Getting fired. Funny stories about people and jobs.. viii" by Jill, whisper. It's okay lawnmower, Grandmas are tough sometimes. But buck up, the grass is always greener on the other side. fired funny Hitler fun admin getting grandmother plane
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User avatar #1 - zestyfiesta (08/20/2014) [+] (1 reply)
It's okay lawnmower, Grandmas are tough sometimes. But buck up, the grass is always greener on the other side.
User avatar #12 - kranske (08/21/2014) [+] (2 replies)
I was "fired" if u could call it that from my job at the local ford dealership because i was too slow, basically you are given X amount of time to service cars, oil, filters ect., it varied from model to model, and though i was doing really well, until the service manager, an alcoholic ******** , told me i need to "speed it up", i asked him what he meant and i was told "your hr and a half service should be done in an hr, ya dont need to check the ****** tyres unless they have said, and same with the brakes and park brake", now i did the complete checklist in hr and 20 with 5 minutes for a test drive and to remove any oil or grease i left on the door handles or on the bonnet (or hood as americans call it) to which i told him thats not how i was taught as an apprentice and im not being held responsible for an accident or death for rushing a job or not doing it right, to which i got told i was wasting his and the company's time, and "you can either **** off now or **** off after your day is finished" said "good see you when your on your way to jail for murder you ******* drunk cunt"

TL;DR worked for an alcaholic ********* who valued time over peoples safety in a car.
#19 - iliketomop (08/21/2014) [-]
"I was fired at my job today for farting in a very important meeting"
#15 - xXThatxOnexGuyXx (08/21/2014) [+] (6 replies)
I once got fired for quitting.
#4 - fefe (08/20/2014) [+] (1 reply)
Half of these, the boss is a complete dickhole, half of these, the employee is.
#3 - Lintutu (08/20/2014) [+] (3 replies)
>used to have a job a thrift store
>my job was to price clothes based on judgement of the cloth quality
>i also had a quota of 530 pieces of cloth a day (doesn't sound like a lot, but trust me, within an 8 hour span and only putting out 50-60 pieces at a time and then having to put the clothes away and THEN go in the back and price/put out all over again takes a lot of work and takes up a lot of time)
> ******* busted my ass to be as fast as possible while also trying to juggle having the clothes be reasonable prices to make managers happy
>get fired because "the clothing prices were not acceptable enough"
>i priced a shirt that was old, stained, smelled like an attic, and dirty $0 .25, and they wanted me to charge $3.50 for a piece of ****
>mfw i got paid minimum for that ********
>mfw thrift store is the worst job i ever had
#8 - kristofe (08/20/2014) [-]
i got fired from being a mechanic once. The car i was working on belong to a girl and she had underwear and clothes all through-out her car like everywhere the part she bought was underneath a pile so i moved it to get it. She said i invaded her stuff and demanded i was fired. The boss fired me and when she left rehired me because he saw the car before i started working.
User avatar #2 - worldatarms (08/20/2014) [-]
Well, to be honest the majority of them deserved it
User avatar #30 - willord (08/21/2014) [-]
I got fired a bit ago from my job, because I was missing too many days. I called in saying that I can't come in for a few days cause I think I got mursa (don't know how to spell it) which I did end up having. Mursa is also an illness that left untreated will kill you.
User avatar #29 - chickenbones (08/21/2014) [-]
I got fired because I missed to many days, and I actually worked more hours than everyone, because I took on another guys shifts on a regular basis for extra money. I have IBD and can't always make it into work, so I try to make up the missed days when I can, but eventually missed three days in one month and got fired.

Then there's the time I got fired from a multibillion dollar tech company that was paying me 18 an hour to sit on my ass and told me they were going to put me through college. They fired me for being colorblind. It's not covered under AWDA so it's not a disability. **** me.
User avatar #25 - kevinator (08/21/2014) [-]
I got fired from my job because my drivers took told me to put the wrong box on their truck and therefore send it to the wrong customer, that will teach me to trust someone else's word on a job anymore.
#24 - walkeraw (08/21/2014) [-]
I actually did get sacked from McDonald's for not smiling enough.
And then from Tesco for pissing the manager off by asking for a jumper to wear while in the freezer. He didn't like me from the start though.

Shoot me please.
#23 - fefe (08/21/2014) [-]
I got fired because I wanted to skip my lunch in order to catch up on work.
#14 - bothemastaofall (08/21/2014) [-]
I was fired for saying I could take over Poland with 3 guys and a bb gun.
User avatar #11 - dahlirious (08/21/2014) [-]
I used to work a minimum wage job in the produce section of a grocery store. They told us to always making conversation with every customer who made eye contact with us and to try and get them to buy other items that would go with the stuff they already picked out. for example if we noticed theyd picked out steak we should suggest bbq sauce for it. I thought that was ******** and refused to do it so they fired me
User avatar #10 - orelse (08/21/2014) [-]
I was fired from my first job (assistant chef at a pizza joint) for startling my boss, all i did was walk around a ******* corner at the wrong moment.
User avatar #9 - satansferret (08/20/2014) [-]
I got fired for hooking up with the bosses daughter in the freezer.
User avatar #7 - dyingkisses (08/20/2014) [-]
Got fired for not putting mushrooms on a woman's sub.
#5 - fefe (08/20/2014) [-]
I guess that guy who was stealing the turkey sandwiches got fired after all.
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