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User avatar #21 - creepydudewatching (10/14/2015) [-]
But not in porn.

Nothing worse than finding a good video but hearing the guy moaning like the inconsiderate asshole that he is
User avatar #54 to #21 - drpenguinz (10/14/2015) [-]
her moaning is mostly awkward too
User avatar #206 to #54 - shivaspace (10/15/2015) [-]
especially asians... lol
#192 to #21 - anon (10/15/2015) [-]
But your a guy watching porn. .... we're talking about REAL LIFE WITH A GIRL.
User avatar #180 to #21 - enlightednatzie (10/15/2015) [-]
>what is lesbian porn

Watching some dumb ugly ass bloke talking loudly really pisses me off. Only thing worse is when the cameraman are one of those retards who talks or breathes loudly
User avatar #215 to #180 - enlightednatzie (10/15/2015) [-]
>getting thumbs down for being heterosexual

Yep, this really describes this community. Watching other people have sex is just not appealing for a man with dignity and self respect like me.
#218 to #215 - anon (10/15/2015) [-]
try not to care about thumbs. They mean **** all.
User avatar #227 to #218 - enlightednatzie (10/15/2015) [-]
True, only butthurt faggots who enjoys watching other guys cocks pretending that its their own cock gets so butthurt that they thumb down.
User avatar #232 to #227 - frutus (10/15/2015) [-]
Only someone with severe insecurities cares
User avatar #221 to #218 - vixvaporrub (10/15/2015) [-]
Let's see you log in and say that
#249 to #215 - anon (10/15/2015) [-]
the red thumbs are probably for your avatar
User avatar #250 to #249 - enlightednatzie (10/15/2015) [-]
Mature.
User avatar #246 to #215 - concetrationcamp (10/15/2015) [-]
welcome to funnyjunk
User avatar #248 to #21 - listerthepessimist (10/15/2015) [-]
a million times this
User avatar #201 to #21 - zuflux ONLINE (10/15/2015) [-]
I think moaning in porn is a turn-off for me in general. I watch it mostly muted.
User avatar #25 to #21 - concetrationcamp (10/14/2015) [-]
double standards...so looking at his dick all the time is okay but hearing his moans is not ok? wtf man
User avatar #32 to #25 - charak (10/14/2015) [-]
Everyone knows you just pretend it's your junk doing the work.
#156 to #32 - notafunnyguy (10/15/2015) [-]
That makes so much sense
I've been watching porn wrong my whole life...
User avatar #196 to #156 - langweilig (10/15/2015) [-]
pov is best porn for this reason
User avatar #204 to #156 - charak (10/15/2015) [-]
I did not want to be remembered for this comment __
#166 to #32 - bahtzee (10/15/2015) [-]
I still prefer my porn super vanilla though.

no dicks allowed. I can use my imagination from that point on.
User avatar #168 to #166 - Ruspanic (10/15/2015) [-]
is nudity allowed
#170 to #168 - bahtzee (10/15/2015) [-]
>is nudity allowed?




