Good Guy Jack Daniels
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stankebottoms (01/09/2016) [-] Yeah, you don't want to start a romantic night with whiskey-I learned that the soft way.
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hellbentcrusade (01/10/2016) [-] Are you talking about blackout drunk or just drunk? I feel like you'd have to be super ****** up to not be able to function normally.
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sirrawrsalot ONLINE (01/09/2016) [-] I remember that smug piece of **** , do you know where that pic is from?
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spoopyskeleton (01/10/2016) [-] I lost my virginity on a drunken adventure.
I barely remember meeting the girl. Nor how I wooed her out of the club to her hotel.
All I vaguely remember was watching myself mash this poor girl with my cock because I was too drunk to actually feel anything. She literally told me to stop and i just stared at myself in the mirror thinking "you're a man now"
it was ok
I barely remember meeting the girl. Nor how I wooed her out of the club to her hotel.
All I vaguely remember was watching myself mash this poor girl with my cock because I was too drunk to actually feel anything. She literally told me to stop and i just stared at myself in the mirror thinking "you're a man now"
it was ok
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hellbentcrusade (01/10/2016) [-] I lost my virginity to my now wife at my friends house on his weed couch in the backyard while his brother and friend were watching us (we didn't know). She hates whenever that story is brought up by my friends.
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memymoe (01/09/2016) [-] yea but what got you into that situation
Just like that kid that pushed people onto the road and then pull them back in "saved your life"
Just like that kid that pushed people onto the road and then pull them back in "saved your life"
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lipidregent (01/09/2016) [-] That reminds me of a story from a friend of mine. As a child, he threw a bunch of bread on a kid at the park and geese just swarmed the kid. My friend then pulls the kid out and gets 5 bucks from the kids mom for "saving him"
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anon (01/10/2016) [-]
Just turned 21 today, and now I've got that exact bottle sitting on my desk at home
guess it's a good thing I don't need to worry about getting laid
guess it's a good thing I don't need to worry about getting laid
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strictly ONLINE (01/10/2016) [-] I find it's easier to get hard when drunk, but I have trouble cumming if I'm too intoxicated.
I'll literally go until my joints are going blue and she's already had a full nights sleep and sobered up without finishing.
I'll literally go until my joints are going blue and she's already had a full nights sleep and sobered up without finishing.
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stealingbikes ONLINE (01/10/2016) [-] I just noticed I quoted the title. I has a stupid.
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anon (01/10/2016) [-]
"but now I have to go down on her instead to save myself the embarrasment of a soft penis"
