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an El illicit' an 98% 12:
Board /rak/ - ' ' Settings Home
to quit ********* at
Walmart, college seems
something to stop me from an
hero
Ffirst day moving in dorm
qt 8/ 10 handing out flyers for her club
hai, anon are you interested in feminism?
**** , she' s a feminazi
for possible good outcome, if I say yes
to give a **** and go into fake speech
about how women are superior to men.
get' s wet
me to their social meetings
research blogs written by Tumblr feminazis,
trying to come up with the best **** so I will
hopefully get ******
up to meetings, talk further ****
all ******* love it, give me compliments.
out for drinks afterwards, get drunk
who was handing out flyers asks me "hey,
anon, I don' t usually do this but wanna come
back to my place?
bet your ass, I do
back to hers, kiss, ****
into her bathroom, rub dick all over her
toothbrush, laughing quietly while I do it.
Countinue attending cringe meetings, later, end
up ******* more in the group and repeating the
dick rubbing action on their toothbrushes.
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+729

#1 - stalini (08/27/2015) [-]

fantasy of all feminist neckbeards

#54 to #1 - vvvvvsumbadassmofo has deleted their comment [-]

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#74 to #1 - aaronperla (08/28/2015) [-]

legbeards

+10

#102 to #74 - stalini (08/28/2015) [-]

i meant males

+34

#29 to #1 - syrianbro (08/27/2015) [-]

Eh is not impossible if you know how to the right amount of ass kissing
(And you're cool with the gigantic risk of being called a rapist after ******* them)

Not so much ass kissing that they think you're a beta fag tipping your fedora towards them
But just enough so they think you're on their side.

+58

#16 to #1 - vladi (08/27/2015) [-]

Win-win. really, the only loser here is the toothbrush

+56

#55 to #1 - vvvvvsumbadassmofo (08/28/2015) [-]

he friendshipped his way into pussy...

i've NEVER seen ''agreeing with everything she says" work, but i'll accept your red thumbs

-3

#60 to #55 - elcreepo (08/28/2015) [-]

Moot did it and it seemed to work till she cucked him

#62 to #60 - rui (08/28/2015) [-]

except for the fact that Moot is a noob when it comes to girls. No amount of kissing ass will get his cock sucked. He's that bad

#130 to #62 - elcreepo (08/28/2015) [-]

He did kiss ass and actually did get ****** by her though

Or at least that's what all the chats he had with mods seem to prove

#131 to #130 - rui (08/28/2015) [-]

I'd like to look for reasons why that doesn't count/is fake, but whatever. I'm at least sure that if he did, he was a virgin up until then.

#132 to #131 - rui (08/28/2015) [-]

I like how moot posts his pictures on his site even though nobody asked and he's ugly as **** , but then our admin doesn't, even though we asked a gazzillion times, and when we finally get a little glimpse of him he's max alpha.

#133 to #132 - elcreepo (08/28/2015) [-]

We've never been able to confirm that glimpse was him though.

They didn't ask for the picture, they literally found out all his information on their own because he wouldn't post it at first and now that the cat is out of the bag he wouldn't stop posting his weird face.

Nobody's bothered to figure out admin's information like moot's because nobody gives a **** .

He probably is ugly since he refuses to show us his face but who cares about that? Hotwheels is a midget cripple ffs, who boldly posts himself without anyone asking. They all have/had no lives. I'm not sure if admin has a life right now or not but his idea of friday night entertainment a few months ago was the radio show. This was his life.

Also 4chan is no longer moot's site he sold it or gave it to the users or some **** , and left because he got cucked so bad by that anita chick that he would never, ever be able to live it down. For all we know he killed himself.

+305

#3 - anon (08/27/2015) [-]

**anonymous used "*roll picture*"**
**anonymous rolled image** >Get falsely accused of rape afterwords.

-3

#76 to #3 - buttinspecter (08/28/2015) [-]

Heat die

no!

