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Google Ultron

A (soon to be) Old but Gold.

Enlarging may be prudent, wouldn't want to strain your eyes

This is a part 2 to a green text story I saw on here a while ago. I haven't seen this part yet, so I figured I'd upload it

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#3 - manbearpiglet (04/01/2014) [-]
>2014
>doesn't use Google Ultron
#6 - enigmaticspirit (04/01/2014) [-]
HFW the company is going to 						****
HFW the company is going to ****
#7 - sinery (04/01/2014) [+] (4 replies)
This **** was so good that I had to.
User avatar #5 - zeusx (04/01/2014) [-]
days 1-24 for those who haven't seen it

imgur.com/a/iJD8f
#2 - bobafettsav (04/01/2014) [-]
a nice read, funny for most of the days and the end was feelworthy
#12 - mckinkymcormic (04/01/2014) [-]
as a nerd i am disgusted by these co-workers...
as a nerd i am disgusted by these co-workers...
User avatar #9 - deescalation ONLINE (04/01/2014) [-]
Apparently this was a pretty popular thread
productforums.google.com/forum/#!topic/chrome/NRvYXVMqK3o
#4 - sinery (04/01/2014) [-]
Actually believed the whole NASA Googe Ultron for a second.
#1 - anonymous (04/01/2014) [-]
Dear god. I love this
Dear god. I love this
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