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#3 - someofficer (12/05/2015) [-]
User avatar #14 to #3 - xskullgirlsx (12/05/2015) [-]
Actually no, It's Minecraft

Heh
#17 to #14 - evilhomer [OP]ONLINE (12/05/2015) [-]
If wits were a currency, you'd be a rich man
User avatar #50 to #17 - jamesten (12/06/2015) [-]
thank god it wasn't the earrape version
that **** will turn out like the frieza one and the red haired screaming one
#53 to #50 - amnesiacpatient ONLINE (12/06/2015) [-]
speak of the devil...
User avatar #103 to #63 - blerdegerb (12/06/2015) [-]
thanks for the heads up m8
User avatar #147 to #122 - soldiertwo (12/06/2015) [-]
just why the **** is my computer screen going black when i play it?
#24 to #17 - uzimakelover (12/05/2015) [-]
nah

would probably still be as blunt as my foes!
User avatar #31 to #24 - thealmightyantler (12/05/2015) [-]
Who the **** are you ****** ?
-4
#55 to #24 - unikornking has deleted their comment [-]
#56 to #55 - anon (12/06/2015) [-]
You eating the bait is the cringiest part of your life.
#91 to #56 - funkymelon (12/06/2015) [-]
Samefag
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#57 to #56 - unikornking has deleted their comment [-]
#58 to #57 - anon (12/06/2015) [-]
Yeah, sure, totally not taking his bait seriously.
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#59 to #58 - unikornking has deleted their comment [-]
#60 to #59 - uzimakelover (12/06/2015) [-]
fag here

I want red thumbs

Thank you for giving them and taking the bait

Thank you for thinking keeping at 0 is worse than giving thumbs

basically, you're retarded, and you're giving me what I want. You get more autism points for denying it

Naruto-sama disapproves!
User avatar #70 to #60 - vetis (12/06/2015) [-]
******* lol, the kid got told to sit down by the baiter. Y'know what, you're alright. I like you.
User avatar #73 to #70 - uzimakelover (12/06/2015) [-]
Mind helping a brother out and giving me reds? Want to make uchihalover proud
#75 to #73 - vetis (12/06/2015) [-]
Y'know, I almost asked that question; If I want to show my approval for what you said, should I thumb up or down? I'll thumb those two funny ones down for 'ya.
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#62 to #60 - unikornking has deleted their comment [-]
#64 to #62 - uzimakelover (12/06/2015) [-]
Why would I try if people like you eat it up anyway?
besides, staying true to ol' uchihalover's style
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#66 to #64 - unikornking has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #67 to #66 - uzimakelover (12/06/2015) [-]
The people that annoy me more than people who eat obvious bait are the ones that see it yet give me the reds I want. Stop denying it.
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User avatar #72 to #69 - uzimakelover (12/06/2015) [-]
This is what annoys me:

>wow this guy is truly retarded
>red thumb

And

>wow I can totally see the bait
>red thumb

What are the benefits

>being the hallmark of ignorance and hypocrisy

Keep adding to it, buddy
User avatar #125 to #72 - shadowpieman ONLINE (12/06/2015) [-]
I like ya, just the references to uchihalover is getting old.
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User avatar #77 to #74 - uzimakelover (12/06/2015) [-]
still giving me what I want, but sure, keep those reds coming.
#84 to #77 - vetis (12/06/2015) [-]
Fed, argued with a troll for pretty much the entirety of the reply limit, then green thumbed because kids love doing the opposite of what they're told. Wasn't that just adorable?
User avatar #85 to #84 - uzimakelover (12/06/2015) [-]
Well, I mean I guess I lost, then. A total gain of like -16 from only this thread... when I had like -20 earlier


Oh well, just got to step up my bait game :/
#89 to #85 - anon (12/06/2015) [-]
I'll say. You're the most straightforward and likable guy I've seen all day, which is to say you're possibly the worst troll of all time. If you keep this up you'll be swimming in green.
User avatar #86 to #85 - vetis (12/06/2015) [-]
Well you put the kid down more than you baited, and people love seeing people get put down. You just got distracted is all. Onward, you thirsty **** .
#87 to #85 - uzimakelover (12/06/2015) [-]
>>#86

Naruto-sama will never forget you!
User avatar #151 to #24 - batvader ONLINE (12/06/2015) [-]
How dare you attempt to copy uchihalover!
#27 to #17 - shibeshub (12/05/2015) [-]
I need the source of the mobvie
User avatar #28 to #27 - samcou (12/05/2015) [-]
Zootopia
Zootopia Official US Sloth Trailer
#25 - dragontamers (12/05/2015) [-]
We went from redstone calculators to this in how many years?
User avatar #30 to #25 - depope (12/05/2015) [-]
To be fair, this is completely different.

