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User avatar #2 - arkis ONLINE (09/28/2015) [-]
I always figured it was because the monsters ate adventurers or something, and the wild animals were just stupid and ate money
User avatar #114 to #2 - putinlover (09/29/2015) [-]
Wasn't that in an rpg game? The narrator would say something like "One time, upon killing a wolf, an Entire treasure chest came out of his mouth!"
User avatar #116 to #114 - coledunk ONLINE (09/29/2015) [-]
I know in the Bards Quest he makes a joke like that with a chest popping out of a rat
#86 to #2 - vileinsect (09/29/2015) [-]
Huh, i did not think of that.. The wild animals ate money.
User avatar #122 to #86 - arkis ONLINE (09/29/2015) [-]
Ate or horded it, some real life animals have been known to horde shiny objects such as coins, but also use paper money for various purposes, so ya I always just figured ate or hording it
User avatar #28 - admiralen ONLINE (09/28/2015) [-]
Fun fact, Parthuurnax once sent thugs out to beat my ass for stealing from the greybeards
User avatar #121 to #28 - milomcrobbie (09/29/2015) [-]
I always loved that mechanic. I would always kill the old witch lady in the hut at the start of the game after taking herbs from her, and then later on get thugs sent after me by her. So silly
#10 - lordsepulchure (09/28/2015) [-]
No it's because Robina the Hood is stealing gold from rich people which she then gives to creatures so that adventurers can live off of being adventurers.
#67 to #10 - cazabrow (09/29/2015) [-]
had a "member" account that i got when i was like 8 years old. Now i don't even think i used the same email address that i do now so its gooone

I just remember doing the werewolf and frogzilla/Mother Frogzard storylines in order to get the curse/sword that shapeshifts you until you next log out and giving your normal attack 3 extra combos or just a massive damage increase.
#99 to #67 - anon (09/29/2015) [-]
They weren't members, they were "guardians". I would have been around the same age when I became one. I was so excited that I was waiting in the driveway for my dad to come home so that he could use his paypall to purchase it. It was twenty dollars which at the time seemed like a huge amount of money, I think my parents had me clean the whole house to pay for it. I didn't know it at the time but I was being taken for a ride.
User avatar #100 to #99 - cazabrow (09/29/2015) [-]
ah thats right guardians wasnt it.
User avatar #24 to #10 - Sperit (09/28/2015) [-]
i still have a premium account in this
#25 to #24 - lordsepulchure (09/28/2015) [-]
Dragon Amulet and the Doom Knight set. All the power!
#43 to #25 - marmiteistasty (09/28/2015) [-]
Ah, still remember the time we used that exploit to get max level and people were just there watching us stand and level up sporadically, nigelthornberries ?
Good times.
User avatar #60 to #25 - plazmaflare (09/29/2015) [-]
Your dragon looks a little odd. Is there something other than just a toddler dragon now?
User avatar #110 to #60 - lordsepulchure (09/29/2015) [-]
Yeah you can pay 10k (or was it 20k?) gold to grow him, which changes his appearance a bit and allows you to have him with you as a guest and not only as a pet. Best guest in the game.
#39 to #24 - anon (09/28/2015) [-]
"Still"? it's kind of permanent...
User avatar #58 to #24 - xxiixx (09/29/2015) [-]
I just remembered it after seeing this post. My parents have the same email as they had when I started playing back in 2004, and I just got my account back. 9 years wow.
#82 to #58 - anon (09/29/2015) [-]
I stopped playing in 6th grade, logged on again after 10 years and my house was worth a **** ton of z tokens.
#83 to #82 - drtrousersnake (09/29/2015) [-]
screenshot
User avatar #84 to #83 - xxiixx (09/29/2015) [-]
I didn't even know there were houses in this game lol.
User avatar #93 to #84 - drtrousersnake (09/29/2015) [-]
they added them a little after dragonfable was released
User avatar #94 to #93 - xxiixx (09/29/2015) [-]
I haven't played since 2006 or so iirc.
User avatar #95 to #94 - drtrousersnake (09/29/2015) [-]
that would be around the time i quit
User avatar #55 to #24 - aangbingo (09/29/2015) [-]
wrong person lmao, my bad
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User avatar #13 to #10 - lordmaddie (09/28/2015) [-]
What a blast from the past
#15 to #13 - anon (09/28/2015) [-]
...It's still going. I recently fought a planet sized dragon with the power of bacon at my disposal right after fighting optimus prime.
#36 to #15 - lordsepulchure (09/28/2015) [-]
Planet sized? Uhm...
User avatar #52 to #36 - Tormound (09/29/2015) [-]
Does the shadow dragon really eat the sun?
User avatar #109 to #52 - lordsepulchure (09/29/2015) [-]
Yes. And if he hadn't been stopped he would have unmade the world, taking it back to
"the perfect darkness" that existed before the elements "polluted" it.

