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Google Ultron. A (soon to be) Old but Gold. Enlarging may be prudent, wouldn't want to strain your eyes This is a part 2 to a green text story I saw on here a w

A (soon to be) Old but Gold.

Enlarging may be prudent, wouldn't want to strain your eyes

This is a part 2 to a green text story I saw on here a while ago. I haven't seen this part yet, so I figured I'd upload it

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#3 - manbearpiglet
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>doesn't use Google Ultron
#6 - enigmaticspirit
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HFW the company is going to ****
HFW the company is going to ****
#7 - sinery
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This **** was so good that I had to.
User avatar #8 to #7 - sinery
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Anyway, does anyone know how I can change the window icon?
User avatar #13 to #8 - goldenfairy
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You mean icon in taskbar, when Ultron is running?
Google "EXE Resource Extractor" or something along those lines. There should be one that'll allow to change, not just extract.
#10 to #8 - anon
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User avatar #11 to #10 - sinery
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Thanks, anon.
User avatar #5 - zeusx
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days 1-24 for those who haven't seen it
#2 - bobafettsav
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a nice read, funny for most of the days and the end was feelworthy
#12 - mckinkymcormic
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as a nerd i am disgusted by these co-workers...
as a nerd i am disgusted by these co-workers...
User avatar #9 - deescalation
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Apparently this was a pretty popular thread!topic/chrome/NRvYXVMqK3o
#4 - sinery
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(04/01/2014) [-]
Actually believed the whole NASA Googe Ultron for a second.
#1 - anon
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(04/01/2014) [-]
Dear god. I love this
Dear god. I love this