God. As a non-believer , I wasn't supposed to like this . But I found this touchy . So I thought ..... it! I'm gonna post it. AAh I'm gonna drown in red thumbs
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As a non-believer , I wasn't supposed to like this . But I found this touchy . So I thought ..... **** it! I'm gonna post it.
AAh I'm gonna drown in red thumbs like a man

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Submitted: 07/14/2014
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User avatar #148 - deathspawn (07/15/2014) [+] (33 replies)
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Religious content actually made it to the front page? My god
#261 - doctorfetus (07/15/2014) [+] (3 replies)
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I'm surprised nobody has done this
#1 - warlockrichard ONLINE (07/14/2014) [+] (36 replies)
User avatar #4 - josozmija (07/14/2014) [+] (31 replies)
This is beautiful, just as a tale when jesus followed a man through the desert so there were 2 pairs of footprints. When the guy saw that after some time there was just one pair of footprints he asked jesus why did he abandon him. The jesus said he did not abandon him, in fact he was carrying him on his back and the footprints were jesus's. I am a believer, but those kind of stories should at least heartwarming to anyone
#85 - testaburger (07/15/2014) [+] (38 replies)
>all-powerful being fails at protecting one person from rocks   
   
When your omnipotent, nothing happens without you intending it to happen.
>all-powerful being fails at protecting one person from rocks

When your omnipotent, nothing happens without you intending it to happen.
User avatar #29 - pizzapastasaurous (07/15/2014) [+] (2 replies)
Just like from Futurama. "If you do things right, people wonder if your doing anything at all." (Something like that).
#5 - didntseeitcoming (07/14/2014) [+] (5 replies)
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User avatar #113 - YllekNayr (07/15/2014) [+] (7 replies)
Honestly not trying to be a dick here, but am I the only one who finds this picture a ridiculous explanation of confirmation bias for how no matter what occurs, you should praise god?
#118 to #113 - testaburger (07/15/2014) [-]
No.
You're not.

Have this flowchart
#24 - darknesincontrol (07/15/2014) [-]
Believe it
User avatar #27 - mastersaturday (07/15/2014) [+] (7 replies)
Wouldn't God be throwing all the rocks in the first place? Kind of pointless, really.
#31 to #27 - assrocket (07/15/2014) [-]
I imagined God in a cloud fort in the sky angrily throwing rocks at the people down beloww and having a huge tantrum.
I imagined God in a cloud fort in the sky angrily throwing rocks at the people down beloww and having a huge tantrum.
#48 - carbohydrates ONLINE (07/15/2014) [+] (1 reply)
"Jesus wants a hug." - Hellsing Ultimate Abridged
#92 - commentorman (07/15/2014) [+] (45 replies)
This is good, but I think it really misses one of the strong aspects of Christianity: Jesus wouldn't apologize for missing one of the rocks, that would imply it was out of his control. God puts you through crap that he knows you can handle, like some trials and tribulations digestive end product. He would block the rocks that you couldn't handle and allow some to pass that you could handle. Idk, I'm not very good at explaining this digestive end product, but hopefully I got my point across.
This is good, but I think it really misses one of the strong aspects of Christianity: Jesus wouldn't apologize for missing one of the rocks, that would imply it was out of his control. God puts you through crap that he knows you can handle, like some trials and tribulations digestive end product. He would block the rocks that you couldn't handle and allow some to pass that you could handle. Idk, I'm not very good at explaining this digestive end product, but hopefully I got my point across.
#201 - Mastermaster (07/15/2014) [+] (5 replies)
IF GOD IS OMNIPOTENT, WHY DIDN'T HE JUST GET BIGGER OR GREW A HAND OR SOMETHING TO BLOCK THAT ROCK? CHECKMATE

*tips fedora*
#149 - grimmwaters ONLINE (07/15/2014) [-]
#164 - crellow (07/15/2014) [-]
oh jebus
#38 - antoniospaghettio (07/15/2014) [+] (3 replies)
Well, he is supposed to be almighty, so why couldn't he stop this one?
#186 - solarisofcelestia (07/15/2014) [+] (10 replies)
God is supposed to be infallible, this is not a legitimate explanation for why bad things happen to the faithful.
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