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#3 - bakinboy (07/30/2014) [+] (2 replies)
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#35 - titaniums (07/30/2014) [+] (2 replies)
>lose job   
>can't afford food   
>lose weight   
10/10 lost 50 lbs already
>lose job
>can't afford food
>lose weight

10/10 lost 50 lbs already
#5 - anonexplains (07/30/2014) [+] (29 replies)
Okay Funnyjunk, fatanon here going to open up and ask for help/advice. Long story short, due to a lot of emotional **** that then evolved into habitual eating, I have become very fat. I do not exercise much (the best I do is try to walk around the neighborhood 1-2 times; maybe 4 times if I feel great), and eat unhealthy (texture issues, gag reflex, disliking tastes like the bitch I am, and finally, discouraged to do so in seeing that food be spat out and gone to waste because of me). I do really want to get better, but I have no idea where to start as well as a lack of both self-esteem/worth and willpower/drive, it feels impossible and I am most likely making myself worse.
So what I wish to ask is this:
1. What sort of exercise would you recommend? I know walking isn't going to do **** for most of my body and I'm not sure where a weakling should start.
2. How would you recommend a transition to healthy food with the issues I stated?
3. Is there a way to find/develop a drive?

User avatar #30 to #5 - joeyliquid (07/30/2014) [-]
1. Squats, bench press, leg press and machine shoulder-press. (Just go to the gym and ask for a workout schedule)
2. Don't buy the **** food in the first place, don't use diets where you just cut off eating. You'll get it back in no time, trust. Switch to eating healthier meals and eat 3-4 meals a day. **** takeaways and sweets and crisps and etc off. It's **** like that ***** you. By healthy, try eating potatoes, salads and chicken. It's my gym diet, with a bit of rice. Also if you hate the taste, trying putting some sauce on. Don't like ******* cover it in mayo or something, just enough for your pussy reflex to get over it.
3. Think you can have a chiseled handsome body in the end and **** bitches. Because let's be honest, since I started going gym, bitches pay attention. They don't give a **** about my personality, it's about looks and muscles. Cold truth hurts.
User avatar #52 - envinite ONLINE (07/30/2014) [+] (1 reply)
> Workout 3 times a week
> Eat ******* of questionable foods from street corner everyday
> Still not become fat and get some gains

Thank you based fast-metabolism.
#17 - heartlessrobot (07/30/2014) [-]
Which is why I take adderal in the morning so I don't get hungry or go to sleep instead of eating.
And I try to get a salad from Wendys if I go.
User avatar #37 - fyaq ONLINE (07/30/2014) [-]
I treat myself to froyo after a good workout.

its healthier.

except when I cover it in white fudge covered pretzels, gummi bears, and bobos.
#26 - anonexplains (07/30/2014) [+] (1 reply)

Not unlike my Harry Potter fanfic "Getting into Snape"
User avatar #54 to #26 - cards (07/30/2014) [-]
Sounds like a porno to me.
#66 - turkeyslapper ONLINE (07/31/2014) [-]
"Get out the whey"
"Get out the whey"
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User avatar #42 - vortexrain (07/30/2014) [+] (8 replies)
I'm trying to lose weight. I used to eat a **** ton of unhealthy food, but I'm getting better about what I eat. Question, is that Smokehouse Turkey thing from Arby's healthy? I don't mean with the sauce, cheese, and onion on it. I mean just the turkey and bread.
User avatar #38 - demandsgayversion ONLINE (07/30/2014) [+] (6 replies)
If you eat burgers and don't exercise, and don't get any fatter, then if you start exercising and eating burgers, won't you lose weight?
#14 - lovot (07/30/2014) [+] (3 replies)
I never really understood why treadmills are a thing.
#1 - kves (07/30/2014) [+] (4 replies)
>wants to burn calories
>dos cardio
>not compound movements
User avatar #4 to #1 - mutzaki (07/30/2014) [-]
You think anaerobic training will burn fat anywhere near at the same rate as aerobic exercises? That's not how it works.
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