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User avatar #2 - jackmanagan (06/14/2015) [-]
I used to write papers completely in alliteration
1st one netted me an A+ for being unique
by the 4th one i was urged to please stop. reading my papers was headache inducing.
User avatar #20 to #2 - celerant (06/14/2015) [-]
i like your name sir
User avatar #25 to #20 - vikingesnumerouno (06/14/2015) [-]
pls dont use sir ever
User avatar #26 to #25 - celerant (06/14/2015) [-]
why?
#33 to #26 - anon (06/15/2015) [-]
Sounds beta and autsy
User avatar #41 to #33 - celerant (06/15/2015) [-]
well!
i may be a beta fag but im certainly not...
oh
User avatar #38 to #33 - teevee (06/15/2015) [-]
like "YOU GLORIOUS BASTARD" or "YOU'RE DOING GOD'S WORK"
User avatar #40 to #38 - Anemophobia (06/15/2015) [-]
not really
User avatar #48 to #33 - Mickeyboi (06/15/2015) [-]
Down here in the south we use sir and ma'am all the time. It's just manners.
#34 to #33 - rollfourexplain (06/15/2015) [-]
**rollfourexplain used "*roll 1, 0000-9999*"**
**rollfourexplain rolls 2,786**

It may sound beta (to some) but there is nothing autistic about that.
User avatar #5 to #2 - goobyman (06/14/2015) [-]
example?
User avatar #8 to #6 - mrshrapnel (06/14/2015) [-]
Do one with dicks in it.
#42 to #8 - Toshiro (06/15/2015) [-]
Do dumbasses demand dick diction? Definitely, demented 			********		 disappointingly detest deviation. Tough.
Do dumbasses demand dick diction? Definitely, demented ******** disappointingly detest deviation. Tough.
User avatar #68 to #8 - jackmanagan (06/15/2015) [-]
>>#42,

Cassandra: "credible cumslut" cuddled creamy cocks continuously. Carless cocks cramming & crashing Cassy's cunt, couldnt contain constant carnal cravings. Compilations created, commercials consisting: "Cassy's Carbonated Cum, comes canned.

Was a bit tricky keeping it only "hard C" for phonetic reasons.
#70 to #68 - mrshrapnel (06/16/2015) [-]
Hoyl **** that was glorious, care to do more as content one day?
User avatar #69 to #68 - Toshiro (06/15/2015) [-]
Deviant dragon damsel delights Dink's dong. Did Dinks dinky dagger destroy demonic dogs? Davenport deployed, defend dragon den.
User avatar #46 to #6 - greedtheavaricious (06/15/2015) [-]
I don't even know what half of these words mean
User avatar #39 to #6 - broombroom (06/15/2015) [-]
i liked it...
User avatar #51 to #6 - superhoody (06/15/2015) [-]
Reminds me of Blackilicious, Alphabet Aerobics.
User avatar #12 to #2 - retardedboss ONLINE (06/14/2015) [-]
Alteration; always awesome.
User avatar #9 to #2 - tsoper (06/14/2015) [-]
******* **** Feminazis, Fatchicks, Faggots For ******* Funnyjunk Freverously
#28 to #2 - niggastolemyname (06/15/2015) [-]
so basically this?
#1 - anon (06/14/2015) [-]
you could say he was an escape goat
you could say he was an escape goat
#31 to #1 - thempc (06/15/2015) [-]
nice one m8
#45 to #31 - sumbohde (06/15/2015) [-]
HOLY **** THAT WAS LOUD
User avatar #43 to #31 - spritedrake (06/15/2015) [-]
My ******* ears
User avatar #3 to #1 - malachitecobra (06/14/2015) [-]
YEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHH
User avatar #18 to #3 - babydingo (06/14/2015) [-]
mirrors.rit.edu/instantCSI/ take this with you
User avatar #19 to #18 - malachitecobra (06/14/2015) [-]
You are a godsend.
#17 - rplix (06/14/2015) [-]
That shadow
#32 to #17 - anon (06/15/2015) [-]
User avatar #36 to #17 - teevee (06/15/2015) [-]
that must be a big paper...
User avatar #60 to #36 - alphagex (06/15/2015) [-]
Technically you are wrong because,they are many types of predators like wolf berserk stalker hunter..so you can't rly say ''original'' but i think you mean the first one we saw it.

