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#8 - xxjmacxx (07/27/2015) [-]
>Punches him when he thinks its the reaper

>Screams and runs when he finds out it's a black guy
User avatar #114 to #8 - tarabostes ONLINE (07/28/2015) [-]
Thank You Ted.
#125 to #114 - putinlover (07/28/2015) [-]
Do you even webm?
#126 to #125 - tarabostes ONLINE (07/28/2015) [-]
N-No....
#128 to #126 - putinlover (07/28/2015) [-]
Well, now you do.
User avatar #140 to #132 - putinlover (07/28/2015) [-]
Now you can webm all you want! for a small payment of 12,99% per month
#142 to #140 - tarabostes ONLINE (07/28/2015) [-]
Actually it was supposed 2 be a gif ! 12,99% of what? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
User avatar #143 to #142 - putinlover (07/28/2015) [-]
12,99$. I meant big bucks, not percent
User avatar #144 to #143 - tarabostes ONLINE (07/28/2015) [-]
Oh i TOTALLY didn't see that ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
User avatar #145 to #144 - putinlover (07/28/2015) [-]
**putinlover used "*roll 1, cah answer*"**
**putinlover rolls Childhood friends.**12% of
User avatar #147 to #145 - tarabostes ONLINE (07/28/2015) [-]
12% of 0 is still 0...
lol jk ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
#101 to #8 - dreamcore (07/28/2015) [-]
what if he knew it was a prank?
what if he fled because the black guy charged at him screaming like hes going to beat the **** out of him?
#83 to #8 - unusedusername (07/28/2015) [-]
I think you mean:

>Punches him when he thinks its the reaper

>Screams and runs when he finds out it's a raper
User avatar #51 to #8 - AnomynousUser (07/28/2015) [-]
There's only one reaper
But fight one ****** and a dozen will come out of ******* nowhere and jump you.
User avatar #30 to #8 - pinethrush (07/27/2015) [-]
Y-yes. That's exactly what happened. Good.
User avatar #11 to #8 - AztecJew (07/27/2015) [-]
death doesn't come back with 9 friends after you punch him
User avatar #50 to #11 - captainprincess ONLINE (07/28/2015) [-]
Yeahbut not even 100 thugz can bring about an end to the world
#63 to #50 - sniperskellington (07/28/2015) [-]
Have you seen the Ferguson riots?
Have you seen the Ferguson riots?
User avatar #67 to #63 - captainprincess ONLINE (07/28/2015) [-]
Yeah I saw them
And the world stands yet

Ferguson ain't the world sonny
broaden your skies a little
#68 to #67 - sniperskellington (07/28/2015) [-]
I was making light of the severity of ratchet hoods rioting not legitimately considering the fall of an entire planet due to it.
#69 to #68 - captainprincess ONLINE (07/28/2015) [-]
Yeah
But that's exactly what I was trying to point out in what I thought was a slightly funny fashion

I got your joke
It just wasn't all that funny
User avatar #70 to #69 - sniperskellington (07/28/2015) [-]
Yeah, the joke could have used better context. Thanks for not going into a blind rage like most people would and have a nice day.
User avatar #49 to #11 - vexille (07/28/2015) [-]
Speaking of ******* and them never fighting 1v1.

My dad and his buddy got in a fight with one of them. When my dad punched the **** out of them 5 more came out of nowhere as per usual. He and his buddy proceed to brawl the **** out of 6 ******* until they flee.

Was a really good story at dinner.
User avatar #24 to #11 - dsendz ONLINE (07/27/2015) [-]
He does but it's only three friends.
#35 to #24 - laughable (07/27/2015) [-]
I'm glad at least 8 people got this so far
User avatar #120 to #35 - bemmo (07/28/2015) [-]
Which one's famine and which one's pestilence?
User avatar #123 to #120 - theshadowed (07/28/2015) [-]
Pestilence wasn't in the original 4
It's conquest
#134 to #123 - bemmo (07/28/2015) [-]
Huh, so it is. (Famine is the one with the scales and the black horse apparently.) Upon looking up the Revelations scripture, this picture is actually pretty accurate, even got the order of the horsemen right.
The first horseman, conquest, with the crown and bow is apparently either the antichrist, Jesus Christ himself, or the Holy Spirit in the original writings, and was only interpreted as pestilence in the early 1900s at the latest.

I mainly think of pestilence as one of the horsemen because he appeared in Terry Pratchett's Thief of Time. Also Terry Pratchett and Neil Gaiman's book Good Omens with the Antichrist as a separate character, although in that one they used Pollution who took over from Pestilence when he left in 1936 muttering something about penicillin.
User avatar #136 to #134 - theshadowed (07/28/2015) [-]
The anitchrist would not be one of the 4 Hoursemen in the original religious texts

The 4 Hoursemen were, after all, servants of God

yeh conquest was deemed close to war, so changed to pestilence in more modern fiction
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