no.
#207 to #166 - thegrimpoe (10/15/2015) [-]
******* MORALFAGS WHEREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE ARE THE ******** DICK NIPPLES
#236 to #207 - zerotzallander (10/15/2015) [-]
Click to show spoiler
You mean this?
#233 to #166 - sheepnut (10/15/2015) [-]
I prefer chocolate.
User avatar #217 to #32 - enlightednatzie (10/15/2015) [-]
Uhh no? Thats just pathetic and gay since its obviusly not YOUR dick.
User avatar #33 to #32 - concetrationcamp (10/14/2015) [-]
I know but when you think about it for a minute, this sounds really sad and pathetic. This is why I switched to female solo or lesbian porn.
#46 to #33 - innocentbabies (10/14/2015) [-]
So, you feel that being so insecure about your sexuality that you can't look at another dude's junk is less pathetic than fantasizing?
#141 to #46 - anon (10/15/2015) [-]
Clearly because I don't want to stare at a dude's dick while i'm beating off means that i'm insecure about my sexuality. Or maybe I'm so confident in my sexuality that I know that I'm not interested in seeing a dude's dick. Kinda a buzz kill when I'm trying to fap to a chick and they do a close-up dick-and-ball shot. Besides, lesbian porn, twice the number of girls on average, none of the dick. That's a win-win.
User avatar #203 to #141 - talldumbdork ONLINE (10/15/2015) [-]
I mean I get that it's not appealing but I just....you know.....look at the girl not the dicks. Im not so mezmorized by phallus that Im suddenly not appreciating Tina over there working her heart out. She deserves better. But I wanna see her get ****** , not imagine it. Hey man porn is subjective. To each his/her own, just as long as we respect each other and aren't assholes about it.
User avatar #181 to #46 - enlightednatzie (10/15/2015) [-]
Are you gay? Who the **** wants to stare at some ******* dumbass ramming his ugly ass cock into a vagina exept queers? When i watch porn, i'd like to imagine that i am the one who rams my big fat veiny schlong into that vagina, not some other ******** . Watching straightporn makes me ******* angry, i prefer lesbian or solo porns.
User avatar #140 to #33 - frysandaburger (10/15/2015) [-]
Futas for life
#28 to #25 - creepydudewatching (10/14/2015) [-]
Well I'm just talking about looking through someone else's windows and hearing the guy who's watching porn jack off, but y'know
User avatar #31 to #28 - concetrationcamp (10/14/2015) [-]
sounds 101% legit
User avatar #138 to #21 - whiteflowerfield (10/15/2015) [-]
black man orgasm

Like this?
#155 to #138 - holmesc (10/15/2015) [-]
Holy **** , I've heard the audio many times but never thought it was from porn.
User avatar #154 to #138 - barakakaka (10/15/2015) [-]
So this is what its like to pass a kidney stone?
User avatar #139 to #21 - lgninjaleetful (10/15/2015) [-]
watch porn without males in it.
User avatar #190 to #139 - halor (10/15/2015) [-]
while that is an option, some porn stars might not have many solo or lesbian scenes for a multitude of reasons
#73 to #21 - Flammenwerfer (10/14/2015) [-]
Like this?
User avatar #209 to #73 - thegrimpoe (10/15/2015) [-]
******* betafags, he tries to stick it in cant even >rape
#202 to #73 - anon (10/15/2015) [-]
am cry
#74 to #73 - ellk (10/15/2015) [-]
How do you save Webms D:
User avatar #75 to #74 - Flammenwerfer (10/15/2015) [-]
when you press play, right click>save video as
#76 to #75 - ellk (10/15/2015) [-]
Hmmm says Windows can't open this File D:
User avatar #77 to #76 - Flammenwerfer (10/15/2015) [-]
because windows media player isn't designed to play WebMs. Download VLC, easiest option.
#78 to #77 - ellk (10/15/2015) [-]
ohh okay thanks
User avatar #4 - krisaeron (10/14/2015) [-]
Well, you don't have to be like super loud, but at least you can amp up the volume of your breath, take deep inhales, the ocassional small moan of pleasure.

Being dead silent is just boring.
User avatar #11 to #4 - awesomedewd (10/14/2015) [-]
Dunno man.
My sex is pretty wild and I'm not a person to moan.
#18 to #11 - anon (10/14/2015) [-]
Have you tried making noice? First I did it for her pleasure but then I started to enjoy myself a lot more and couldn't stop it.
User avatar #19 to #18 - awesomedewd (10/14/2015) [-]
>>#10,
#70 to #4 - whimsicalmagnus (10/14/2015) [-]
**whimsicalmagnus used "*roll picture*"**
**whimsicalmagnus rolled image**I'm the same, tho admittedly I'm a virgin I hate people people are loud, in pornos I often will mute it if the people ******* get too loud, I can only imagine in sex if someone was getting loud all I'd be able to think of is "shut the **** up"

User avatar #229 to #70 - thepineapple (10/15/2015) [-]
Free Helghan from ISA!
#66 to #4 - eatwaffles (10/14/2015) [-]
**eatwaffles used "*roll picture*"**
**eatwaffles rolled image**I love a little noise. You don't have to sound like you are taking a dump or lifting heavy weights, but a little moan here or there totally turns me on. A soft "oh..." is nice too, especially right in the ear.... mmmmm.