Also according to the internet a new predator movie gonna come out in medieval times..wonder how that will work out
User avatar #62 to #60 - michaelrock (06/15/2015) [-]
kk and thanks for the upcoming movie info and yes i meant the first one we saw
User avatar #63 to #62 - alphagex (06/15/2015) [-]
I mean it feels so weird for me that predator gonna be set in medieval times..But on other hand i do remember seeing medieval types of predators....also it would be more challenging since there was no gun in medieval times

By any chance do you got APV (2010) game on steam? I'm looking to play with some people on Multiplayer
User avatar #64 to #63 - michaelrock (06/15/2015) [-]
ah **** i was gonna buy it but i got spore but i can get some more money soon
if you want to add me my name is {Nuggler} Thel 'Vadamee
User avatar #65 to #64 - alphagex (06/15/2015) [-]
I sent u a friend request. I can buy you APV if you want is just 8 bucks is thanks to that game i discovered steam and it was my first steam game so many good memories on multiplayer
User avatar #66 to #65 - michaelrock (06/15/2015) [-]
tell me ur name please its screwing up for me

User avatar #61 to #60 - alphagex (06/15/2015) [-]
michaelrock i umm replied to the wrong guy lol
User avatar #47 to #17 - michaelrock (06/15/2015) [-]
xenomorph is master race
User avatar #50 to #47 - alphagex (06/15/2015) [-]
You Misspelled Yautja.
#52 to #50 - michaelrock (06/15/2015) [-]
you mean this guy?
User avatar #53 to #52 - alphagex (06/15/2015) [-]
Not to sound gay or anything....But he is the least ugly mother ****** out of all of them. i just recently discovered predators are called that
User avatar #55 to #53 - michaelrock (06/15/2015) [-]
and how would it sound gay?
User avatar #57 to #55 - alphagex (06/15/2015) [-]
Cause i kinda said he kinda look nice. I mean compared to others he is not as ugly,But than again for them we are ugly
User avatar #59 to #57 - michaelrock (06/15/2015) [-]
damn straight
User avatar #54 to #53 - michaelrock (06/15/2015) [-]
its the original yautja get you'r predator film facts straight mate.
User avatar #56 to #54 - alphagex (06/15/2015) [-]
what you mean by ''original''from his head formation he looks like a wolf predator according to the mask in the APV games (2010 version) to be honest i don't know my heart the facts of their race types or clan types just their techs why they haunt us and their honor code.
User avatar #58 to #56 - michaelrock (06/15/2015) [-]
i meant in the original movie. :/
User avatar #24 to #17 - kwanzalord (06/14/2015) [-]
oi, I thought the same too!
#10 - theoneweirdguy (06/14/2015) [-]
well's closed due to aids
#22 to #10 - zapcrouch (06/14/2015) [-]
and stingrays

which also have aids
User avatar #11 - remilia (06/14/2015) [-]
But why F ?
User avatar #14 to #11 - midothegreat (06/14/2015) [-]
the teacher probably got AIDS
#15 - anon (06/14/2015) [-]
An F, eh? Looks like the teacher is one of those "oppressed" ones.
#27 - roneffinswanson (06/14/2015) [-]
"You dick! I hope you get AIDS!" cried the goat.
"You dick! I hope you get AIDS!" cried the goat.
#4 - anon (06/14/2015) [-]
I'd give this guy an F. Not for the story, but for the format. Who centers the whole thing like an idiot.
User avatar #13 to #4 - hemming (06/14/2015) [-]
We had to do this often when writing "poems" or similar in 5-7th grade
User avatar #37 to #13 - teevee (06/15/2015) [-]
"OK, now write an 'acrostic poem' with your name!"

"You mean write a ******* acronym? "

we didn't learn **** in 5-7 grade english. then they're like "why don't kids like poetry" by the time we get to the real **** ...
#21 to #4 - anon (06/14/2015) [-]
Yeah like the other dude said, this is a pretty conventional format for prose.
#7 - kingderps (06/14/2015) [-]
Asshole teacher. I'd give it a C-
#35 - nexuslament (06/15/2015) [-]
Well i like it.
User avatar #30 - scorpidea (06/15/2015) [-]
Well... as an old goat myself., I ...might... be inclined to hop into a fox's wet hole
User avatar #29 - elcreepo (06/15/2015) [-]
B for creativity
#16 - franzharper (06/14/2015) [-]
why does the shadow look like a xenomorph
#23 - beowzuzeezu (06/14/2015) [-]
feh! a! work for su re
#49 - outsidethebox (06/15/2015) [-]
This reminds me of how a friend of mine gave this amazing 10 minute speech of why marijuana should be legalized with facts and sources that even inspired the teacher, but gave it during math class unprompted and therefore got suspended.   
   
The moral of the story is the enjoy your celebratory blunt after you succeed.
This reminds me of how a friend of mine gave this amazing 10 minute speech of why marijuana should be legalized with facts and sources that even inspired the teacher, but gave it during math class unprompted and therefore got suspended.

The moral of the story is the enjoy your celebratory blunt after you succeed.
#44 - Brodyjguy (06/15/2015) [-]
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