also its an iphone
User avatar #71 to #70 - bobsagget (07/29/2015) [-]
it helps if you're naked while cooking it. and also sending pictures to me. just a tip.
User avatar #38 to #3 - infinitereaper (07/29/2015) [-]
He's a good guy. He shouts at idiots.
User avatar #42 to #3 - zuflux ONLINE (07/29/2015) [-]
He shouts at idiots.
He plays a character that shouts at everyone on tv.
#6 to #3 - anon (07/29/2015) [-]
Dude, it's Gordon ******* Ramsey. 2nd most I'm the ******* **** stars in the entire world. I think he can say whatever he wants regarding food and the recipient should say yes master Ramsey thank you for your godly input. He's a food genius and you should respect him even if he acts like a dick.

Someone who is recognized as one of the best at something around the world should be respected when they try to teach you their art even if they shout most the time. Plus Ramsey is actually an incredibly nice fellow, look him up you wanker. If a person should know better he yells at them for making mistakes they shouldn't be making. When he teaches amateur chefs or children he never yells at them (Hell's kitchen is all professional chefs or cooks of some form so he yells at all of them + someone has to run his restaurant at a solid six figure income)
User avatar #9 to #6 - taniv ONLINE (07/29/2015) [-]
Also, he gets money for being dramatic and probably doesn't like it when people claim to be chefs and can't do all the things chefs do
User avatar #16 to #3 - YllekNayr ONLINE (07/29/2015) [-]
Ramsay's a good guy.
Watch any of the shows he does. Seriously, any of them.

The guy is here to HELP this man. It's not like the guy signed up for Ramsey to help him without knowing what Ramsey is like. You want help from the best, you gotta show a little respect.

But really, Ramsey says a lot of things, but look at his actions.
User avatar #23 to #16 - notwalkingwaffles ONLINE (07/29/2015) [-]
I know Ramsay may mean well, but when you come with an attitude you get attitude back. The fact that the man didn't like his own reflection in attitude makes him an arse.
User avatar #28 to #23 - sirsnipes (07/29/2015) [-]
Thing is, he goes to help these ppl, but they are all so edgy and start cursing and shiet. If i need to get a point through to some ppl who are tenser than a brick, i have to resort to shouting or ''flaming''. But Gordon here is to help. If you want to help someone and they are being a total dick about it - then it's justified to talk like that. Also look at Masterchef, he doesn't curse almost at all there. And he is trying to teach ppl there and shiet. Also Junion Masterchef - really family friendly and good stuff there.
#31 to #28 - onecommentonlyone (07/29/2015) [-]
You also have to remember that it's a TV show, and is done for entertainment. People like seeing Ramsey be a dick, it's what gets views. I don't know, but I would be willing to bet that the clip of him telling those women to 'go back to plastic surgery' is one his highest viewed things online. Same with the 'Amy's Baking Company' episode where it all goes to **** . This is what sells. I doubt that Ramsey is exactly like how he is on Kitchen Nightmares, or Masterchef Kids, they are real extremes.
User avatar #30 to #28 - notwalkingwaffles ONLINE (07/29/2015) [-]
Only seen a bit of the junior show, but I get the impression that he's gentler and speaks in a calmer tone, and generally asks in ways that aren't rhetorical or sarcastic as hell.
It doesn't seem like he has tried that for a while in the adult shows however, most of what I've seen is just him showing up and shouting while he does things.
I get that he's pretty much saving them, but I suspect that his attitude often overshadows the message, making people shut off and stop listening to the problems he wants to show them, and in stead argue because he's being a dick.
User avatar #32 to #30 - sirsnipes (07/29/2015) [-]
Watch the later Masterchef seasons. He is pretty swell there, encouraging ppl, who are total toolbags, and shotting down ppl who are way too cocky and can't cook(like there was this challenge to cook a romantic dinner with truffels, one made fking chilli con carne that looked like diarrhea on a plate - he doesn't curse per say, he says more of the lines '' damn shame, you were really good, but this is just aweful, damn shame''. Which is a bit more brutal i'd think . Cus when he curses at you you can kinda feel better, cus you'd be able to justify it to yourself. But when he says stuff like that, those ppl break and are like wtf oh nooo (( im ruined bla bla bla.