I'll...uh....be right back.
#60 to #4 - halelus (10/14/2015) [-]
i have to schedule in these pulse checks during intercourse with my girlfriend, just to make sure shes not dead u know
#1 - delahk (10/14/2015) [-]
isn't it usually the other way around?
#130 to #1 - mcnizzlezz (10/15/2015) [-]
Where can I find more pictures like this they are glorious
User avatar #8 to #1 - batmanbeyonddgrave ONLINE (10/14/2015) [-]
it's always been the way of the picture for me, but that's because i'm deadly silent
User avatar #12 to #1 - awesomedewd (10/14/2015) [-]
>>#10,
Dunno man, I never cared about her moaning or not.
#67 to #1 - hardstylehobo (10/14/2015) [-]
Hmm, yes...
#99 to #1 - twentyninersaregay (10/15/2015) [-]
I'm usually dead silent, because I'm too concentrated in not to cum. only time I speak is to let her know I'm abut to ejaculate
#89 to #1 - peezle (10/15/2015) [-]
Not for me.
User avatar #35 to #1 - jinxblog (10/14/2015) [-]
I like it when my bf makes noises during sex. Doesn't have to be insane moaning like in porn or anything, or really forced "OH MY GOOOOOD!!", but it's nice to know when it just feels so good that something escapes. Hell even him panting in my ear from exertion is dead sexy. I like feeling wanted, and I like knowing that he's enjoying me and the experience.
#178 to #35 - anon (10/15/2015) [-]
Couldn't have said it better.
#200 to #35 - octagon (10/15/2015) [-]
YES this! When he is panting hard, or grunting or a little swear word slips out here and there...