While this was made using some kind of custom mod, redstone calculators were made on basic redstone logic gates and wiring
User avatar #92 to #30 - mrpotatofudge (12/06/2015) [-]
>custom mod

they are called command blocks *****


basically blocks that run commands like

/kick depope

but more advanced

minecraft.gamepedia.com/Command_Block

if you see some of the **** the guy who made the phone has made it gets intense

like paragraph long codes in a single block


also something funny is that the command blocks work off of redstone

so technically there is a chance that the phone is made from a redstone calculator connected to a command block
User avatar #95 to #92 - Ehwhat ONLINE (12/06/2015) [-]
This is a mod, Verizon made it I think.
User avatar #106 to #95 - domps ONLINE (12/06/2015) [-]
bot be a wet blanket but its a plugin, just for future reference a mod and a plugin are pretty different
User avatar #108 to #106 - Ehwhat ONLINE (12/06/2015) [-]
Close enough, I know it wasn't command blocks or redstone
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User avatar #115 to #92 - urumasi (12/06/2015) [-]
It's using a server-side bukkit plugin
#127 to #30 - anon (12/06/2015) [-]
I love making super powers with command blocks in my server (there are are ways of removing the majority of the lag from a repeating circuit/testfor
User avatar #4 - fatminion ONLINE (12/05/2015) [-]
I'm still waiting for someone to build a computer that runs minecraft.... in minecraft...

I'd do it but it seems like a huge waste of time and I've never even played the game.
User avatar #113 to #4 - velociraptorein (12/06/2015) [-]
Someone has created functioning RAM in minecraft, But it can only play older games like Pong at the moment and even the tiny amount of RAM made took up a massive swath of area. Progress regardless!
#5 to #4 - evilhomer [OP]ONLINE (12/05/2015) [-]
Imagine minecraft, but with even less pixels
User avatar #6 to #5 - fatminion ONLINE (12/05/2015) [-]
naw, I mean like build a ******* processor, SSD, RAM, monitor and everything and leech the keyboard/mouse from the user and actually load and run software on the machine and view it on the monitor
#7 to #6 - evilhomer [OP]ONLINE (12/05/2015) [-]
Building PC rig inside a PC rig
User avatar #138 to #7 - notisac (12/06/2015) [-]
its kinda like the movie the thirteenth floor
User avatar #10 to #6 - alarubra ONLINE (12/05/2015) [-]
Dude, did you see how large that contraption was just for that simple 2D version. What you're talking about is most likely impossible.
User avatar #21 to #10 - animedudej (12/05/2015) [-]
well, if you could run a world with a couple more times than 9x9 chunks loaded, then
maybe

didnt some guy build a computer with the processing power akin to a computer out of the 80's? it wasnt THAT much bigger than the contraption evilhomer posted...
User avatar #22 to #21 - animedudej (12/05/2015) [-]
might've been an 8 or 16bit computer
User avatar #12 to #10 - mrwalkerfour ONLINE (12/05/2015) [-]
its possible, but very improbable, itd take an extremely long time and be very pointless
User avatar #13 to #12 - alarubra ONLINE (12/05/2015) [-]
Minecraft computers have to be built in some odd ways to make sure the game loads all of the blocks involved. One that complicated would probably take up more space than the maximum of what the game loads. Not to mention the beast of a physical computer it'd take to run it.
#83 to #13 - thegamepixel ONLINE (12/06/2015) [-]
Just get Feed The Beast and use chunk loaders.
User avatar #136 to #83 - scbyrd (12/06/2015) [-]
The smallest tick limit of redstone would make it impossible.
#33 to #6 - ainise (12/05/2015) [-]
IT has taken someone 538 25-40+ minute episodes to get to the farlands(which they aren't there yet). That's 12.5 million blocks from the start. It took him 182 episodes to get 700,000 blocks, or about ~200 blocks a minute.

A modern day CPU has 1.9 billion transistors in it. That would take 6,597 years to create in minecraft.

Also, There's no way that I know of to make it go anywhere near as fast as a modern day CPU, with redstone contraptions flickering over a billion times a second.

Fundamentally, it's impossible. :/ Also SSD is completely impossible, as is Ram.

And then there's the problem with the limited space you're working with (81 chunks or 1.285 million blocks, with about only a third being usable due to space required).
User avatar #65 to #33 - zoobexplain (12/06/2015) [-]
Maximum clock speed you can have in Vanilla Minecraft as of last time I checked is 10 Hz. Not GHz, not MHz, not even KHz, 10 Hertz. No one will ever make anything anywhere near today's hardware out of redstone until computers run off of light.
User avatar #52 to #33 - fatminion ONLINE (12/06/2015) [-]
can't you programmatically place blocks? So, like, simply design the processor have it converted to x,y,z coordinates for each transistor or gate? (NAND gates have what, 3 transistors in them? So 1.3 billion / 3). And why is RAM/SSD impossible? You need a 1 flip-flop per bit and a memory-addressing matrix. Of course it's complex, but there might be ways of "cheating" - meaning perhaps we could pre-compile a whole bunch of logic to emulate a chip or even a whole computer and have it be in one block. The key would be to have a virtual machine run in minecraft where you can install and run windows and even minecraft on it. I think it's totally possible.
#107 to #33 - anon (12/06/2015) [-]
www.polygon.com/2014/8/22/6057331/guided-tour-of-the-1-kb-hard-drive-built-inside-minecraft

^Using HDD here is a misnomer. This is a "1 kilobit memory" Basically, It's the RAM and SSD.