Anyways long story short. New Masterchef (last 3 seasons, where ppl don't curse at him, he doesnt curse at them - because people actually want to learn on that show) and Junior Masterchef.
#60 to #3 - traveller (07/29/2015) [-]
He is a major philanthropist who helps people with negative reinforcement, take the guy in the vid is probably a world class chef and his restaurant is probably really successful now,

Gordon Ramsey negative reinforcement game strong
User avatar #22 to #3 - stifflimb (07/29/2015) [-]
Take a look at the shows where kids are involved, he's a damn master parent and teacher.
User avatar #14 to #3 - demandsgayversion (07/29/2015) [-]
Or it's what the producers said to do. Does nobody find it odd that no episode of any reality show doesn't have any conflict? What an amazing coincidence.
User avatar #1 - robdabob ONLINE (07/29/2015) [-]
identical.
#61 - baditch (07/29/2015) [-]
I detect a mutual respect
#46 - gokon (07/29/2015) [-]
#19 - kameken ONLINE (07/29/2015) [-]
" **** you!"
" **** you."
"How dare he!"
#44 - anon (07/29/2015) [-]
Cooking a mussel is pretty much just boiling it until it opens. How the **** can you own a restaurant and not know that!?
User avatar #97 to #44 - admiralen (07/29/2015) [-]
why would you learn to cook mussels anyway? theyre pretty ******* nasty
User avatar #55 to #44 - EnergizierAnon (07/29/2015) [-]
by having a restaurant that doesn't serve mussels?
User avatar #73 to #55 - luwak (07/29/2015) [-]
Idk pretty much everyone knows that its cooked when i opens.. Who's the least bit educated..
#78 to #73 - anon (07/29/2015) [-]
Just because you know something doesn't make it common knowledge.
User avatar #110 to #78 - luwak (07/29/2015) [-]
Oh no, im going to kill myself, I should rise to your ego then jump to your IQ, oh no
User avatar #79 to #73 - ChuckNorrisVsMRT (07/29/2015) [-]
Mussels are pretty uncommon as a food in a lot of places inland.
User avatar #111 to #79 - luwak (07/29/2015) [-]
British thing, except London.
#21 - acksl (07/29/2015) [-]
Mitchell and Webb's Kitchen Nightmares related
#52 - anon (07/29/2015) [-]
He enjoyed that more then he was showing, and he was deff showing after that ahaha
#66 - buymemilk (07/29/2015) [-]
He's found someone equally aggressive, but nowhere near as good/intelligent a chef.
User avatar #40 - delio (07/29/2015) [-]
******* love this british ****
#56 - floran ONLINE (07/29/2015) [-]
and that is how best friends are born
User avatar #24 - pallmallhero (07/29/2015) [-]
Anyone who knows what episode this is?
User avatar #25 to #24 - tepidteal ONLINE (07/29/2015) [-]
Hilarious Argument - Ramsay's Kitchen Nightmares YouTube link to the scene above.
Kitchen Nightmares s03e03, Clubway 41
User avatar #27 to #25 - niggastolemyname (07/29/2015) [-]
good ****
thanks
User avatar #26 to #25 - pallmallhero (07/29/2015) [-]
Thank you!
#101 - iatedub (07/29/2015) [-]
How I imagine them when the cameras are off.
#93 - anon (07/29/2015) [-]
"plonker"
"twat"
#103 - lolollo (07/29/2015) [-]
I really hate people like that.     
   
*surprised, yet entirely innocent question*   
"What you say?  You think you better than me?!  You wanna go?!  You wanna go?!  Throw down cunt!  Throw down!  That's what I thought!"
I really hate people like that.

*surprised, yet entirely innocent question*
"What you say? You think you better than me?! You wanna go?! You wanna go?! Throw down cunt! Throw down! That's what I thought!"
#105 to #103 - anon (07/29/2015) [-]
British
User avatar #108 to #103 - malinko ONLINE (07/29/2015) [-]
he wasn't just surprised, he was belittling him about it. He doesn't run a seafood shop. He didn't even have any seafood on his menu, yet gordon was all like "omg i cant believe you've never cooked a muscle! I dont think you can cook!"

this is how it should have gone with normal mature adults. "Hey have you cooked a muscle before?" "no i haven't." "really? would you like me to teach you how to cook one?" "yes that would be splended thank you"
User avatar #112 to #108 - lolollo (07/29/2015) [-]
Did you watch the same webm? Ramsey barely got past "really?" before the other guy was like "Yes, **** you you rude!". I'm fairly certain it started out as "you're old!" as opposed to Ramsey making some moral judgment.
User avatar #113 to #112 - malinko ONLINE (07/29/2015) [-]
yes i did watch it. i've also seen the entire episode. It's also not exactly what he says but how he says it. tone of voice plays alot in telling what a person is actually thinking while they are saying it.

also, he didnt flip out right at "really" he went on to say say "you must be pulling my leg" which some people take as being called a liar, and with the context of the entire episode, he knew Gordon was about to give him more **** about it than just being surprised.
User avatar #115 to #113 - lolollo (07/30/2015) [-]
There's a fine line between logical analysis and making wildly assumptive leaps.
User avatar #116 to #115 - malinko ONLINE (07/30/2015) [-]
That added nothing to the discussion
User avatar #118 to #116 - lolollo (07/30/2015) [-]
Why, because you said it added nothing to the discussion? How is it not relevant? I'm noting the fact that all of your dribble might as well be assumptive leaps in logic as opposed to actual logical analysis. Think "Only druggies where those clothes! You must be on drugs!"
User avatar #119 to #118 - malinko ONLINE (07/30/2015) [-]
Dude what the **** are you even talking about? I made no assumptions on **** other than the fact that I personally think that the guy was offended by gordon because he was being an asshole to him. which he was. Go watch the ******* episode before arguing about something when your knowledge stops at a 1 minute video.

you're talking like I'm racially profiling someone.