Its good stuff...makes the girl parts very happy
#72 to #1 - epicanadian (10/14/2015) [-]
A bit of moaning yea lets me know I'm actually doing something she enjoys but if its really loud moaning or to the point were shes just screaming than its a massive turn off personally.
#17 to #1 - historybuff (10/14/2015) [-]
I never EVER make noise while doing the deed. Every girl I've ever been with has always made all the noise.
#39 to #17 - anon (10/14/2015) [-]
well zero girls is still all the girls
User avatar #40 to #39 - historybuff (10/14/2015) [-]
damn, ya got me
User avatar #45 to #40 - Javapenguin (10/14/2015) [-]
yeah we thought you were gay?
#82 to #17 - anon (10/15/2015) [-]
When a guy groans during, it is hot af.
User avatar #144 to #17 - pestrey (10/15/2015) [-]
Why though? It's so hot when men make noises during sex (and silent ones kinda weird me out not trying to take a dig at you sorry )
User avatar #145 to #144 - historybuff (10/15/2015) [-]
My ex told me that once, but I really hate making noise. I ended up kinda grunting a little bit for her sake. It's just not in me to be making noise at all. The most is heavy breathing
User avatar #147 to #145 - pestrey (10/15/2015) [-]
Fair fair, there's real good reason to fake something if it's not how you naturally act
User avatar #149 to #147 - historybuff (10/15/2015) [-]
Of course this isn't really a problem for me right now, as I haven't been intimate in about a year now. I can't stand any of the women I meet nowadays. Gone on a thousand dates and hated them all.
#194 to #149 - anon (10/15/2015) [-]
GAY
User avatar #150 to #149 - pestrey (10/15/2015) [-]
Bummer, sorry your dates are lame. Good luck in the future though
#152 to #150 - historybuff (10/15/2015) [-]
hey thanks, y-you too
#193 to #17 - anon (10/15/2015) [-]
Then you suck, and she left you for someone who sounds like he's into her.
User avatar #79 to #1 - propanex (10/15/2015) [-]
when your dad is in the house, you're both quiet.
User avatar #30 to #1 - Javapenguin (10/14/2015) [-]
>implying anyone on funnyjunk ***** girls
We're all gay remember?
User avatar #38 to #30 - silasersej ONLINE (10/14/2015) [-]
Don't tell my girlfriend
#56 to #38 - anon (10/14/2015) [-]
Kinda hard to tell someone who isn't there honey.
User avatar #41 to #30 - vampired (10/14/2015) [-]
haven't heard that one
#50 to #41 - myjunk (10/14/2015) [-]
The whole site is about the latest running-gags.
Get used to it
#52 to #50 - vampired (10/14/2015) [-]
"latest"
#43 to #1 - anon (10/14/2015) [-]
Has anyone on this site ever actually done the didley?
#61 to #43 - killo (10/14/2015) [-]
Done the didley?
User avatar #132 to #61 - firedragonkong (10/15/2015) [-]
I'm sure what he meant to say was "didley doo"
#16 to #1 - anon (10/14/2015) [-]
I'm quiet as hell unless I'm on the receiving end of whatever
I-It's not gay if it's a strap-on
shuddup
User avatar #6 to #1 - waiwei (10/14/2015) [-]
How would WE know, lol?
#7 to #6 - delahk (10/14/2015) [-]
i dunno, thats why i asked
User avatar #34 - iom (10/14/2015) [-]
im always a ninja when i hit the pussy im in and out and they never know im there
#62 - Greevon (10/14/2015) [-]
< Her reaction when I try to moan.
#20 - dofr (10/14/2015) [-]
Implying we have sex
User avatar #136 to #20 - xbyronx (10/15/2015) [-]
I'm a sexual Tiger, and I feast on vagina. I'm a literal pussy, and I feast on cat nip.
User avatar #10 - awesomedewd (10/14/2015) [-]
My ex liked it when I moaned.
To the extend that she came faster when I did it.
But I really don't like making sounds while doing it.
#177 to #10 - anon (10/15/2015) [-]
I'm the same way, bro. I'm just a naturally quiet person, and I'm so well conditioned that even going as hard as I can doesn't really make me breathe heavily at all. To make up for it, I kiss a lot, and I'll tell her how good she feels, that I wish we could do this all day, etc.
#42 - englman (10/14/2015) [-]
Me and my GF have both had to compromise. I don't like a screamer and she doesn't like it silent. So I've come around a little to making certain noises and junk, while she has learned to dial it back and control herself (which watching her struggle with it is also a personal turn-on.)

Compromise gentlemen. It's sometimes not ****** .
User avatar #68 to #42 - cormy (10/14/2015) [-]
I think this will be my favourite line for a little bit.
Compromise, sometimes it's not ****** .
Sometimes.
User avatar #173 - blahblahblahblaaaa (10/15/2015) [-]
is my penis inside you? yes im enjoying it
#179 - swedishassassin (10/15/2015) [-]
We're dudes. We're always going to enjoy it.
#26 - concetrationcamp (10/14/2015) [-]
**concetrationcamp used "*roll picture*"**
**concetrationcamp rolled image** > sex advices on FJ
#44 to #26 - funpunk (10/14/2015) [-]
Wrong black guy.
User avatar #13 - vladhellsing (10/14/2015) [-]
Nonsense. Someone has to keep an ear out for REAL ninjas trying to catch me with my pants down. Literally.
#14 to #13 - anon (10/14/2015) [-]
thats a **** ninja then if you can hear him.
User avatar #53 - zerocalibre (10/14/2015) [-]
At the risk of starting another impromptu transgender Q&A and having people people sitting there harassing me and telling me to kill myself, I do feel like mentioning a bit about this since I have a bit of experience on it.

To be perfectly honest guys, don't feel like you have to moan. If you moan, it should be because you are doing so as a result of the pleasure. If you're faking it, it's super obvious and a turn off. That being said, it's hot hearing a guy pant while he's going at it.