And then this:
www.bbc.com/news/30743866

And this:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=yxAmphwLPDY
#42 to #33 - anon (12/06/2015) [-]
Mods.

That is all.
User avatar #101 to #6 - billiamclinton (12/06/2015) [-]
That's not possible in Minecraft, as the game itself can't handle the amount of resources needed to do this. Not only that, but you would need to create an OS in Minecraft as well as code the game.
#46 - lulzdealer ONLINE (12/06/2015) [-]
What if you built a computer in Minecraft and then proceeded to play Minecraft on it.
#99 to #46 - anon (12/06/2015) [-]
>#5
User avatar #90 to #46 - buddywuggle (12/06/2015) [-]
Then just keep doing it over and over. See how long you can go down the rabbit hole before God intervenes.
#18 - benadryl (12/05/2015) [-]
GIF
The video quality is just the same as in the actual video call on a phone.
User avatar #81 - patriotpenguin ONLINE (12/06/2015) [-]
****** iphone cameras
camera always looks blocky
#35 - jacues (12/06/2015) [-]
what the literal **** , how did he do this? is it a mod or something?
User avatar #43 to #35 - redflame (12/06/2015) [-]
He used a lot of armor stands and horses for this one.
User avatar #36 to #35 - binuclear (12/06/2015) [-]
Its thru the use of command boxes, wool, and a ******* PhD in Engineering.
User avatar #37 to #36 - themurrey (12/06/2015) [-]
Nah, it's a mod made by verizon.
User avatar #38 to #37 - binuclear (12/06/2015) [-]
You sure, becuase I'm seen people do similar stuff using those command blocks and some redstone.
User avatar #40 to #38 - themurrey (12/06/2015) [-]
>>#39
#41 to #40 - binuclear (12/06/2015) [-]
Bruv. Thats ******* sweet.
#15 - immposibru (12/05/2015) [-]
GIF
That's amazing..
#9 - psychadelicace (12/05/2015) [-]
Back the **** up
User avatar #23 to #9 - lunanunu (12/05/2015) [-]
my exact reaction....
#100 - marconde (12/06/2015) [-]
Last year I saw calculators with Redstone
Then A clock with the time of different timezones
And a Pacmac game with thousand of comand blocks
But this?
******* hell, what has Minecraft done
#82 - steelplatypus (12/06/2015) [-]
That's ******* impressive
User avatar #39 to #29 - themurrey (12/06/2015) [-]
You know you can embed youtube videos right Verizon Web Browser and Video Calling in Minecraft (w/ CaptainSparklez)
#44 - totallytito ONLINE (12/06/2015) [-]
The phone was not made in Minecraft. The circuitry of the phone was not done in it, contrary to popular belief.
They just made a phone-shaped set of blocks, and a specific set of blocks were designated as the "display" with code. Certain blocks are coded to be interacted with, while others are inactive. This helps make the interface; kindof like how a button on a window can be interacted with, but not the window itself.

The incoming video feed is an 8-bit video with 256 colors or less, and a program redistributes the 169x80 resolution video to a bunch of minecraft cubes as individual colors. In a way, it is almost like making a basic display driver for a monitor, but with higher-level compiled code for simplicity.

The reason it runs so slow is because the code is constantly retexturing the cubes in real time to a specific color. Loading and changing game resources is a pain in the ass for RAM to handle because it has to constantly write to it, especially since it is a series of NEW images being loaded, instead of a repetitive sequence that is already stored in the RAM.

It is much easier than you think,
and you don't need to completely build a phone inside minecraft for this to happen.
It's just a matter of coding patience. Possibly around 1,200 lines of code.
User avatar #124 to #44 - exotic (12/06/2015) [-]
thanks uncle tito
User avatar #88 to #44 - motherfuckingkenji (12/06/2015) [-]
If it uses wool, then there are 16 available colors.
#45 to #44 - minichris (12/06/2015) [-]
I can confirm, I am phone
#128 - sirdoofus (12/06/2015) [-]
To be fair this guy helped discover a glitch that could speedrun SMW in under 5 minutes, did this **** , and found a way to actually make use of Kinect. (so it can animate body movements and implement them into command blocks which would then position the arms.)

Dude's a ******* genius.
User avatar #123 - mrshrapnel (12/06/2015) [-]
Everytime i see someone make these things i like to think that Minecraft has taken another serialkiller out of the population.
#121 - lordsepulchure ONLINE (12/06/2015) [-]
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