He isn't that big when you fight him though. Still huge though.
#120 to #15 - zmranger (09/29/2015) [-]
Bacon, you say?
#14 to #13 - lordofpotato (09/28/2015) [-]
Kinda scary but that game is still running >.>
#16 to #14 - lordmaddie (09/28/2015) [-]
Sometimes I wonder what'd be like to bring up my old character and see what's changed, but there's been so much stuff I'd probably never catch up with it all. I stopped playing soon after they indroduced that Tomix guy in DF. (Pic related, it him)
User avatar #20 to #16 - sirosd (09/28/2015) [-]
Psssst
December they'll release a beta for 3d, so you can start from scratch from the very beggining
User avatar #66 to #20 - leonhardt (09/29/2015) [-]
I really want them to make a MechQuest 3D
User avatar #74 to #66 - sirosd (09/29/2015) [-]
That's ... A great idea.
User avatar #75 to #74 - leonhardt (09/29/2015) [-]
Right? It'd be ******* cool.

Could be like Armored Core, but ****** and full of memes.
User avatar #77 to #75 - leonhardt (09/29/2015) [-]
Though it'd probably be more like the turn based Front Mission games.

Except now your mecha's placement, weapon range, and mobility matters.
User avatar #88 to #20 - deliciousdee ONLINE (09/29/2015) [-]
I just tried the alpha testing out and good lord is it alpha.
#89 to #88 - sirosd (09/29/2015) [-]
Well, yeah. They had to learn how to do everything in 3D for that single game, so it makes sense. If I had money, I would buy a membership and try it out, but since I don't I'll have to wait like the pleb I am
User avatar #90 to #89 - deliciousdee ONLINE (09/29/2015) [-]
I'm sure it'll be really neat once it's all done. I've never seen AE come out with anything bad, tbh.
User avatar #91 to #90 - sirosd (09/29/2015) [-]
Agreed. Even those flash games were pretty good for the context

So EEEBIL
User avatar #44 to #20 - evilpapagali (09/28/2015) [-]
I remember playing that **** everyday when i was younger but now I can't for the life of me remember the name of the game. Mind telling me?
#46 to #44 - anino (09/28/2015) [-]
Adventure quest m8
#59 to #46 - peutros ONLINE (09/29/2015) [-]
Im pretty sure the one that we are talking here is dragon fable. and yes, i know that many of the characters appear on multiple games
User avatar #106 to #16 - ablakguy (09/29/2015) [-]
I quit not too long after the Soul Weaver storyline. Right when they had that floating dragon castle with all of the other dragonlords. Soul Weaver armor was the best since it looked cool as **** and it worked well with any element. Plus it made me feel like I was in an animango. lordsepulchure back me up on this Well, best after Doom Knight
#108 to #106 - lordsepulchure (09/29/2015) [-]
**** yeah it's awesome. And now there is a Master Soulweaver class too.
User avatar #26 to #16 - lordsepulchure (09/28/2015) [-]
You should see him in the game now. Best storyline in the game.
User avatar #51 to #26 - Cobaltsushi (09/29/2015) [-]
I can confirm
#17 to #16 - lordofpotato (09/28/2015) [-]
I log on every 6 months or so and goof around for an hour or so, I remember as a kid I could never get anything done on that game, trying it now with half a brain, its just crazy easy I think i hit like 120 something with like 15m gold in the idk the 6 hours i've played in the past 3 years xD
User avatar #18 to #17 - lordmaddie (09/28/2015) [-]
I spent 2 hours every Saturday on the computers at the library (didn't have a computer at home, and you were only allowed 2 hours per day) playing the week's content. I remember it seeming like the most epic thing ever.
Now I spend all my time playing WoW and I don't think I'd be able to go back ._.
User avatar #40 to #18 - indalx (09/28/2015) [-]
We can never go back to our virgin years in gaming.
I miss when i goofed around this game and lineage 2.Now everything seems so bland and recycled.
#21 to #18 - lordofpotato (09/28/2015) [-]
Ahh WoW, haven't touched that in years
User avatar #22 to #21 - lordmaddie (09/28/2015) [-]
I started earlier this year! I'm having so much fun raiding and stuff, and I can't wait for Legion
#23 to #22 - lordofpotato (09/28/2015) [-]
I used to raid back in BC, Wrath, then Cata, pandas just killed it for me, got into swtor when it first came out and was a top raider for awhile in that then classes and work got in the way so now I just stick to steam games and the occasional Destiny raid with my buddies
#34 - removekimchi (09/28/2015) [-]
>ancient dungeon has fresh fruits and meat to eat for health
User avatar #103 to #34 - adu ONLINE (09/29/2015) [-]
This typically happens when bandits or other people have occupied the tombs. Doesn't seem strange to me.
#112 to #103 - anon (09/29/2015) [-]
lit torche under water?
#113 to #112 - anonmynous (09/29/2015) [-]
mirrors
User avatar #61 to #34 - wertologist (09/29/2015) [-]
don't forget modern day currency.
#38 - anon (09/28/2015) [-]
naw, it's just a neutral system of wealth distribution from the land.
#3 - xardian (09/28/2015) [-]
Okay, if this was an oblivion reference I'd understand it, but the skyrim wildlife has no money drops in unmodded versions of the game, not even wolves do, they only drop pelts and meat.
User avatar #4 to #3 - highkingtorygg (09/28/2015) [-]
dragons
#5 to #4 - xardian (09/28/2015) [-]
Hah, they aint dropping dragons, dragons are enemys not items!

