Getting a date was never this easy.... . Woke up to rind a note on the windshield Reala? ATM LTE 63: 13 PM 41% - That' s sexy Rgi. , wok. Can I get 'ital ride G
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Getting a date was never this easy...

Woke up to rind a note on the windshield
Reala?
ATM LTE 63: 13 PM 41% -
That' s sexy Rgi. , wok. Can I
get 'ital ride G' it sometime‘?
Meghan. What' s yours?
Nice' to meet (s/ ort of?) you.
Meghan! David!
Nice to meet you too! So
do you We in "1?
I do! Do you as well?
Yup! So I' m free tomorrow.
Do you have plans?
...
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Submitted: 02/26/2014
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#207 - orrisicc (02/26/2014) [+] (57 replies)
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OP HERE.
LOL this got front page, directly stolen off 9gag yesterday
Absolute proof that 9gag is better then FJ.
#298 - orrisicc (02/26/2014) [+] (29 replies)
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9gag.com is superior but there are other alternatives
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But FJ is dying (we can't deny that) so pick one and move on. They're all better then FJ.
#278 - orrisicc (02/26/2014) [+] (11 replies)
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Can you please stop arguing with me, it's like my own 						*******					 thread.    
You argue with me, you get blocked, deleted, done.. it's no hope.   
Thumb down, deleted comment. Finished.
Can you please stop arguing with me, it's like my own ******* thread.
You argue with me, you get blocked, deleted, done.. it's no hope.
Thumb down, deleted comment. Finished.
#329 - orrisicc (02/26/2014) [+] (10 replies)
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Anyone who doesn't like my comments can **** off my content. It's simply the truth.
#280 - orrisicc (02/26/2014) [+] (4 replies)
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When FJ closes down because it's literally a failing ******** , we need to move on to better websites.
User avatar #1 - married (02/26/2014) [+] (14 replies)
20 bucks says shes a whore
#3 - pphuckingh (02/26/2014) [+] (8 replies)
I aint saying shes a gold digger but..
User avatar #4 - krajan (02/26/2014) [+] (7 replies)
>.> doesn't take a genius to realize its a v8 when it says hemi on the hood either shes gona shank you for it soon as she sees you or shes stupid or a gold digger
User avatar #82 - solbadguygg ONLINE (02/26/2014) [+] (2 replies)
I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD-DIGGER, BUT SHE AIN'T MESSIN' WITH NO BROKE. . .

individual
#112 - tanstin (02/26/2014) [+] (7 replies)
Turns out he's a big ass black dude who then jacks your car
#25 - itzsquiggle ONLINE (02/26/2014) [+] (1 reply)
"Meghan"
#134 - mastersaturday (02/26/2014) [+] (2 replies)
Horrible ******* idea. She's a shallow, gold-digging bitch.
User avatar #111 - kreekydoorS (02/26/2014) [-]
Her: Hey glad we could go on a real date
Him: Me too
Her: Actually before we begin the date can I ask you for a favor.
Him: Sure, what's up?
Her: Could I have tree fiddy?
Him: God damn you lockness monster.
#9 - theannoyingFJguy (02/26/2014) [+] (2 replies)
To be honest I'm ugly as 						****					 but I'm probably gonna have a good car, so I can't really complain about these bitches
Gold Digger Prank! To be honest I'm ugly as **** but I'm probably gonna have a good car, so I can't really complain about these bitches
#2 - sethbean (02/26/2014) [-]
You need at least a V8 to tow me, baby.
User avatar #5 - TwelveCharlie (02/26/2014) [+] (7 replies)
It says Hemi on the ******* hood, if she doesn't know it's a V-8 she's not right for you.
#33 - karson (02/26/2014) [+] (65 replies)
I hope she isn't a hoe, for your sake. Most girls I've seen who are actually impressed by a guys car and want to talk to him because of his car are sluts.

pic related, my HS senior project. wanna race? lol
User avatar #121 - dachief (02/26/2014) [+] (1 reply)
....now I ain't saying she a golddigger.....
#139 - lamarsmithgot (02/26/2014) [-]
Looks like the muggers are getting creative
User avatar #141 - mrawesomepotato (02/26/2014) [-]
**** her and **** off. She's a gold-digger.
#158 - thunderpony (02/26/2014) [+] (2 replies)
You dense ************ ! Totally a gold digging bitch. My reaction when
User avatar #56 - notguitaraddict (02/26/2014) [-]
Dude, if she's ready to date you just from seeing your car, chances are she's a ******* gold digger.
#74 - anonymous (02/26/2014) [+] (1 reply)
THE PEOPLE OF FUNNYJUNK DEMAND AN UPDATE ON THIS SITUATION.

DELIVER OP, OR BE LABLED AN ETERNAL FAGGOT.
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