I've come to the conclusion that you're an autistic faggot and do not have the basic understanding of human interactions. Good day sir.



#120 to #119 - lolollo (07/30/2015) [-]
I'm not telling you you're racially profiling someone, I'm telling you that it's more than possible that you'd have to jump to the conclusions you're making, purely because its "how it looks to you.". Think about your phrase "he was being an asshole to him".  What premises support that idea?  You only look like an asshole because people think you look like an asshole.  It's a subjective claim, yet you're trying to make it sound objective.  If you can't understand that, then its not my concern.  Your unability to understand a simple argument such as this doesn't magically make it invalid.  I've explained 3 times now, with  varying degrees of "spelling it out for you" yet you're not questioning specific things about the argument, you're presuming that saying "what?" warrants a response which nullifies it.   
   
TL;DR. You can't say "it looks like he's the one being rude" and then suddenly have it be worth more than someone saying "it looks like he's not the one being rude."  It doesn't matter how much television starring Tim Roth you watch to make you think that.
I'm not telling you you're racially profiling someone, I'm telling you that it's more than possible that you'd have to jump to the conclusions you're making, purely because its "how it looks to you.". Think about your phrase "he was being an asshole to him". What premises support that idea? You only look like an asshole because people think you look like an asshole. It's a subjective claim, yet you're trying to make it sound objective. If you can't understand that, then its not my concern. Your unability to understand a simple argument such as this doesn't magically make it invalid. I've explained 3 times now, with varying degrees of "spelling it out for you" yet you're not questioning specific things about the argument, you're presuming that saying "what?" warrants a response which nullifies it.

TL;DR. You can't say "it looks like he's the one being rude" and then suddenly have it be worth more than someone saying "it looks like he's not the one being rude." It doesn't matter how much television starring Tim Roth you watch to make you think that.
#121 to #120 - malinko ONLINE (07/30/2015) [-]
User avatar #122 to #121 - lolollo (07/30/2015) [-]
Because you've posted a reaction picture dictating such? I don't understand it. What are you even saying? My ignorance of your argument makes your argument invalid. You lose.
User avatar #123 to #122 - malinko ONLINE (07/30/2015) [-]
Well I was actually looking for the one the just said "good day sir" because frankly, I really don't give a **** about this anymore, but this was the only gif I could find. but since its an internet argument, we both lose.

and you've literally added nothing to this. all you've done is say "nu-huh! you're wrong! you're stupid!" you've made no points. you've spelled nothing out like you're claimed. You didn't watch the episode, you didn't know how he was being treated for hand and you've haven't targeted anything in my post specifically to disprove. though my opinion is subjective, culture adds an aspect of objectiveness to it.

#125 to #123 - anon (07/30/2015) [-]
And did you really block me just so you have the last word? Not only is that a pathetic way to "win an argument", it doesn't even work. I've still gotten the last word.

Enjoy your life of ignorance.
User avatar #126 to #125 - malinko ONLINE (07/30/2015) [-]
last word
#127 to #126 - anon (07/30/2015) [-]
Try harder troll.  I had to remember to check back to this comment.  I don't receive a message for comments when I'm anon.  If you post you got the last word, I'll never know.  I'll continue from here on out believing I've had the last word.  You lose.
Try harder troll. I had to remember to check back to this comment. I don't receive a message for comments when I'm anon. If you post you got the last word, I'll never know. I'll continue from here on out believing I've had the last word. You lose.
#124 to #123 - anon (07/30/2015) [-]
I've spelled absolutely everything out that I've claimed. All you've done is sit around scratching your head claiming you "don't understand.". That doesn't mean I haven't done my job explaining myself, it makes you an idiot who either refuses to read any comment that's in opposition to yours, or too ignorant to understand simple concepts. I say this do you see me explaining myself, this is me explaining myself...its currently happening...right now because as I've explained myself during the entirety of the conversation, all you've done is sit there and continually say "that proves nothing!" With absolutely nothing new to add as far as "how" and especially not anything close to how you're right.
User avatar #51 - dingdongz (07/29/2015) [-]
tells him not to shout like an idiot while shouting like an idiot
ramsay you ****
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