I get what you mean dragons do drop a lot of stuff, but that is really due to them "eating" people, you'll allways find them having armor and weapons, besides their natural drops.
Also, the content shows that the dragon bribes the deer...
User avatar #11 to #5 - Twithyiguess ONLINE (09/28/2015) [-]
Aren't dragons supposed to be known for hoarding shiny objects like gold, in almost every old book?
#12 to #11 - xardian (09/28/2015) [-]
Yup, they are - in their lairs - not in their damn bodies...

Inb4 dragon-kin "I eat gems" a lot of todays fantasy really changed a lot around and every dragon in every different fantasy world is different, the Skyrim dragons are not known for hoarding gold and shiny objects, that is not mentioned in any "cannonical" writings inside the world nor can you find a dragon hoarding gold anywhere in the game.
#65 to #12 - leonhardt (09/29/2015) [-]
The reason dragons hoard treasure - gemstones, coins, shiny metal things

Is because they lay on top of them so they embed into their soft bellies to protect their only weak point.
#62 to #12 - probablytruefacts (09/29/2015) [-]
How do you think the dragons get the gold and gems to their lairs? Teleport it? Open an emergency trap door that leads to their lair and deposits the gold automatically? Destroys a kingdom and calls their account to take care of their funds?
They scoop up a mouthful or handful, depending on the dragon
and carry it home.
User avatar #50 to #4 - viscerys ONLINE (09/28/2015) [-]
I think dragons eat people, and then their inventory transfers into the dragon when you kill it.
User avatar #104 to #3 - adu ONLINE (09/29/2015) [-]
They can drop jewelry though.
User avatar #87 to #3 - robotvoice (09/29/2015) [-]
i've picked up money from wolves
and even gemless rings
User avatar #6 to #3 - bababuey [OP](09/28/2015) [-]
Deers do drop gold, some drop jewelry too elderscrolls.wikia.com/wiki/Deer_ (Skyrim)
#7 to #6 - xardian (09/28/2015) [-]
Okay, I was wrong, I checked the death list in creation kit... I am quite surprised they can really hold a "small treasure"
User avatar #78 to #7 - relvel (09/29/2015) [-]
It can happen in real life, too. My dog once vomited up an entire sock.
#49 to #3 - anon (09/28/2015) [-]
animals sometimes have garnets in them scrub
User avatar #9 to #3 - Maroon (09/28/2015) [-]
I've had wolves that I killed drop rubies
#41 - pistachioofdoom (09/28/2015) [-]
At least some games make you get other stuff from them (hides and stuff) and sell it for actual cash.
#45 to #41 - psyachu ONLINE (09/28/2015) [-]
There are also games that you get money from completing missions (where the whole game is based around doing missions). Just sticking with the Final Fantasy theme here.
User avatar #69 to #45 - vetis (09/29/2015) [-]
I'm trying to pretend that particular game doesn't exist. Gods it was such a trash FF title... Ah, but then again, people will say the same about some that I like. I will shamelessly admit I enjoyed FF 13-2, a lot.
User avatar #70 to #69 - frenzyhero (09/29/2015) [-]
I don't know about this one, but FF Tactics was ******* great.
User avatar #71 to #70 - vetis (09/29/2015) [-]
That one above IS tactics, but it's the one for the DS. War of the Lion on the Playstation was ******* amazing, so I bought this one thinking it'd be the same but on the DS. Convenient, because my PSP broke. Sadly, it was not...
#32 - anon (09/28/2015) [-]
What about the crows in Resident evil 4 that had hand grenades?
User avatar #37 to #32 - gittons (09/28/2015) [-]
well you could say that they liked how shiny it was or something.
#97 to #32 - anon (09/29/2015) [-]
muslim birds
User avatar #105 - cognosceteipsum ONLINE (09/29/2015) [-]
In wow, mostly self aware beings carry gold
