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User avatar #1 - hashtronaut
Reply +119 123456789123345869
(08/28/2014) [+] (19 replies)
stickied by zahidlol
google is for searching information
bing is for searching porn
#9 to #1 - hashtagopinion
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(08/29/2014) [-]
#Why
User avatar #11 to #9 - hashtronaut
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(08/29/2014) [-]
#goaway #thisisntagoodaccountidea #tryagain
#12 to #11 - hashtagopinion
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(08/29/2014) [-]
#Level200
#InLessThan2Days
#PeopleSayingTheyEnjoyIt
#YouAlsoHaveHashInYourName
#***************
#13 to #12 - hashtronaut
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(08/29/2014) [-]
User avatar #6 to #1 - duvallwhitey
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(08/29/2014) [-]
I still use google for porn.
#7 to #6 - hashtronaut
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(08/29/2014) [-]
User avatar #15 to #6 - themurrey
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(08/29/2014) [-]
Try bing next time in five minutes.
#34 to #1 - isonig
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(08/29/2014) [-]
Do you always search?
I've used nothing but motherless and ex-hentai for like 4 years.
User avatar #35 to #34 - hashtronaut
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(08/29/2014) [-]
I actually just go to xnxx most of the time lol but if you're looking for a particular thing... say, you want a pov view of a latina sucking dick. if you put that into xnxx, it brings up anything with any of those words but bing is like "yeahhh, i know what you want." lol
User avatar #46 to #1 - hattheifbatman
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(08/29/2014) [-]
I use google for both
User avatar #67 to #1 - bluestrawberry
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(08/29/2014) [-]
yahoo is for searching hipsterinformation
User avatar #73 to #67 - hashtronaut
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(08/29/2014) [-]
yahoo was a messenger, **** a search engine. i miss those chats
User avatar #75 to #73 - bluestrawberry
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(08/29/2014) [-]
I use it for pages blocked by google domain.
Bing could also be used but i don't find anything with it.
Sometimes i use deep web browsers and their search engines instead.
its all about the weed
User avatar #47 to #1 - empithree
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(08/29/2014) [-]
i just search the top comments in fj's ****...
full of good sauce.
User avatar #62 to #47 - hashtronaut
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(08/29/2014) [-]
**** has too many things that arent human for my boner's taste
User avatar #64 to #62 - empithree
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(08/29/2014) [-]
you haven't checked it lately then. it's pretty clean.

you pornist!
User avatar #72 to #64 - hashtronaut
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(08/29/2014) [-]
i was there yesterday i just dont like drawn stuff. not my thing.
User avatar #16 to #1 - snacky
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(08/29/2014) [-]
good to see other people use bing for porn
User avatar #18 to #16 - hashtronaut
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#2 - mudkipfucker
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(08/28/2014) [-]
meh, close enough
#5 to #2 - PubLandlord
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(08/29/2014) [-]
But not close enough
#42 to #5 - anon id: b151fecb
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(08/29/2014) [-]
But the 'Arcade Machine' article is the second one for both searches. Unless you're explicitly looking for a timeline. In which case you would just put that in the search...
#22 - ubercookieboy
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(08/29/2014) [-]
**ubercookieboy rolled user krizz **
#27 to #22 - anon id: 10f00d40
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User avatar #23 to #22 - krizz
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(08/29/2014) [-]
**krizz rolled comment #9581582 ** :
**alicorn rolls 12**
User avatar #43 to #23 - smithacat
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(08/29/2014) [-]
you rolled a roll, well done
User avatar #45 to #43 - krizz
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(08/29/2014) [-]
ye ill stop it there
#48 to #45 - smithacat
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(08/29/2014) [-]
**smithacat rolled comment #33 ** :
**mickeybandit rolls 85**
there is no escape
User avatar #49 to #48 - krizz
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(08/29/2014) [-]
**krizz rolled comment #8 ** :
dat delicious assburger
then i'll step it up
#50 to #49 - smithacat
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**smithacat rolled comment #9 ** :
....assburger?
User avatar #51 to #50 - krizz
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**krizz rolled comment #9582449 ** :
DUDE I ******* SWEAR

I COULD'VE BET MY LIFE ON IT

your assburger
User avatar #52 to #51 - smithacat
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(08/29/2014) [-]
**smithacat rolled comment #139 ** :
whatsup with my assburger?
User avatar #53 to #52 - krizz
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(08/29/2014) [-]
**krizz rolled comment #1 ** :
Nah, mate. It's exactly the same as soy milk.
I also bet it tastes exactly the same.
Drink it

it's delicious
#54 to #53 - smithacat
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(08/29/2014) [-]
**smithacat rolled comment #776076 ** :Aw yeeee! 
 if you say so my dear
**smithacat rolled comment #776076 ** :
Aw yeeee!
if you say so my dear
User avatar #55 to #54 - krizz
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(08/29/2014) [-]
rolls limit has been reached