+13

#9 to #3 - starfletcher (08/27/2015) [-]

**starfletcher used "*roll picture*"**
**starfletcher rolled image** Not entirely something to cheer about.

#113 to #9 - thrifty (08/28/2015) [-]

/Send+the+marines+send+based+zimmerman/funny-pictures/5665892/240#240

I ******* KNEW I'd seen those today... what the **** .

+209

#24 - samoaspider (08/27/2015) [-]

I'd like to believe that but I really can't.

#26 to #24 - Greevon has deleted their comment [-]

#83 to #24 - donatelo ONLINE (08/28/2015) [-]

yep...its actually quite sad how so many betas think femenists are some kind of alien spcies, at the end of the day...they are just girls. i have met and dated femenists before, and while i litterally give a **** about their ideals....they are normal people. betas just like to think they have "cooties" because they need more justification as to why they are lonely. have fun masterbating and crying yoruself to sleep fags.

+15

#91 to #83 - toxicwarning (08/28/2015) [-]

No **** , bro. No one here think's they're some sort of alien race, just that their retarded misguided fanatics.

#116 to #91 - spoopyskeleton (08/28/2015) [-]

"No **** "

Neckbeards seem to think that every single feminist is just some blind retard with no concept of logic and reasoning. Yes, you may not agree with them and their views may be stupid, it doesn't make them automatically retarded in every other form.

#118 to #116 - toxicwarning (08/28/2015) [-]

I was referring to the "feminazis", not every feminist.

#123 to #118 - spoopyskeleton (08/28/2015) [-]

That's not what he said though. He said feminists.

#136 to #123 - toxicwarning (08/29/2015) [-]

You're referring to the guy in the post? I don't give a **** what he said.

#137 to #136 - spoopyskeleton (08/29/2015) [-]

You replied to him. So obviously you were ******* talking to him. Which is what i'm saying. It's implied you're talking about the same thing as him.

#138 to #137 - toxicwarning (08/29/2015) [-]

Oh, that's right. It seems you're correct, sir. Remember this day, for today was the day you we're right on the internet, and corrected someone's comment.

#93 to #24 - TheBigGummyBear ONLINE (08/28/2015) [-]

With 4chan stories I just like to believe they're real when 99% of the time, even the believable/less interesting stories are also probably bull **** .

But just thinking they're real makes them more enjoyable, I just like to imagine this actually happened and get a good laugh out of it even though it didn't.

+129

#6 - magicexplain (08/27/2015) [-]

Have you seen the girls at those things? Remember fellas your 8/10 is different from everyone elses

#20 to #6 - anon (08/27/2015) [-]

but at least he's getting laid

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#21 to #20 - magicexplain (08/27/2015) [-]

Quantity vs quality

#38 to #21 - pyersamid (08/28/2015) [-]

Remember who won WW2

#41 to #38 - magicexplain (08/28/2015) [-]

A nuclear weapon I would say was good quality

#42 to #41 - pyersamid (08/28/2015) [-]

You belong in the Gulag

#48 to #42 - magicexplain (08/28/2015) [-]

**magicexplain used "*roll picture*"**
**magicexplain rolled image**Goddamnit not again

#58 to #48 - pyersamid (08/28/2015) [-]

**pyersamid used "*roll picture*"**
**pyersamid rolled image**Nice Roll

#45 to #21 - orangebudd [OP](08/28/2015) [-]

quality

#51 to #45 - magicexplain (08/28/2015) [-]

**magicexplain used "*roll picture*"**
**magicexplain rolled image**Quantity

#100 to #51 - anon (08/28/2015) [-]

Quantitty

#129 to #100 - anon (08/28/2015) [-]

**anonymous used "*roll picture*"**
**anonymous rolled image**Quantities

#107 to #45 - nikkadawgg (08/28/2015) [-]

Quality

#59 to #45 - innocentbabies (08/28/2015) [-]

Quantity has a quality all of its own.

#110 to #59 - orangebudd [OP](08/28/2015) [-]

its the other way around

#117 to #110 - linkhoardersyalll (08/28/2015) [-]

source please?

#127 to #21 - anon (08/28/2015) [-]

**anonymous used "*roll picture*"**
**anonymous rolled image**reality vs fantasy

hahaha hohoho haha hehe ohh..