Now, for the ladies wanting their guy to moan, the bottom line is that most guys really don't moan. Women are more likely to. When you moan, it just happens because of the feelings of pleasure. It's mostly involuntary. I'm transgender and I never moaned as a guy, but as a girl, things feel much more intense, and I usually can't control it. Pleasure is felt differently and your body intuitively responds to it in other ways. My lovers hands running across my belly or along my thighs can set me on fire and have me screaming whether I want to or not. But it's also easier to just let go and blot out all my thoughts. As a guy, you're still more tuned in to what's going on around you. Sex is also more of a full body ordeal for women, which isn't really the case for men. So be understanding a bit for why your hubby/boyfriend is dead silent in bed.

Now, I've known a couple guys who moan, but it's usually near the end of it right before ejaculation. Usually an "o **** " is common.

Inb4: you're a guy with tits or mentally ill.
User avatar #134 to #53 - ipwnallnubz (10/15/2015) [-]
pics?
#197 to #53 - anon (10/15/2015) [-]
And I always thought they trained themselves not to make noise from age 12 so nobody will hear them jerk off until they leave home at 18-20 or w/e. Bad habits die hard, thanks for the info but I still feel alone and unenjoyable in the silence, also self concious at making any noise myself and anyone staring at me come, I don't do it much and the whole biz just sucks. I don't like to be judged and now that men stare at me to come I have "performance anxiety" and can't do it with him. If he would forget himself and get carried away having pleasure, I could too... but NO. ........... This his him staring at me when I'm supposed to come.
#198 to #53 - anon (10/15/2015) [-]
This is me
#55 to #53 - broorb (10/14/2015) [-]
yessss yes yes perfectly put
#58 to #53 - akimbobears (10/14/2015) [-]
Well i would say that guys and girls enjoy different things. Girls moan at consistency, guys moan when something changes.
#106 to #53 - ninjabadger (10/15/2015) [-]
I mean for guys it technically is a "full" body kind of experience, but more in the sense that we're focusing on thrusting and stuff. I know you're talking more along the lines of the pleasure aspect of it, I'm just saying.

Yeah yeah I know there's different positions. But we tend to do a lot more of the "work", at least in my experience. My ex didn't like being top or doing work... which sucks cause I find that really hot.

I agree with ya on this all though.



User avatar #116 to #106 - zerocalibre (10/15/2015) [-]
I say full body, because unlike guys, everything can be an erogenous zone on female bodies. As I said, touch works differently. I can reach orgasm from having my thighs or sides touched if I'm really, really into the person. Plus when I orgasm, I feel it in more than just my genital area. It spreads throughout my entire body, from the chest to my toes. Everyone is different, and maybe I'm wrong, but most males I talk to agree that it's very localized.

Also, I'm not sure if it's inexperience with my body, though a lot of women seem to agree with this, it's hard to get off as a girl, it really is. Yes, generally men do most of the work, and that's totally true, but I find I can't focus enough to reach orgasm unless I let my partner do that for me. It feels a bit selfish, but that's just how it is. It's much more psychological and less physical. It can feel really, really good, but I won't climax.
#161 - asotil (10/15/2015) [-]
Quiet sex is best sex
User avatar #165 to #161 - herecomesjohnny (10/15/2015) [-]
uh...does quiet actually have that suit or is this just more playing with textures?
User avatar #167 to #165 - asotil (10/15/2015) [-]
Unlockable outfit for doing her mission on Extreme
User avatar #214 to #167 - sexyhimself ONLINE (10/15/2015) [-]
**** that extreme mission, fam.
User avatar #49 - russiangirl (10/14/2015) [-]
I think whispering or talking lower to your girlfriend, maybe a little ear biting here or there would be good?
User avatar #84 to #49 - joshlol (10/15/2015) [-]
hey you still exist
User avatar #86 to #84 - russiangirl (10/15/2015) [-]
Well, I mean, I won't just drop dead off the planet in one moment. I moved.
User avatar #87 to #86 - joshlol (10/15/2015) [-]
how have you been?
User avatar #90 to #87 - russiangirl (10/15/2015) [-]
Seeing as i moved to the deep southern woods, and its nearing winter. Im cold and sick, you?
User avatar #91 to #90 - joshlol (10/15/2015) [-]
oh, that sucks

