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Imo, the travel aspect has nothing to do with impressing anybody. You don't wear it on your sleeve. Seeing people all around the world and their situations enriches you as a person.
Only a virgin thinks that way. Put your dick in crazy one good time and see what happens. I almost wouldn't wish that on anyone, 'cept there's a list of folk I'd like to see off themselves from that frustration.
Agree, I put my dick in crazy during 3 months, she treated me like a king, then jealousy arose and she started acting all psycho, when I left her, she chased me with a knife cutting her veins with a kitchen knife on the streets, then went to her house and took 20 pills to finish the job I had to go back, call 911 to have her commited and made her throw up 18 pills by force, year and a half later, she set herself on fire died a few days later in the hospital due to internal infections.
Also more subtle levels of crazy may have effects on how you act, passive agressive bitches be making me agressive.
What are you talking about? Don't make a crazy girl your partner, fair enough. ******* a crazy girl in bed can be amazing. Depends how rough you like it.
Loooool im glad me and my friends are not the only ones to use fake names
We have had our fair share of crazy so we use fake names and even have a get me the **** outta here sign
ya go clubing for someone just as truthful eh, **** if i wanted to **** with fake names id go get a ******* hooker whats the differance betwwen a twat wanting 80 buck to a ho wanting 80 bucks in drinks,
both as dirty sexy and ******* gross as the club in one, infarct almost like thats what the prostitutes USED TO DO
clubbing is a way to pay for dick or pussy and not feel like your a prostitute, weirdos
but **** im older and dont need the 2 hours of fake foreplay with freinds in a loud room
haha nar, you've obviously not dipped into the Crazy pool
the second your dick touches that opening, you've already got 16 miss calls and 26 texts about how its not the same and you dont spend enough time with her and just user her for sex, mixed in with love notes, and "happy almost 24 hour anniversary!"
Putting your dick in crazy is like putting your dick in a toaster. I mean, it seems like a good idea at first but you then you'll dreadfully regret it.
Girls want what other girls have.
Nearly every relationship i've been in girls flock to me as soon as they hear that i've started dating someone.
It's weird.
+be me at the gym
+i look behind me in the mirror and there is a girl mirin me ******* hard
+quikly look the other way because low confidence
+"phew, that was close..."
Oh boy. Here we go.
masturbate
ˈmastəbeɪt/Submit
verb
stimulate one's genitals with one's hand for sexual pleasure.
"we do not like to admit that we masturbate"
synonyms: euphemisticabuse oneself, practise self-abuse; More
stimulate the genitals of (someone) to give them sexual pleasure.
"they masturbated each other in the long grass below the tennis courts"
synonyms: euphemisticabuse oneself, practise self-abuse; informalplay with oneself, touch oneself; formalpractise onanism; vulgar slangwank, jerk off, jack off, toss off, bring oneself off, beat one's/the meat, beat off, frig, whack off
im 24 as of last christmas and i havent had sex since age 15. did have gf's up untill age 19. after that crippling loneliness with an added bonus of actually remembering what your missing.
you dont know what you have untill you lost it, that kind of thing.
sidenote: ive had 4 women dryhumping me with their eyes, none of them where ever my girlfriend. 1 was on a holiday, the next one was in a friends it store i did not know who she was and for the love of god i could not find her on facebook(knew last name and town of residence), the next one was a buddy from school's younger sister (i dont do sisters of friends), and the last one was 23rd december 2015, she works in a bakery and boy will i go back to that bakery. wish me luck
One time I held hands with a girl, then she spread rumors about me that I was a creeper around the school for a month, before she apologized to me with the reasoning "You were too nice, so I pushed you away".
One time I spooned with a girl, then she asked one of my best woman-friends current love interest out on a date... and yeah... that ended about as how you would expect.
One time I asked a girl out, and then she rejected me (which I accept), and then a year later she started texting me again and one of my friends told me she had a thing for me, so I gave her a second chance, took her out again, and then she said "I don't think I can do this, I'm sorry"
One time I found a girl where we had mutual interests in each other. Then we graduated high school, and she moved over 600 miles away.
That's a golden question. My friends don't understand it either:
Have a stable income, provide for myself.
