>be in an AP US History class
>have a smart ass teacher
>this guy ******* loves to get to people
>one day, decides to kick someone out
>kid opens the door to leave
>teacher goes "Don't let the door hit ya where the good Lord split ya."
>my friends look back at me
>I'm not sure what to do
>attempt to go with the flow and repeat what he said
>"Don't let the good door Lord ya where the hit ya split ya."
>half of the class looks at me in confusion
>teacher didn't hear me, thank Chtulu
>continue on with the day
>never hear the end of that from my friends.