Good guy rooomate. Props to him. He has been my best friend since middle school when we walked home together. I was in band, he played sports. Great guy. Roomma this guy
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Good guy rooomate

Good guy rooomate. Props to him. He has been my best friend since middle school when we walked home together. I was in band, he played sports. Great guy. Roomma

Props to him. He has been my best friend since middle school when we walked home together. I was in band, he played sports. Great guy

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Roommate and I have know each other since we were kids. I am beta He is alpha He has the idea of having a party at our new
place. I reluctantly agree. He pests signs around the complex, "Girls drink tree, guys pay a fee". Nething huge. About 20 people
show up hem around us and some of his friends. I am playing Ibex through most at the party in my ream. When I walk in he
says hushes eberyone and tells everyone I paid fer the girl' s been Guys cheer, a few hot girls walk up and thank me. I am now
dating one of them. It would be nice if this got high enough for me to show be him. My way of saying thanks.
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Submitted: 12/01/2013
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#38 - lolzordz (12/02/2013) [-]
best friend tries to get you to stop being beta. show him your gratitude by thanking him through FJ
#51 to #38 - anon (12/02/2013) [-]
maybe beta wants to be beta.
User avatar #106 to #38 - mrdrpage (12/02/2013) [-]
The betaest.
#2 - itsthetie (12/01/2013) [-]
......... tell him?
User avatar #69 to #2 - kroople (12/02/2013) [-]
thumb whore
#72 to #69 - itsthetie (12/02/2013) [-]
dumb bore
dumb bore
User avatar #138 to #72 - kroople (12/02/2013) [-]
I think you guys may be mistaken...I'm not calling you a thumbwhore, I was saying that OP was just being a thumbwhore and that's why he didn't tell him in person...
User avatar #41 to #2 - nervaaurelius (12/02/2013) [-]
but then he wouldn't get 500+ thumbs


even though i thumbed
User avatar #24 to #2 - wrocky (12/02/2013) [-]
das gayyyyyyyyy
User avatar #52 to #24 - teruterubozu (12/02/2013) [-]
"that's not the faggot when you talk to yourself faggot "
gayobliteratorhere - 2013
#79 to #52 - adamks (12/02/2013) [-]
You do realise that he is doing it on purpose, making it infinitely less funny?
User avatar #140 to #52 - gayobliteratorhere (12/03/2013) [-]
**** is not the perception of the forerunners
#130 to #2 - anon (12/02/2013) [-]
User avatar #126 to #2 - znigga (12/02/2013) [-]
2 beta
#3 to #2 - moneyposts (12/01/2013) [-]
I did, but small gestures are nice too
#20 to #2 - cjasper (12/02/2013) [-]
have the coloured version
#21 to #20 - cjasper (12/02/2013) [-]
Take your pick
#27 to #21 - tippidyt (12/02/2013) [-]
I have a real life version.
#54 to #20 - tjubox (12/02/2013) [-]
So do I.
#65 to #60 - tjubox (12/02/2013) [-]
How far are we going to go?
#131 to #75 - allliiisonnn (12/02/2013) [-]
this one got me
this one got me
User avatar #1 - leonhardt (12/01/2013) [-]
Maybe you could just ******* tell him?
User avatar #29 to #1 - capslockftw (12/02/2013) [-]
b-but i dun want to trouble senpai
User avatar #10 - chittywok **User deleted account** (12/02/2013) [-]
yo best suck that dude's dick man, hes the greatest wingman alive
User avatar #11 to #10 - brokenhalf (12/02/2013) [-]
he better polish the club and wash the balls
User avatar #44 to #10 - rectophobia (12/02/2013) [-]
Brojob
#6 - salsawin (12/02/2013) [-]
I'm sure you've already told him thanks OP, but I really don't think this is the way to go about demonstrating your gratitude. Maybe try to set up a double date and offer to cover both couples if you can (as your way of saying thanks) that'd be a much more thoughtful gesture than showing him a bunch of imaginary thumbs on a website.

