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Go home zombie, you're drunk

Man told police he was fleeing zombies
when he stole truck
Era Pettit
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APPLE VALLEY, M. - Prosecutors say a Minnesota man charged
with stealing a delivery truck told police he was running from
zombies.
The St. Paul Pioneer Press reads tao Garrett .
of Apple Valley. was charged by summons in September after he
allegedly stole a Star Tribune delivery truck as the driver went into
a gas station.
The complaint says the truck was found about a mile and a half
away with nearby. Prosecutors say he had a
concentration of . 193, more than twice the legal limit
say Hutnut said he Walt "running attent ." HE was
taken to the ' e he again tamed about tear of being
chased.
Huttbug' s phone number is unlisted and he couldn' t be reached far
comment Emilee court records do not list an attorney for him.
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Submitted: 12/01/2013
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#1 - mrdrface (12/01/2013) [-]
I thought t said his name was Garret Hurtbut, as in Butthurt
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