God. God is often conceived as the Supreme Being and principal object of faith.[1] In theism, God is the creator and sustainer of the universe. In deism, God is God Chicken egg jokes trolling stuff dinosaurs were first
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God is often conceived as the Supreme Being and principal object of faith.[1] In theism, God is the creator and sustainer of the universe. In deism, God is the creator (but not the sustainer) of the universe. In pantheism, God is the universe itself. The concept of God as described by theologians commonly includes the attributes of omniscience (infinite knowledge), omnipotence (unlimited power), omnipresence (present everywhere), omnibenevolence (perfect goodness), divine simplicity, and eternal and necessary existence. Monotheism is the belief in the existence of one God or in the oneness of God. God has also been conceived as being incorporeal (immaterial), a personal being, the source of all moral obligation, and the "greatest conceivable existent".[1] Many notable medieval philosophers and modern philosophers have developed arguments for and against the existence of God.[2]

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#1 - schnizel (03/11/2014) [+] (21 replies)
God is not real, stop putting your religion down my throat.
#4 to #1 - hudis ONLINE (03/11/2014) [-]
Best be quiet or I'll be shovin some'n else down your throat boy
#44 - manofbeardliness ONLINE (03/12/2014) [+] (2 replies)
And if you look down at the comments, you'll see a bunch of people getting scientific over a web comic....
#14 - satanicnipple (03/12/2014) [+] (2 replies)
The riddle if thats what its considered doesn't specify what kind of egg it is, so it could be a dinosaur egg which means it came first.
#77 - shadowbreech (03/12/2014) [+] (1 reply)
The egg because creature like dinosaurs and fish laid eggs long before chickens even existed!
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User avatar #8 to #7 - blackkid ONLINE (03/12/2014) [-]
No, it's actually not.

The egg came before, because the creature that laid the first egg of the first chicken was a different version. The egg hatched had a genetic mutation making it different from the foul that laid it. The egg hatches and becomes the first chicken.
#70 - kalbex (03/12/2014) [+] (1 reply)
not this riddle again
not this riddle again
User avatar #94 to #70 - acemcgunner (03/12/2014) [-]
heresey
#65 - eikakaka (03/12/2014) [+] (1 reply)
**eikakaka rolled a random image posted in comment #7821020 at Safe For Work Random Board ** What came first
**eikakaka rolled a random image posted in comment #7821020 at Safe For Work Random Board ** What came first
User avatar #76 to #65 - shadowbreech (03/12/2014) [-]
Human failure... sounds correct
User avatar #55 - nthmetal (03/12/2014) [+] (2 replies)
Technically it was the egg that came first.
Whatever laid the egg must not have been genetically identical to what we call a chicken today. It may have been extremely similar but a few genetic things were different enough so that it's not classified as a chicken. When it laid the egg a mutation occurred and whats now going to be classified as a chicken will eventually hatch from that egg.
At least that's how I see it.
User avatar #22 - taokami (03/12/2014) [-]
At a biblical stand point, the chicken came first before the egg "God created every living creature of the seas and every winged bird, blessing them to multiply and fill the waters and the sky with life.", at a scientific standpoint, the egg came first, with evolution and all that **** .
#82 - acemcgunner (03/12/2014) [-]
**acemcgunner rolled a random image posted in comment #10 at Man ** mfw all the heresey in the comments
**acemcgunner rolled a random image posted in comment #10 at Man ** mfw all the heresey in the comments
User avatar #81 - kanadetenshi ONLINE (03/12/2014) [+] (1 reply)
It's pretty simple. We basically have to go back to time in the evolutionary timeline of the chicken till we get to the first chicken like animal that is unable to breed fertile offspring with the modern chicken, that chicken is technically a different species and thus laid the first chicken egg through genetic mutations, because the egg holds the genetic material of the first animal we'd call a chicken it means the chicken egg came first.
#74 - thediamondhack (03/12/2014) [+] (3 replies)
but who created god ???
#62 - failzer (03/12/2014) [-]
The ol what came first the Chicken or the Egg,

I always say the Chicken, Simply because the Egg would not survive on its own.
User avatar #52 - megaton (03/12/2014) [+] (7 replies)
why is this a debate, i feel like it is fairly obvious. a creature that wasnt a chicken laid an egg that ended up becoming a chicken, then that chiken laid an egg
#46 - givememoarpony (03/12/2014) [+] (1 reply)
**givememoarpony rolled a random image posted in comment #7912417 at Safe For Work Random Board ** you are all stupid for taking the figurative chicken-egg question so literally.
#38 - Deavas (03/12/2014) [+] (16 replies)
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egg came first
dinosaurs laid eggs
chickens came after dinosaurs
common ******* sense
#37 - krakalisk (03/12/2014) [-]
It's the egg... the genetic material of an organism does not change during it's lifetime.
#32 - anonymous (03/12/2014) [-]
This is a matter of understanding evolution. Reptiles as dinosaurs used eggs long before chickens did. The egg came first
User avatar #18 - kjoni (03/12/2014) [-]
Which Came First - The Chicken or the Egg?
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