I mean really OP, this sounds like a way good friend. He deserves something that requires actual time and effort on your part.
#7 to #6 - moneyposts (12/02/2013) [-]
He is a way good friend. We actually have been on a double date too on which I covered his GF's meal. I know what you are saying though, but more than anything he will see this as a funny way of me being me. I don't really care about the thumbs. I have been on this website for 10 years and have made no effort to move up the rankings. This will be something funny for him to look at and is just a small thank you.
#22 to #7 - salsawin (12/02/2013) [-]
Well, I guess that works then. Good luck dude.
#36 - samoaspider (12/02/2013) [-]
Why don't you just 			*******		 say "Thank you" in his face,  you dumb 			****		.
Why don't you just ******* say "Thank you" in his face, you dumb **** .
User avatar #63 to #36 - oniiking (12/02/2013) [-]
source?
User avatar #64 to #63 - arrowinurbutt (12/02/2013) [-]
senyuu
User avatar #66 to #64 - oniiking (12/02/2013) [-]
thank you friend
#48 to #36 - meatpulp (12/02/2013) [-]
Because if he does that, he won't get the sweet, sweet green thumbs.
#43 - iamtheceej (12/02/2013) [-]
"To show my gratitude, I've used our story to level up on a website full of people with no life!"
User avatar #49 to #43 - oceanmist (12/02/2013) [-]
Buy him a beer? No. Hook him up with my girlfriend's hot friends? nah. Lets do this instead.
#26 - anon (12/02/2013) [-]
Oh shut the **** up. Get a ******* diary, don't post this **** on here. **** . I'm in a bad mood and I wanted to laugh and this post pissed me off because it didn't make me laugh. there. I said it. **** you guys.
User avatar #40 to #26 - tatwis (12/02/2013) [-]
U MAD?
User avatar #122 to #26 - letting (12/02/2013) [-]
I'm alright with everything you said, I had a similar reaction.
User avatar #33 to #26 - creatablejam (12/02/2013) [-]
Wanna talk about it buddy?
User avatar #30 to #26 - monkeysniper (12/02/2013) [-]
That sucks, hope your day improves.
#70 to #30 - professoridle (12/02/2013) [-]
You guys are nice. I like you guys.
#103 - Jesusnipples (12/02/2013) [-]
Wingman level: Winning   
   
 Assuming this actually happened
Wingman level: Winning

Assuming this actually happened
User avatar #116 to #103 - kyouko (12/02/2013) [-]
Winging*
User avatar #119 - xdeathspawnx (12/02/2013) [-]
suck his dick as thanks.
User avatar #121 to #119 - sanguinesolitude ONLINE (12/02/2013) [-]
its what jesus would have wanted.
#107 - spanishninja ONLINE (12/02/2013) [-]
User avatar #137 to #107 - rockamekishiko (12/02/2013) [-]
thats the fj i knew and loved. this whole comment thread actually
#88 - fishinyourface ONLINE (12/02/2013) [-]
you can't even just thank him properly? 			****		 you ARE beta...
you can't even just thank him properly? **** you ARE beta...
#77 - sparkieemae (12/02/2013) [-]
Or..    
OR    
   
You could just 			*******		 walk up to him since he totally exists and you live with him according to your own 			*******		 story, and say thanks, you beta inbred
Or..
OR

You could just ******* walk up to him since he totally exists and you live with him according to your own ******* story, and say thanks, you beta inbred
User avatar #35 - darksideofthebeast (12/02/2013) [-]
Why does FunnyJunk still thumb these things up?
#85 - Penn (12/02/2013) [-]
Are you ******* serious? Does nobody tell stories just to tell it? Every ******* story, whether it be funny, feels, sad, etc. has that last ******* sentence "Now vote me up because I want whoever to see it"

Just tell the ******* story.
User avatar #32 - Lainge ONLINE (12/02/2013) [-]
**** you you cunt.
You could maybe ******* thank him?
OR not because this is a made up story to whore for likes.
You piece of **** .
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