6.5-7/10
Have car
Was taught how to respect a woman as a child (No I'm not being a white knight faggot, I'm saying that I know how to treat a woman)
Currently have a 3.3 GPA in college and going my bachelors, then my masters
I think my main problem is that I view hookup culture as shallow as **** , because I can't comprehend how acts that used to be viewed as intimate are now commonplace, so in my mind a lot of people have lost the meaning of love.
Secondarily comes my actual diagnosed anxiety disorder. I have a lot of problems with my nervous system that have hospitalized me multiple times. Included in these problems is that new experiences send my systems AWOL. I've cuddled with girls before, but it's a slow process and everytime I take another step forward the person I'm with has to be able to take two steps back. One time I put my arm around a girls shoulder at a campfire, and she maneuvered it so that my arm slipped around her waist. I had to excuse myself so that I could go throwup because my nerves went crazy.
But, since that experience, it doesn't bother me to cuddle people anymore. I just have to find someone that's ok with going mind numbingly slow.
Took me forever to learn how to drive a car. Not because I was poorly skilled, but because I was terrified.
I mean if you wanna blame me for something I have no control over, cool.
It's not like I sit around and whine about it, I ******* hate that I have to deal with it.
Lucky you. I've only seen her once. No mutual friends and such.
I was 17, I worked via school, because you have to have "practice" [spoiler] I dont know what to call for it is and it just so happens the company service shop, online shop, service installer shop? I worked for at the time was installing internet (modems, routers, installing cables around the house etc etc) so I've been to a bunch of peoples houses its pretty weird, but I still remember a lot of layouts of these apartments and houses, and their locations .
So one day, we go to her apartment, which was registered to some other girl, we arrive there, than there were 4 college people, 2 girls and 2 guys pretty sure one was gay . So... enter this girl. She was in her UNDERWEAR with a shirt on. hhnnggggggg . She was just casually walking around... in her underwear. So yeah it took me a month to realise that maybe. just maybe she was into me. Why? Still beyond me. But at the time, I didn't think she was into me, + the mentor was there he was a pretty stuck up dude... a networking engineer. . So gotta act professional around the dude.
So after a day or two, I got really sick so I had to stay at home. And guess who decided to visit the shop at the time I was not there? Those 2 girls. Yep.
Now it's been a month after I realized what could have been... There is no way to just show up to her apartment and be like "yo, what up, you remember me?". I tried to get the other girls phone number by checking the registration paper she had to fill in (we scan the original, so we are "eco"), so its on the PC. Easy right? P-P-P-Password P-P-P-protected.
It's been around 3 years now. Still think about the time and well... [/spoiler]
look her up on facebook and stalk her til you think of a plan for you two to meet.
>see the location she goes to
>start going there
> "accidentally" bump into her
>????
>profit
well i mean if you knew her from school it should be easy.
just start up a conversation and ask her how has she been and stuff,.
I'm not too good around women either because i don't understand them to be honest
lol nice roll and ah too bad then.
My best advice is to try and enter her circle of friends and approach her from there.
How you do that i don't know because i'm pretty dumb when it comes to these things
ive had 4 women dryhumping me with their eyes, none of them where ever my girlfriend. 1 was on a holiday, the next one was in a friends it store i did not know who she was and for the love of god i could not find her on facebook(knew last name and town of residence), the next one was a buddy from school's younger sister (i dont do sisters of friends), and the last one was 23rd december 2015, she works in a bakery and boy will i go back to that bakery.
I dont get the ******* obsessive neckbeard obsession with her. like yeah she's hot, but what's so great about her? "OOOHH MLADY SHE WAS IN GAAYME OF THROOWWNNNEESSS" I dont understand it. whats the deal.
I think what he's saying is that she's very attractive, but there are plenty of other women who are just as famous and just as attractive, but receive a fraction of the attention. It was Jennifer Lawrence for a while as well, I recall.
Basically - and I'm predicting a red thumb or two here - you're not wrong about her in the slightest, but it's still little more than a fashion trend that the focus is on her.
I agree with everything you've said. I think she's kinda like another Emma Watson, almost like a fad I guess. I mean I think they are both really attractive but like you said, so are a bunch of other women who get way less attention.
I went to the Leicester Square premiere of Mockingjay Pt 2 in London and my God she was gorgeous in person. One of the most beautiful women I have ever seen in my twenty years of life.