I'm not so great either
but they say when you hit rock bottom you can only go up
User avatar #93 to #91 - russiangirl (10/15/2015) [-]
What's going on with you?
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User avatar #97 to #96 - russiangirl (10/15/2015) [-]
Hey, as you said, you can only go up. That and not every girl you date or meet will be the one, cause if they were, you'd be married.
User avatar #98 to #97 - joshlol (10/15/2015) [-]
yeahh
User avatar #100 to #98 - russiangirl (10/15/2015) [-]
Not to get you down. Any games or something you interested now-a-days?
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User avatar #103 to #102 - russiangirl (10/15/2015) [-]
That sucks that you don't get to see him, being with friends makes things better.
User avatar #104 to #103 - joshlol (10/15/2015) [-]
I don't really have any lol
oh well
my own fault
User avatar #105 to #104 - russiangirl (10/15/2015) [-]
You could always take up a hobby
User avatar #107 to #105 - joshlol (10/15/2015) [-]
I'd like to very much
I'm just not sure what
User avatar #109 to #107 - russiangirl (10/15/2015) [-]
you could make masks, like i'm making one right now, i could teach you.
User avatar #110 to #109 - joshlol (10/15/2015) [-]
I don't have much artistic talents
I'd actually like to get into stargazing but idk
all the hobbies I want to do seem like the kind of things that won't make me and friends
User avatar #112 to #110 - russiangirl (10/15/2015) [-]
But stargazing is fun, a while ago there was an awaited shower called Perseid's shower
User avatar #113 to #112 - joshlol (10/15/2015) [-]
I used to have a star globe as a kid
I'd love to buy a telescope and some equipment to take my own photos of the stars
sitting out in my garden at night drinking hot chocolate
User avatar #129 to #113 - captchakid (10/15/2015) [-]
when you two gonna **** ?
User avatar #115 to #113 - russiangirl (10/15/2015) [-]
That sounds delightful, to have your own garden to do such a thing
User avatar #118 to #49 - joshlol (10/15/2015) [-]
it's just a fantasy though ;_;
User avatar #121 to #118 - russiangirl (10/15/2015) [-]
it's a good fantasy though
User avatar #122 to #121 - joshlol (10/15/2015) [-]
thanks,. I think so
User avatar #125 to #122 - russiangirl (10/15/2015) [-]
i believe alot of people would think so
User avatar #126 to #125 - joshlol (10/15/2015) [-]
but i wonder will i ever achieve it
User avatar #127 to #126 - russiangirl (10/15/2015) [-]
Maybe~
#57 to #49 - broorb (10/14/2015) [-]
I'm a sucker for neck & ear biting. I didn't like the idea initially of dirty talk but when he calls me "good girl" or tells me how wet I am it's a massive turn on as a result of already being turned on
User avatar #64 to #57 - russiangirl (10/14/2015) [-]
Husky voices do the trick.
#47 - mathmanchris (10/14/2015) [-]
I'm not very loud myself and I don't like her to scream and yell and what not. Witnesses might hear.
#133 to #47 - cabbagemayhem (10/15/2015) [-]
Here you go, friend
User avatar #51 - megaton (10/14/2015) [-]
i cant bring myself to talk during sex, i feel like anything i say would sound awkward and then i just tunnel vision what i am doing so i just dont **** up.
User avatar #92 to #51 - bodeejus (10/15/2015) [-]
It helps if you're with someone you're comfortable with. And it's fun to talk more when you're drunk in my opinion because you don't care as much.
User avatar #36 - burpityhatburp (10/14/2015) [-]
my ex fiance was like a dead fish in bed. chick wopuld literally just put her butt in the air like "have at." and she expected effort too, so i had to go at this chick like a friggin frieght train to try to get both of us off, while focusing the whole damn time. i never made a damn noise in bed lol
#208 to #36 - spritecheifoneome ONLINE (10/15/2015) [-]
Click to show spoiler
As the saying goes, "Different strokesfor different folks"
#151 - huskypirate (10/15/2015) [-]
Getting that pussy had me like
User avatar #94 - abesimpson (10/15/2015) [-]
"Wow that sex was great. Where did you learn all your moves?"


"Eh... funnyjunk"
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