****
#56 to #55 - smithacat
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(08/29/2014) [-]
**smithacat rolled comment #110 ** :
very applicable
no?
User avatar #57 to #56 - krizz
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(08/29/2014) [-]
me yes
User avatar #58 to #57 - smithacat
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(08/29/2014) [-]
thats to bad
User avatar #59 to #58 - krizz
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User avatar #44 to #43 - krizz
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**krizz rolled comment #57 ** :
I remember getting a slap off a shopkeeper because he was trying to charge me 50p for a can that was price marked for 30p, and I went off at him saying he can't do that, swore at him and he leaned over the counter and slapped me, told him I was gonna go get my Dad.

Went home, told my Dad he tried taking my money and he slapped me so he ******* stormed into the shop "who the **** do you think you are touching my kid ?!"
"Who **** your bloody son think he is, swearing at me telling me what I can dooooo!"
(And he said do like DoooOOOOoooo, was great)

At which point my Dad turned back to me and whacked me twice as hard as the shopkeeper had for swearing and lying. I was super ******* polite to that shopkeeper from now on haha
User avatar #74 to #23 - alicorn
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(08/29/2014) [-]
You summoned me for this

Very well what are your three wishes
User avatar #77 to #74 - krizz
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(08/30/2014) [-]
hand me a delicious assburger
a banana
and a condom
#37 - nargogh
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(08/29/2014) [-]
Hey, why exactly bing is better for searching for porn?
User avatar #39 to #37 - hashtronaut
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#40 to #37 - hashtronaut
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(08/29/2014) [-]
tldr of link:
User avatar #41 to #40 - hashtronaut
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(08/29/2014) [-]
i think they meant to say google at the end but yeah
User avatar #10 - superpower
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(08/29/2014) [-]
I actually use Bing for things that are slightly to moderately illegal. Google has too many filters and blacklists, while Bing does not.
User avatar #66 to #10 - frenzyhero
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(08/29/2014) [-]
look up lolicon on bing
User avatar #17 to #10 - jokexplain
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(08/29/2014) [-]
like what, if I may ask?
are we talking buying drugs illegal,
cp illegal,
how to make an ied at home illegal..
User avatar #24 to #17 - ragetitan
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(08/29/2014) [-]
fbi pls
User avatar #25 to #24 - jokexplain
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(08/29/2014) [-]
yes, I made an account devoted to explaining jokes and stuck to its premise for 7 months in order to go undercover. you foiled my plans!
User avatar #19 to #17 - noxiouspumpkin
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(08/29/2014) [-]
I would use TOR for illegal stuff. The silk road is pretty easy to access with TOR.
User avatar #21 to #19 - jokexplain
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(08/29/2014) [-]
can you get joints delivered to you via silk road?
if so I'm down
User avatar #26 to #21 - noxiouspumpkin
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(08/29/2014) [-]
You can get pretty much every illegal drug on the silk road. They also sell normal stuff too, but it's mainly for drugs. And hardcore drugs, not just weed. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Silk_Road_%28marketplace%29
User avatar #4 - secondfunction
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(08/29/2014) [-]
**secondfunction rolls 009**
User avatar #8 to #4 - imagnetsux
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(08/29/2014) [-]
that's for 009.
#32 - bval
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(08/29/2014) [-]
I use DuckDuckGo for most searches, Google for image searches, and Bing for porn searches.
#38 to #32 - anon id: be16b1ab
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(08/29/2014) [-]
**anonymous rolled image** mah *****
User avatar #65 - archael
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(08/29/2014) [-]
I used to have a friend that prefered Bing.

Keywords: USED TO
User avatar #68 to #65 - jaysnk
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(08/29/2014) [-]
now you have no friends huh
User avatar #69 to #68 - archael
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(08/29/2014) [-]
Are you trying to imply that most people prefer Bing?


HAH!
User avatar #71 to #69 - jaysnk
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(08/29/2014) [-]
no im implying no one wants to be friends with someone strung upon search engines_
User avatar #76 to #71 - archael
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(08/29/2014) [-]
So you have no sense of humor.

Kay.
#31 - galakfriend
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#20 - anon id: 1357bb59
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(08/29/2014) [-]
wait, I thought bing was malware since it installs itself on your machine every time you download something.
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