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Hi, What weenie yen recommend
as a present for hey‘?
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#43 to #41 - creepyunclebob (10/20/2013) [-]
I see you bojangle. I've been known to bojangle myself.
#37 - thereasonableperso (10/20/2013) [-]
**thereasonableperso rolled a random image posted in comment #27 at Knock Knock joke, the right way! ** my gift for a 13 yr old boy.
User avatar #28 - amanaman (10/20/2013) [-]
what gift would you recommend for a level 40 funnyjunker
User avatar #38 to #28 - feelythefeel ONLINE (10/20/2013) [-]
A lot less than for a level 324 FunnyJunker.
User avatar #30 to #28 - MoparMan (10/20/2013) [-]
a life
User avatar #24 - ingabenwetrust (10/20/2013) [-]
User avatar #27 to #25 - lotengo (10/20/2013) [-]
got a bigger version of that?
#33 to #27 - dig (10/20/2013) [-]
I do believe this is what you're looking for.
User avatar #47 to #33 - slycoop (10/24/2013) [-]
Thank you sir. I needed this as well.
User avatar #29 to #27 - slycoop (10/20/2013) [-]
Afraid not. When I read it, I just CTRL+'ed to zoom in. It's still blurry, but it's legible.
#14 - anonymous (10/20/2013) [-]
big bang theory on my front page? why?
User avatar #13 - jajathezombie (10/20/2013) [-]
I'm still convinced that a dirt bike is by far the greatest present you can give anyone. Give a kid a video game they want and they're like, "Wow, sweet! I really wanted this! Thanks!" Give a kid a dirt bike and they start having a ******* seizure.
User avatar #18 to #13 - reginleif (10/20/2013) [-]
It probably would I wouldn't give mine one though. I don't want to be "that parent" the news wants killed after his stupid ass goes off a cliff or something.

Best gift within reasonable bounds would probably be a paintball gun (blind is better than dead eh?) or the gift of never having internet.

You're welcome funnyjunk.
User avatar #20 to #18 - jajathezombie (10/20/2013) [-]
It's not that difficult to teach your kids about safety. Getting your kid a car is probably worse than getting them a dirt bike if you never teach them the importance of seatbelts.
User avatar #21 to #20 - reginleif (10/20/2013) [-]
Yeah but human nature isn't something you can train, I could be the best father in the world and the idiot could get himself killed.

And if he does not only am I going to feel terrible (even if I gave him the best training) it's not going to make a shred of difference to the people who are going to judge.
User avatar #23 to #21 - jajathezombie (10/20/2013) [-]
Pretty sure the judgement of others is going to be the last thing on your mind if your child is dead. Human nature doesn't mean a thing if you have the right training/mindset. My 8-year-old cousin rides dirt bikes. He's been doing it since age 4, and he has always known that in order to get on that dirt bike, he needs to be wearing proper safety gear and he needs to be very aware of his surroundings while he's riding. He's really good at it and hasn't had any major injuries (worst was a fractured arm from a fall). I even let him take my 2-year-old sister on his bike because he knows he has to be careful with her and go slow. It's pretty simple stuff.
User avatar #10 - spelly (10/20/2013) [-]
But where's the laugh track?
User avatar #11 to #10 - crowd (10/20/2013) [-]
you have to make it yourself
User avatar #19 to #11 - Nihatclodra (10/20/2013) [-]
****** a harder build than Ikea.
#8 - wakster (10/20/2013) [-]
User avatar #7 - NutHut ONLINE (10/20/2013) [-]
comedy, ha ha
User avatar #6 - fusileer (10/20/2013) [-]
>Leonard walks through the door to see Sheldon squinting at his laptop.
>'Hey Sheldon' as the audience shuffle to the edges of their seats in anticipation of what's to come. The giggles of an infant gently echoes throughout the studio.
>'What are you doing?' The crowd sit, mouths agape, and licking their lips to prepare for what happens next.
>'Playing video games' The audience sharply inhale in unison. The change in pressure causes ear drums to burst. A burst of laughter erupts in the studio. People are laughing so hard their faces are purple, and their veins prominent. Hymens of the virgin girls present are ripped by the force of their laughter. Small children cry because their pre-bazinga preparations were in vain.
>'From the 1980's' The laughter from the audience abruptly breaks the sound barrier. Equipment explodes in a spark of flames and electricity. Faces are shred to pieces. The commotion spreads to the surrounding city, as news of Sheldon's actions are shared. Cars crash into lampposts and traffic lights. Wide-spread looting begins. An angry mob assembles, armed with pitchforks and flaming torches, chanting 'We want Sheldon! We want Sheldon!' The studio hand Jim Parsons over, as they know they would be no match for the mob. They carry him above their heads, with tears streaming down their faces as he is placed in his throne and his Coronation as King of Earth begins.
That's how funny the Big Bang Theory isn't.
#26 to #6 - anonymous (10/20/2013) [-]
Wow I don't like something, better tell everyone that I don't like this thing by making a long ****** comment about how I don't like it.

Btw your comment neither showed a reality nor was funny.

#16 to #6 - tragickingdom (10/20/2013) [-]
I ******* love you for that.
User avatar #12 to #6 - Kairyuka ONLINE (10/20/2013) [-]
Yup, sounds right.
User avatar #9 to #6 - imagnetsux ONLINE (10/20/2013) [-]
what's funny is when sheldon gets lost in the text adventure woods while leonard's trying to **** raj's sister.
#42 to #9 - captainkrobin (10/20/2013) [-]
I think you're mistaking "funny" for "so hideously awful I want to kill myself".
#5 - artige (10/20/2013) [-]
**artige rolled a random image posted in comment #6153734 at Admin's life long failure ** What I'd give to a 13-year-old boy
#15 to #2 - trollolololgabe (10/20/2013) [-]
well done...
well done...
#4 to #2 - jugernof (10/20/2013) [-]
I wish I could thumb this 9000 times.
User avatar #1 - maleficence (10/20/2013) [-]
What would you recommend as a present for a 18-year-old boy?

A 13-year-old girl
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#46 to #3 - creepyunclebob (10/20/2013) [-]
Maybe we need an Ephebophile Kangaroo to bridge the gap.
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