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between each nee."
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where I came nern."
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User avatar #4 - dopeydoo (11/24/2013) [-]
"you'll be reincarnated as a Chinese girl in 540 AD."

20 minutes later, he was back speaking to God again.
User avatar #5 to #4 - zaxzwim [OP]ONLINE (11/24/2013) [-]
wasn't there something in family guy like that with super death or something
#15 - phoenixactual (11/24/2013) [-]
Well, I'm guessing I'm all wondering why I gathered me all here today
#2 - defenestration **User deleted account** (11/24/2013) [-]
Taking this into consideration, it also means you've slept with yourself too many times to count.
User avatar #3 to #2 - zaxzwim [OP]ONLINE (11/24/2013) [-]
yep!
User avatar #10 to #2 - thebluejakel (11/24/2013) [-]
ultimate form of ******* yourself lol
#23 to #2 - ugoboom ONLINE (11/25/2013) [-]
or not...

tfwnogf.jpg
User avatar #94 to #2 - thatawesomesexyguy (11/25/2013) [-]
I've done that in this life alone
User avatar #128 to #2 - juiceboxninja ONLINE (11/25/2013) [-]
Technically officer, it wasn't rape. It was non-consensual masturbation.
User avatar #19 to #2 - stupro (11/24/2013) [-]
And gave birth to yourself. And jerked off to multiple versions of yourself vomiting in each other's mouth while riding on dragon dildos.
User avatar #42 - kakariko (11/25/2013) [-]
That means...
we're all Phanact

Killyourmyself.jpg
#67 to #42 - psyachu ONLINE (11/25/2013) [-]
Okay, I actually don't dislike phanact like everyone else, but I found that hilarious.

nophanactnodon'tsitonthat.jpg (I can't upload the actual picture due to it being flagged for some reason)
User avatar #82 to #67 - lonelybaloney (11/25/2013) [-]
You can't post dildos.
User avatar #140 to #82 - psyachu ONLINE (11/25/2013) [-]
good point
#16 - anon (11/24/2013) [-]
evrey time you ****** someone you ****** yourself lmao
User avatar #24 to #16 - esmebuffay (11/25/2013) [-]
Not much change in that regard.
#8 - jewberrymuffin (11/24/2013) [-]
Comment Picture
#31 to #8 - marvelboytwo (11/25/2013) [-]
you missed a good lot
User avatar #102 to #8 - cupcakecrusader (11/25/2013) [-]
Seriously, can someone please explain to me what's the point in these posts? Like seriously, what's the point in telling us you didn't read it?
User avatar #12 to #8 - zaxzwim [OP]ONLINE (11/24/2013) [-]
k
#25 - ohgodwaitimatheist (11/25/2013) [-]
Mind = Blown
#28 - matuemco (11/25/2013) [-]
oh noe
#1 - soundofwinter ONLINE (11/24/2013) [-]
I. AM. MUSSOLINI!
User avatar #6 to #1 - gemleonn ONLINE (11/24/2013) [-]
I've seen a lot of your comments. Honestly, most of them I don't really care about, or care for. But this one made me smile


I like this one
User avatar #7 to #1 - itemexchange (11/24/2013) [-]
oh hey its you again
User avatar #70 to #1 - dwarfman (11/25/2013) [-]
Thus you're an incompetent fascist prick, who was strung up by his own people, who couldn't even defeat colonial forces.
#84 to #1 - bobbysilk (11/25/2013) [-]
You really want this to catch on, don't you
#85 to #84 - soundofwinter ONLINE (11/25/2013) [-]
Already has
#87 to #85 - bobbysilk (11/25/2013) [-]
Just how many pictures do you have?
#89 to #87 - soundofwinter ONLINE (11/25/2013) [-]
59 as of now
User avatar #145 to #89 - zaxzwim [OP]ONLINE (12/20/2013) [-]
how about now?
User avatar #147 to #146 - zaxzwim [OP]ONLINE (12/20/2013) [-]
so you pretty much doubled the amount of pictures in a month
User avatar #64 - theparkourprince (11/25/2013) [-]
This means that even I wouldn't date me...
User avatar #35 - brokenhalf ONLINE (11/25/2013) [-]
so... i see a few morals in this story... one being treat others like you would treat yourself...
User avatar #96 - allamericandude (11/25/2013) [-]
Wouldn't be annoying having to explain this over and over billions of times?
User avatar #98 to #96 - zaxzwim [OP]ONLINE (11/25/2013) [-]
i guess it would be
User avatar #113 to #96 - fuckberries (11/25/2013) [-]
but, would you have anything else to do?
#32 - anon (11/25/2013) [-]
I hate to say it, but reading this 60+times is enough.


THIS IS AN OVER-USED REPOST THAT WAS ONLY GOD-LIKE THE FIRST 10 TIMES I READ IT.
User avatar #43 to #32 - kakariko (11/25/2013) [-]
It's new to me
User avatar #106 to #32 - zaxzwim [OP]ONLINE (11/25/2013) [-]
i like reposting things if i haven't seen them in like half a year or more
#117 - saelandk (11/25/2013) [-]
original photo
User avatar #110 - kaycie (11/25/2013) [-]
For my 2 dimensional design class we had to choose a quote, song or short story to base a painting off of and I chose this story

User avatar #111 to #110 - zaxzwim [OP]ONLINE (11/25/2013) [-]
cool
User avatar #107 - trollsdad (11/25/2013) [-]
Isnt this a creepypasta?
creepypasta.wikia.com/wiki/An_Egg
User avatar #112 to #107 - zaxzwim [OP]ONLINE (11/25/2013) [-]
It's called "The Egg" by Andy Weir, it even says that at the bottom of the page on creepypasta
User avatar #103 - traks (11/25/2013) [-]
This is what I believe, more or less.
#62 - thecopyninja (11/25/2013) [-]
so this means you are a virgin being that you have only ever ****** yourself thus, masturbation. and when you say to yourself "go **** yourself" it means another part or you soul is telling you to have sex with another person I.E. another part or your soul I.E. masturbation I.E ******* yourself.
User avatar #141 to #62 - gmanofwonder (11/26/2013) [-]
Well by the time you were understanding all of this, that would seem like an immature thought to have.
#142 to #141 - thecopyninja (11/26/2013) [-]
immaturity? ON THE INTERNET!!! omg someone call the police!
User avatar #143 to #142 - gmanofwonder (11/26/2013) [-]
I'm not really calling you immature, just saying that at that point it would be an immature thought.
#144 to #143 - thecopyninja (11/26/2013) [-]
did say you were calling me immature, i was sarcastically sending the message that this is the internet, get used to immaturity.
#33 - allhailshrek (11/25/2013) [-]
I am OP. Every one of them...   
   
Well, time to kill myself.
I am OP. Every one of them...

Well, time to kill myself.
User avatar #26 - pleebnutbubber (11/25/2013) [-]
It's called "The Egg" by Andy Weir. Look up a video adaptation on youtube, some are very well done
User avatar #105 to #26 - traks (11/25/2013) [-]
Thanks mate.
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