#25 to #21 - fjantasjell (08/27/2015) [-]

if you wanna **** a lot, you gotta **** everything
after all, everyone needs to get their freak on, so why not just help 'em out.

standards are for people in relationships

+54

#14 - srskate (08/27/2015) [-]

Sounds like a wimp. Selling out your beliefs for some pussy. weak **** .

#19 to #14 - themastertroller (08/27/2015) [-]

nothing being sold, it's just strategy

#124 to #19 - satansferret (08/28/2015) [-]

Just an inside man right?

+22

#31 to #14 - jouten (08/27/2015) [-]

Well it could be worse

#89 to #31 - YllekNayr ONLINE (08/28/2015) [-]

Oh gosh that was physically painful for me to read, and I'm a ******* atheist

#134 to #89 - srskate (08/29/2015) [-]

so was he

#135 to #134 - YllekNayr ONLINE (08/29/2015) [-]

Well he still is, assuming the story is true.

Which I don't.

+23

#10 - otisriedel (08/27/2015) [-]

>YFW rubbing dick on toothbrushe

+87

#2 - skfdkfkehdgurdk (08/27/2015) [-]

~from the diaries of a deluded gay faggot

+19

#99 - crutos ONLINE (08/28/2015) [-]

#121 to #99 - palmsspaghetti (08/28/2015) [-]

4chan

+28

#7 - dzaovnied (08/27/2015) [-]

>first day
>hey anon

Is he famous or what?

+19

#13 to #7 - moldybreadcrumb (08/27/2015) [-]

No, he's just the protagonist

#22 to #13 - anon (08/27/2015) [-]

People are really friendly the first day and want to make friends

#128 to #22 - anon (08/28/2015) [-]

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#57 - privatepumpanickel (08/28/2015) [-]

oh God, swamp me in red because i'll probably say what everyone's thinking but in the wrong way as usual. But...

1. If they were true extremist feminazis, she wouldn't have been as friendly as to hand you a flyer. You're a male.
2. instead of y'know...maybe maturely, and, using some intelligence - (wouldn't take much to point out their blatant contradictory views, if they were actual femiNAZIS, that is) - raise your hand in their group and impose some questions on them to maybe expose the stupidity of some of their views?

No. Instead, not ONLY reveal the fact that he would rather keep his balls tied tightly compact in his little sack mittens and spinelessly sit quietly, not doing much for any greater good but allowing these "feminazis" to continue their - from what I assume from the story, making them out to be dicks and all - CRAZY bitch views, only to make a sly move later on which they'd never know about (but il gain major 4chin thread credit so alpha lolol)

BUT also attempt to make out that it's actually true at all.

TL;DR: revealing your pathetic cockbrush fantasy for all the world to see, actually thinking people are going to believe it, ignorant to the fact that even if you DID intend to do it, it's cringey thinking this guy believes he would actually get laid.

-1

#69 to #57 - anon (08/28/2015) [-]

so you've literally never been outside

#70 to #69 - privatepumpanickel (08/28/2015) [-]

#61 to #57 - priestoftheoldones (08/28/2015) [-]

If he was to try to argue against them they'd just call him names. They wouldn't listen. Also, a man could easily get into a feminist club if he says anti man things, they're always cucked to hell. Have a greeny.

#65 to #61 - privatepumpanickel (08/28/2015) [-]

He could get into a femiNIST club, not a femiNAZI club. Feminazis are that wildly enraged if a man comes within 20 yards of them they are known for screaming abuse before a man could usually get a word in. That's the general criteria I picked up on, anyway.
what he wished he did would have been wildly irrelevant either way.
"whats wrong Monica?"
"oh nothing...i'm still dwelling on the fact my toothbrush tasted like dick on Tuesday...im contemplating killing myself..."

#88 to #65 - timmywankenobi (08/28/2015) [-]

you can get in to a feminazi club as a man but they wont let you speak and you will have to stay in the back of the room and they will treat you like **** .

