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#2 - derpinoff (06/23/2014) [+] (101 replies)
#11 to #9 - derpinoff (06/23/2014) [-]
Let's see....

If 1 Freedom Dollar is like .75 European Dollars....

that's like 34 and something Freedoms!!!
User avatar #10 - dmirish (06/23/2014) [+] (8 replies)
I say go on a vandalism rampage. Break hundreds of windows, including the cop shop's, behave vilently to the arresting officers. Get tossed in jail for 2 years, claim reeducation is needed to rehabilitation purposes.


Place to stay for 2 years, three meals a day, counselling and such, college education, job placement upon release, and a halfway house upon release too. All for Free.

And because it's a relatively minor crime, you won't even got to a max prison, just some provincial lockup.

God you can really rip off the Canadian justice system if you try hard enough.

I don't recommend actually trying this. It sounds cool, but probably won't work out as planned.
User avatar #15 to #10 - turbodoosh (06/23/2014) [-]
WARNING: Do not try in the USA. Risk of anal rape by a black guy named bubba increases greatly
User avatar #105 - mrmask (06/23/2014) [-]
plus, with nothing else to do all day, you will get ripped as **** , and then proceed to beat people up for their money
#28 - solarisofcelestia ONLINE (06/23/2014) [+] (2 replies)
Then it's a good thing all the homeless people have access to internet connection so that they can read this.
#85 - xcoreyx (06/23/2014) [+] (16 replies)
Yeah and then after 24 hours you'll be right back where you started, but with no money.
User avatar #7 - andrewzb (06/23/2014) [+] (2 replies)
i dont think homeless people have internet
User avatar #8 to #7 - harryboom (06/23/2014) [-]
that can go into libraries, wether they waste their time on funnyjunk however
User avatar #25 - wthree (06/23/2014) [-]
American Advice Water-Eagle
User avatar #24 - oaaaaa (06/23/2014) [+] (2 replies)
they ll remove you fast when they see that u r homeless.

on the other side, i think u ll rather spend your last 400$ on drugs than on a gym-membership
User avatar #33 to #24 - gharshi (06/23/2014) [-]
homeless people are not always addicts
User avatar #14 - turbodoosh (06/23/2014) [+] (2 replies)
And free pizza every month at PFit
User avatar #166 - tiredofthis (06/24/2014) [-]
Okay, I work at a YMCA and I can tell you a membership for an adult is $60 to join, then $32 a month, and you have to have a checking account to do the automatic bank draft.

Just how long is a homeless person going to be able to keep that up?
User avatar #155 - xsnowbanex (06/24/2014) [-]
Guys, I don't think the picture said "If you are ever broke as **** , smell like **** , addicted to drugs/alcohol". It said homeless. As in, maybe your girlfriend/ wife kicked you out or something like that. Homeless doesn't necessarily mean you have no money, it just means without a home.
User avatar #140 - nudybooty (06/24/2014) [+] (10 replies)
#1 Gym memberships coast a **** load
#2 Gyms aren't opened at night
#3 Lockers cost each time you open them
#4 I fell like finding a place to store your belongings is one of the last things on a homeless guys mind
User avatar #142 to #141 - darkor (06/24/2014) [-]
there are some 24 hours gyms.
User avatar #18 - killerraise (06/23/2014) [+] (3 replies)
Im homless, I have no money, food, or a place to sleep and I wanna kill myself. Better go to the gym!!
User avatar #131 - tanditsky (06/24/2014) [-]
A place to stay overnight?
User avatar #130 - higaphix (06/24/2014) [+] (1 reply)
two in a row, ****
#123 - Ken M (06/24/2014) [-]
Even if the gym doesn't let you stay there at night or use their lockers, it's a place to stay out of the heat or cold and they can't stop you from showering really. 10 bucks for a place to chill for a month? i'd take it, it's not a place to sleep but it's darn cheap.
User avatar #34 - daranoid (06/23/2014) [-]
I heard of a homeless guy who went to a restaurant and stuffed his face with lobster. in the end he didn't pay, and the restaurant couldn't do **** .
no home= no address= restaurant cannot send fine
plus they wouldn't imprison him for eating lobster
#6 - europe (06/23/2014) [-]
Well it did work out for one guy for a while
#4 - doggstar (06/23/2014) [+] (3 replies)
i planned to live in a laundromat that ran 24 hours so i could keep my job but this sounds good tooand i could get ripped in the process
#3 - seniorclean ONLINE (06/23/2014) [-]
My friends dad actually did this for a couple of months.
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