Exactly. most of these women, especially the ones in the interview are doing normal behaviours. often i will do the same **** when someone is talking simply because i get bored and lose focus.
Oh, okay. No complaints when people are howling about men 'eye-raping' women, but when it's women ' ************ men (I also notice it's not 'rape' in this version) there's a million and one reasons why whoever agrees with it is a sick bastard and automatically wrong.
UrbanDictionary doesn't look like that but okay. Anyway back to the pointconsidering your comment level is 290, you haven't been just looking at posts.
i would be higher but someone has dedicated their life to locating all my comments and thumbing each down with their alts.
i usually spend 4 hrs on average here a day except when im forced to socialize with family.
i also rarely ever thumb content and when i do its down usually.
for specific faggots.
What the hell is going on in the third gif? Big muscular dude by a pool, random women ogling him as he walks by, some weird cross between Vader and the Mario brothers... What's happening?
If asked, 95% of girls will say they don't like big muscles.
Of that 95%, 40 are lying to spare your feelings, 50 just don't have a clue how anatomy works or what muscle really looks like, and maybe 5 truly do have an attraction only to skinny emo boys
High muscle mass is a sign of capability, health, and increased survival chance. We're biologically programmed to love muscles. There are very few woman who legitimately don't.
IT'S JUST A MEME BRO In the show Bear only makes his "protein'' comment on stuff like the insects he consumes , his piss drink was for you know... NOT DYING OF THIRST
Most women don't.
There's toned which is something completely different and there's muscle.
It looks gross and is often the sign of a vain person who spends far too long in the gym, working out and admiring themselves.
We're programmed to like toned bodies, not muscular ones. Humans are long distance endurance runners, not powerhouses. Being fit and toned is an indication of health, capability and survival, muscles like above are not.
I would rather have a man who is chubby and treats me like a human than a muscular dude who is barely aware I exist when he's not horny.
Not everything is down to physical attraction.
I agree with nanako, but I wanted to make it simple. In order for you to be toned, you need muscle. Toning is simply the process of building muscle and then burning away the fat that covers it up. All of those guys are actually very toned. They are not slender, which I think is the word your looking for.
No, those are gains. It's increasing the muscle mass.
There is no such thing as "building muscle" per se, since we each have the same muscles.
However, being toned means cutting down on the body fat AND actually toning/strenghtening the muscles, without necessarily increasing their mass.
you're in that 50
toned is a ******** buzzword. It's meaning is not clearly defined, and claiming to like it is ambiguous. There are largely two major factors to body shapes: muscle mass, and stored fat.
There's also retained water and sagging skin, but those are generally temporary/incidental factors
chriss pratt is a pretty good example. He gained a lot of muscle, he lost a lot of fat. His net volume decreased, a lot. And he's the flavour of the year.
He's a muscular man of above average strength, with about 10-16% bodyfat in the left picture. You'll find a lot of men in the world with far larger arms than him, who are far weaker. because again, far too many people are clueless about anatomy
Muscles like in the content very much DO indicate health, capability, and survival. It takes strength to haul yourself up a tree to pick fruit, or to carry a boar carcass home for dinner, and it generally increases your capacity for work. High muscle mass also raises your odds of survival in all disaster scenarios, the ability to move rubble or fallen trees, or break open doors, can be vital
Your secondlast sentance is a complete strawman that has no relevance here. fwiw, i've found fat people tend to have ******** personalities too.
And you're right, not everything is down to physical attraction, but a lot of it is. First impressions and your subconscious mind count for a lot, and they depend on appearance a lot more than most people realise
are you trollmobile?
if so, then we already had this conversation a couple weeks ago. I explained that i blocked you in response to you blocking me first, and that i'm happy to lift it if you do likewise. i got no response.
You're wrong.
Pic related is about as defined as you can get. very few people like vascularity. The colloquial definition of toned often doesn't even mean very well defined at all, its usually mostly covered by fat
The list of people i've blocked is very small. what's your username?
Your definition never specified a quantity of mass, only its level of definition. i was merely pointing out that your definition sucks because it includes the above
Maybe YOU should learn the difference first, and then come back and try to explain it in a coherent way. I don't deal with arbitrary buzzwords
Your username isn't familiar. I just went and checked, you're NOT blocked by me. try logging in and replying to this post.