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Getting pulled over

YEAH, I GUESS THERE ARE A FEW
THINGS WEIRD ABOUT ME...
T BECOME EMOTIONALLY ATTACHED FOR REASONS I CAN' T RECALL. I
TC) MONEY. TIME I SPEND CASH ONCE ATE A PACKAGE OF WHITE TUBE
I WHISPER A GOODBYE; AND I KNOW SOCKS. I JUST OPENED IT UP AND ATE
THE CASHIER HEARS ME SOMETIMES. THEM. RIGHT THERE IN THE STORE.
I CAN NE'ER REMEMBER ANYINE' S I OFTEN CLOSE MT EYES WHILE I
NAME. T MISTAKENLY CALLED AN TEX-. DRIVE AND Hotly: THE HORN AT
GIRLFRIEND “SIMMONS” FOR A FULL REGULAR IN AN ATTEMPT
TEAR BEFORE SHE BROKE UP WITH ME. TO LEARN ECHOLOCATION...
TES. THAT LAST ONE. 1
THAT 15 WHT I Have PULLED
...
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Submitted: 05/17/2014
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