Giving head for the first time. .. Oh goood that reminds me of a conversation I had with my best friend when I was 18. I had never had a boyfriend at that point, I hadn't even kissed a person of
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Giving head for the first time

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Submitted: 01/13/2014
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#4 - obesefury (01/13/2014) [+] (10 replies)
Oh goood that reminds me of a conversation I had with my best friend when I was 18. I had never had a boyfriend at that point, I hadn't even kissed a person of the opposite sex. She had however just gotten her first boyfriend and one day she came to me to get some help. She had apparently initiated with sexy times with a blowjob that hadn't gone so well "I don't know what I did wrong but it looked like he was writhing in pain and now he's mad at me.." is what she told me.

She had started out with some normal licking and stuff and had then (thinking it was a correct bj move) scrapped her teeth over his head and bit down.
MFW she told me she bit his dick

Another story is one I got from one of our friends. He had been sleeping but was woken by a call in the middle of the night from one of his friends who was panicking. He managed to make him calm down and his friend told him a girl had gone down on him and but him, causing his frenulum to snap and there was blood everywhere.
I haven't got a penis and that story made me feel sick as **** .
User avatar #5 to #4 - frenulum (01/13/2014) [-]
I'm starting to regret this name...
#11 - dehnoobshow (01/14/2014) [+] (4 replies)
Worst blowjob I had was litterally a girl blowing on my dick.
#6 - KINGOFTHESTARS (01/14/2014) [+] (1 reply)
BITCHES BE LIKE

this is super relavant
#1 - donttouchthat (01/13/2014) [+] (1 reply)
Her Face When
Her Face When
#17 - funyjunnk (01/14/2014) [+] (1 reply)
**funyjunnk rolled a random image posted in comment #7 at sweet ** mfw getting head for the first time
User avatar #28 - roguehazzard (01/14/2014) [+] (2 replies)
At first the .gif made me laugh a little...
#30 to #29 - roguehazzard (01/14/2014) [-]
...and then the comments. Jesus ******* christ.
#25 - handofdestiny (01/14/2014) [-]
I had a gf for 6 years, I taught her everything I liked.. sex was amazing whole time, bjs were even better.. then we broke up and sort of everything was 						******					.. once I had one night stand with some random girl and she gave me a bj while she was drunk.. she was trying to be playful and bited me till i bleeded.. now I have gf for one year and I didn't let her do me a bj because I am 						*******					 scared of getting a bj after this accident.. MFW I loved bjs
I had a gf for 6 years, I taught her everything I liked.. sex was amazing whole time, bjs were even better.. then we broke up and sort of everything was ****** .. once I had one night stand with some random girl and she gave me a bj while she was drunk.. she was trying to be playful and bited me till i bleeded.. now I have gf for one year and I didn't let her do me a bj because I am ******* scared of getting a bj after this accident.. MFW I loved bjs
User avatar #23 - payseht (01/14/2014) [+] (1 reply)
I remember my first time. It tasted horrible.
#26 to #23 - handofdestiny (01/14/2014) [-]
so this is a gif from your birthday party?
so this is a gif from your birthday party?
User avatar #2 - quitethedelicacy (01/13/2014) [+] (3 replies)
Might just be me, but i don't think biting holes in it does a lot of good.
#37 - veryspecialagent (01/14/2014) [-]
So wait, does this mean you *********** ejac'd before she started?

Or she bit you and you liked it so much you blew your load?

Either way, what's wrong with you?
User avatar #18 - Durp (01/14/2014) [+] (3 replies)
The first time I gave head was the first time I'd actually touched a dick. I was surprised at just how hard that ****** was. Clearly I knew it wasn't gonna feel like pudding of anything but still I'm like..how do guys deal with that? That's like a weapon.
#15 - anonymous (01/14/2014) [-]
nice
User avatar #10 - iseedeadthings (01/14/2014) [-]
you mean *GETTING* head for the first time
User avatar #9 - pepemex (01/14/2014) [-]
Tip for the ladies: I remember this girl that was giving me a blowjob and bit down my balls really hard... best ****** I've ever had.
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