#103 to #88 - privatepumpanickel (08/28/2015) [-]

my uncle (actually recently) told me a tale from a few years ago. Being a general leftie, he attended local groups surrounding that viewpoint and one day - not because he was a die-hard believer, but out of pure curiosity - decided to attend a feminist group meeting, just to get the jist of what it was about, to see if any of it lingered around his own viewpoints.
So he's sat waiting for the meeting to start and - absolutely no **** - the leader walks in, and almost identical to a scene from Roald Dahl's "the witches" (because I picture her face suddenly crinkling with disgust as she starts frantically sniffing at the air, her eyes darting around) she declares
"THERE'S A PENIS IN THE ROOM. IM SERIOUS. THERE'S A PENIS. NO PENISES ALLOWED."

#66 to #57 - makotoitou (08/28/2015) [-]

>believing a 4chan post
girlslaughing.exe

#67 to #66 - privatepumpanickel (08/28/2015) [-]

that's the point I hope to put across. Like we all know they're wild lies anyway but at least make it so we WISHED it was true. This holds no awesomeness in its tail whatsoever. It just doesn't reach the greentext level of magnificence

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#27 - twentyseconds (08/27/2015) [-]

>gets dick sucked by girl...
>has sex with them...

>rubs dick on toothbrush?

I dont get how that would be a big deal.

+10

#30 to #27 - zacoren (08/27/2015) [-]

Instead of cleaning her teeth, she's just gonna be rubbing more dick on them.

#36 - mymiddleleg (08/28/2015) [-]

Fake, you weren't accused of rape

#35 - xxitzchubbsxx (08/28/2015) [-]

Feminazi
get's drunk
****
no rape accusations?

#23 - anon (08/27/2015) [-]

**anonymous used "*roll picture*"**
**anonymous rolled image**

#92 to #23 - jonnyea (08/28/2015) [-]

by far the best webm of all time

#115 - kaboomz (08/28/2015) [-]

>qt 8/10
>feminazi

>go to their meetings
>they accept that you are a male and are happy with what you say

#90 - nagafever (08/28/2015) [-]

**nagafever used "*roll picture*"**
**nagafever rolled image**

#11 - reeeeeeeeeee (08/27/2015) [-]

"Yeah this totally anecdotal story which is 99% likely to be falsified is totally how feminists are guise amirite?"

Feminism isn't the problem. It's the stupid feminists who are.

Malala Yousafzai is a shining example of an actual feminist who does good and doesn't say that men spreading their legs on trains is a factor of rape culture.

#111 - anon (08/28/2015) [-]

Load. of. bull. I actually joined the feminists society in my college to see what the fuss was about (I really didnt know how bad it was back then) and hopefully meet nice women.

Instead, I met a group of women who just seem to dislike men/not take men who are trying to help seriously.

There was some post made on their forum to which I replied to and someone got upset/angry or whatever and some girl said the exact. Same. ******* . Thing and got all cheers. At least one of them acknowledged I said the same thing and the upset one apologised.

If they want everyone to be treated as equals then they should call themselves 'Equalists'. In the 2 years Ive been on their forum I cant recall a post that deals with mens issues.

#120 to #111 - palmsspaghetti (08/28/2015) [-]

"Hurr durr, post fake"
It's 4chan you idiot. Have you learned nothing?

#112 to #111 - sugoi (08/28/2015) [-]

If they called themselves Equalists, people will join for the wrong reasons.

#122 to #112 - flnonymousseven ONLINE (08/28/2015) [-]

>>#111, equalists are actually different from egalitarians

egalitarians believe everyone should get equal treatment, euqal oportunity, fair pay, etc. no matter what.

equalists believe eveyone should be activley made equal. by empowering the naturally weak and disempowering the naturally strong. emasculating men and masculizing women. taxing the rich to hand out to the poor. that we may all be equal. also taking away benders' bending so they can be equal to non benders. and giving non-benders cool gear so they can be equal to benders. equalists actually aren't cool.

#39 - derpthefifth (08/28/2015) [-]

I doubt there are really colleges that allow that **** , if you've got a group on campus preaching "X person is better than Y person!" that's basically hate speech, which last i checked is strongly discouraged.