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Hi, What weenie yen recommend
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User avatar #1 - maleficence (10/20/2013) [+] (3 replies)
What would you recommend as a present for a 18-year-old boy?

A 13-year-old girl
#2 - secretdestroyers (10/20/2013) [+] (2 replies)
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User avatar #6 - fusileer (10/20/2013) [+] (5 replies)
>Leonard walks through the door to see Sheldon squinting at his laptop.
>'Hey Sheldon' as the audience shuffle to the edges of their seats in anticipation of what's to come. The giggles of an infant gently echoes throughout the studio.
>'What are you doing?' The crowd sit, mouths agape, and licking their lips to prepare for what happens next.
>'Playing video games' The audience sharply inhale in unison. The change in pressure causes ear drums to burst. A burst of laughter erupts in the studio. People are laughing so hard their faces are purple, and their veins prominent. Hymens of the virgin girls present are ripped by the force of their laughter. Small children cry because their pre-bazinga preparations were in vain.
>'From the 1980's' The laughter from the audience abruptly breaks the sound barrier. Equipment explodes in a spark of flames and electricity. Faces are shred to pieces. The commotion spreads to the surrounding city, as news of Sheldon's actions are shared. Cars crash into lampposts and traffic lights. Wide-spread looting begins. An angry mob assembles, armed with pitchforks and flaming torches, chanting 'We want Sheldon! We want Sheldon!' The studio hand Jim Parsons over, as they know they would be no match for the mob. They carry him above their heads, with tears streaming down their faces as he is placed in his throne and his Coronation as King of Earth begins.
That's how funny the Big Bang Theory isn't.
#17 - tragickingdom (10/20/2013) [+] (5 replies)
User avatar #28 - amanaman (10/20/2013) [+] (6 replies)
what gift would you recommend for a level 40 funnyjunker
User avatar #10 - spelly (10/20/2013) [+] (2 replies)
But where's the laugh track?
User avatar #24 - ingabenwetrust (10/20/2013) [+] (1 reply)
BAZOOPLES
User avatar #7 - NutHut (10/20/2013) [-]
comedy, ha ha
#37 - thereasonableperso (10/20/2013) [-]
**thereasonableperso rolled a random image posted in comment #27 at Knock Knock joke, the right way! ** my gift for a 13 yr old boy.
User avatar #13 - jajathezombie (10/20/2013) [+] (4 replies)
I'm still convinced that a dirt bike is by far the greatest present you can give anyone. Give a kid a video game they want and they're like, "Wow, sweet! I really wanted this! Thanks!" Give a kid a dirt bike and they start having a ******* seizure.
#41 - iraniie (10/20/2013) [+] (1 reply)
#14 - anonymous (10/20/2013) [-]
big bang theory on my front page? why?
#5 - artige (10/20/2013) [-]
**artige rolled a random image posted in comment #6153734 at Admin's life long failure ** What I'd give to a 13-year-old boy
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