Gods gifts
MR. EINSTEIN, I WILL GIVE YOU
THE GIFT OF BRENT INTELLIGENCE...
FIND MR. MORGAN FREEMASON.
YOU WILL BE BLESSED WITH...
ill ' IIB
THE GIFT OF BRENT INTELLIGENCE...
FIND MR. MORGAN FREEMASON.
YOU WILL BE BLESSED WITH...
ill ' IIB
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dashgamer (01/05/2015) [-] 
"You will be given a freckle every time you bring knowledge and understanding to the ignorant and bewildered, every time you soothe the pangs of an aching mind by explaining the loose ends of a convoluted plot-line."
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pillowmeister (01/06/2015) [-] kids play
a kid gets kicked because he's a bitch
said kid steals stick
on the meantime, aliens crash on planet, releasing a highly toxic substance that turns people, even fetuses into nazi zombies
while trying to get the stick, YOU also defeat aliens and zombies
kid who stole stick made himself an evil empire
2 original factions of the first game (humies and elves) join together along with girls and emos to fight evil stick stealing kid
morgan freeman shows up, a politician shows up
politician goes bat **** insane and reveals his tiny dick in front of children, claiming invisibility
you kill politician and fight Chef
stick returns to original owners and a peace treaty is made
teh und
a kid gets kicked because he's a bitch
said kid steals stick
on the meantime, aliens crash on planet, releasing a highly toxic substance that turns people, even fetuses into nazi zombies
while trying to get the stick, YOU also defeat aliens and zombies
kid who stole stick made himself an evil empire
2 original factions of the first game (humies and elves) join together along with girls and emos to fight evil stick stealing kid
morgan freeman shows up, a politician shows up
politician goes bat **** insane and reveals his tiny dick in front of children, claiming invisibility
you kill politician and fight Chef
stick returns to original owners and a peace treaty is made
teh und
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fjantasjell (01/06/2015) [-]
no, Metatron is the scribe of god, writing down the word of god. what god is saying. so no metatron isnt really the voice of god
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anon (01/06/2015) [-] "Human beings have neither the aural nor the psychological capacity to withstand the awesome power of God's true voice. Were you to hear it, your mind would cave in and your heart would explode within your chest. We went through five Adams before we figured that one out."
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evolvedlurker (01/06/2015) [-]
This is from 'Dogma'. amazing Kevin Smith movie. watch it.
#5
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Lambda (01/05/2015) [-] And you, Lambda, here's some social awkwardness and an internet addiction.
#34
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professoraquard (01/06/2015) [-] **professoraquard used "*Roll picture*"**
**professoraquard rolled image** Thank your glad for and i swear i will enjoy it
**professoraquard rolled image** Thank your glad for and i swear i will enjoy it
#56 to #53
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freedomreturns (01/06/2015) [-] Never thought I'd see an image I posted rolled.
And it's the ******* donut of all things.
And it's the ******* donut of all things.