#56 - mewxchii (09/29/2015) [-]
Yes level 1 slime that appears in most mmorpgs, You know what to you
User avatar #31 - wolfiet (09/28/2015) [-]
Log Horizon had a pretty good, albeit strange, take on it, where it was actually a massive whirlpool of all of the game's gold coming and going through it and distributing it to the souls of monsters
#1 - poshblobfish (09/28/2015) [-]
Hell yeah, Skyrim content!
#68 - pistachioofdoom (09/29/2015) [-]
You mean you don't turn magically into coins everything that you pick?
#118 to #68 - Eichimaru (09/29/2015) [-]
**Eichimaru used "*roll picture*"**
**Eichimaru rolled image**I dun get it. Also, would you mind telling me what that pic is from?
#119 to #118 - pistachioofdoom (09/29/2015) [-]
Dishonored.
Everything you steal (fuel bottles, exoctic feathers, art, whatever) is just added to your money instantly when you pick it.
#123 to #119 - Eichimaru (09/30/2015) [-]
**Eichimaru used "*roll picture*"**
**Eichimaru rolled image**Neet-o, Thanks!
User avatar #117 to #68 - scowler (09/29/2015) [-]
I understood that reference...
#8 - comradewinter ONLINE (09/28/2015) [-]
They are spies, obviously. Why do you think they run when you approach them?
User avatar #92 - MrMustacho (09/29/2015) [-]
monsters in skyrim don't carry gold though
User avatar #96 to #92 - ratytang (09/29/2015) [-]
nope but the carry rings or jems ect because when they eat people they swallow them
User avatar #101 to #92 - sptnfouroneseven ONLINE (09/29/2015) [-]
They do sometimes. I've found gold on Dragons, Wolves, Bears, a Sabercat a few times. Dragur for some reason... Lots of things have gold on them in Skyrim.
User avatar #107 to #101 - heartlessrobot (09/29/2015) [-]
Dragons like shiny things, animals eat people who have gold in their pockets, and Draugr are buried with gold as a tradition, like the greeks placing gold coins over the eyes of the diseased.
In fact, Draugr have the most reason to have gold on them.
User avatar #111 to #107 - sptnfouroneseven ONLINE (09/29/2015) [-]
Yeah okay, there's the reason but I'm just proving him wrong lol.
#102 - nagafever (09/29/2015) [-]
**nagafever used "*roll picture*"**
**nagafever rolled image** never seen a beast drop money in wow. but ofc wow cant be compared to your ****** noob games
User avatar #98 - egosumproxi ONLINE (09/29/2015) [-]
Makes more sense that they have gold because they ate the last adventure that tried to kill them.
#85 - daemonicdemeanor ONLINE (09/29/2015) [-]
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**daemonicdemeanor rolled image**I kinda just assumed that it was easier to transfer the worth of the products into gold than code in things like antlers or(well not in skyrim, because that game is almost too detailed) pelts, meat, etc... Like most RPG's back in the day would have rats give 2 or 3 gold, and I figured that would be what rat meat was worth or whatever. It became a cliche, and people would probably freak out if they killed a room full of rats and didn't get anything for it.
#81 - anon (09/29/2015) [-]
or because they ate someone with gold.
User avatar #80 - catburglarpenis (09/29/2015) [-]
Simplified barter system. Skyrim players LOVE to spend HOURS gathering pelts to their weight limit, selling them for gold, then using gold to buy more **** . Take out the middle man and you have... money drops from common monsters.

Unfortunately, that doesn't keep most game developers from filling your ******* inventory with items anyways, invalidating the whole process and infuriating gamers who spend hours scrolling through menus especially if it's on a no-pause game or a ******* ACTIVE TIME BATTLE SYSTEM ****
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