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god and the chicken / egg

WHICH CANE FIRST?
HEHEH... THEY' RE
new GONNA FIGURE '''' iigjji)
T . HUHM
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#3 - Hightower (05/14/2014) [+] (38 replies)
From an evolutionary standpoint, the egg came first. It was laid by an animal not too dissimilar to a chicken, but the egg had a mutation that separated it from from its parents.
#1 - anonymous (05/14/2014) [+] (2 replies)
[This is what Christians actually believe]
User avatar #4 to #2 - therealtjthemedic (05/14/2014) [-]
[adult swim]
User avatar #11 - friendlyanonymous (05/15/2014) [-]
Talked to the nicest creationist today. No idea how but I knew he was a creationist, and I had asked him how the whole thing works. He explained it, I explained mine. Literally ended with both of us saying "That's not really my thing, but that's pretty cool." The dude's cool as **** .
User avatar #33 - jamieswhiteshirt ONLINE (05/15/2014) [-]
From a relativistic view, this is impossible.
#12 - anonymous (05/15/2014) [+] (2 replies)
chicken had to lay the egg.
User avatar #21 to #12 - bigchilla (05/15/2014) [-]
Eggs have been around a lot longer than chickens.
#46 - Hidnight (05/15/2014) [+] (6 replies)
The chicken egg was first, it just wasnt laid by a chicken
User avatar #53 to #46 - Funnel (05/15/2014) [-]
Nope, the chicken creates its own egg, therefor the chicken came first, what species created the chicken has nothing to with the egg.
#41 - bryanodin (05/15/2014) [+] (1 reply)
I've been here a while and am a total funny junkie my wife hates you all cause I'm always here. I'm the one nobody likes I don't comment or thumb very often I never thumb front page there's no point they are there already there and it has to be lmao for real for me to do anything for the new posts. I'm a skipper through and through I look at this funny **** on my phone tablet and comp no matter where I am I'm almost always here i barley sign in even. But this i will comment on because i know the answer using both science and religion. for since the answer is neither animals are always changing and evolving i know this will be hard for some to get but i don't care **** you and get over it!!! in the religious category its the chicken it says so in the bible " and so god created the creatures of the sea and land and said go forth and be fruitful and multiply'" my opinion they are one in the same science and religion just different ways to make since of it all ...... bring on the red thumbs I have never nor will I EVER give a damned .... P.S suck a DICK ADMIN... oh ya never-mind that's your favorite past time
User avatar #44 to #41 - abesimpson (05/15/2014) [-]
k
User avatar #40 - icameheretotroll (05/15/2014) [+] (7 replies)
The real question should be
what do we refer to as a chicken egg
is a chicken egg an egg which contains a chicken or an egg which laid by a chicken
the answer differs
User avatar #31 - daelril (05/15/2014) [+] (3 replies)
It depende on how you see it. If you mean any general egg, then egg came first. If you mean chicken egg, then the chicken came first, since it requires a chicken to lay a chicken egg
User avatar #29 - ishallsmiteyou ONLINE (05/15/2014) [+] (1 reply)
simple. The chicken has evolved over millions of years, so the egg came first with the creature inside being slightly different than the creature that laid the egg.
User avatar #25 - nachobeldavid ONLINE (05/15/2014) [+] (2 replies)
Which came first: The chicken or the egg? And which is worse, a good idea that flops or a bad one with legs?
#24 - nikkicj (05/15/2014) [-]
**nikkicj rolled image** TFW
#23 - anonymous (05/15/2014) [-]
sooooooooooo god came first? thats disgusting.
#17 - dahlirious (05/15/2014) [-]
**dahlirious rolled image** gods fw mentioned
User avatar #30 - aangbingo (05/15/2014) [-]
Chikin cum furst bcuz how can chikkin egg wifout chikin?

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