Gold digger be like. . When ' about to pun out 'otitis she knows you' got money. "got your nose" thats accurate
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User avatar #2 - dafuckisthisshit (06/10/2014) [+] (1 reply)
"got your nose"
User avatar #9 - Lintutu (06/11/2014) [+] (7 replies)
>not using protection

you deserve everything coming your way
#1 - prodick (06/10/2014) [+] (1 reply)
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User avatar #16 - ronyx ONLINE (06/11/2014) [+] (13 replies)
It amazes me how people can **** without condom during 1 night stands or with an occasional friend.
#31 - taff (06/11/2014) [+] (1 reply)
I laughed, then realised what was happening to the elephant and felt sorry for it
#5 - butakun (06/10/2014) [+] (1 reply)
User avatar #4 - Furubatsu (06/10/2014) [-]
Shoulda bought a condom
User avatar #6 - pkman (06/11/2014) [+] (3 replies)
I'm poor so just think of the exact opposite of that.
User avatar #13 to #6 - deathstare (06/11/2014) [-]
She's trying to get away while you pin her down and seed in her?
#15 - elementaljesus (06/11/2014) [+] (1 reply)
Pow! Right in the kisser
#7 - angelusprimus (06/11/2014) [+] (7 replies)
If you **** anyone but your wife without a condom you deserve everything you get.
You have to be a special kind of stupid to risk diseases and pregnancy just to feel microscopically better.
#40 - noobiereaper (06/11/2014) [-]
Can someone explain why she would be so desperate to have his kid?

He would only pay a standard monthly fee to her if she wanted to keep the child, right? Does it matter in the US how rich the father is for the parental compensation?
User avatar #3 - tomahawkkit (06/10/2014) [+] (2 replies)
now imagine the gator doing a death roll
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