Get your shit together Sally.. Here, enjoy some sucky OC.. idea, Sally-. She sold seashells by the seashore since shapely seashells stay scarce. Since she sells superior shells that searchers spend centuries searching for, seldom sel
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Get your shit together Sally.

Here, enjoy some sucky OC.

idea, Sally-
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Submitted: 12/10/2013
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User avatar #5 - acetrainer (12/10/2013) [+] (11 replies)
She sold seashells by the seashore since shapely seashells stay scarce. Since she sells superior shells that searchers spend centuries searching for, seldom selling simple shells, she still sustains solid savings.
#10 - anusraper ONLINE (12/11/2013) [+] (6 replies)
fucking her in the ass sounds like a pretty smart idea, if you know what i mean
#13 to #10 - lionti (12/11/2013) [-]
I hope you fall over and scrape your knee
#6 - Ruspanic (12/10/2013) [+] (5 replies)
The tonguetwister was actually based on a 19th-Century English paleontologist named Mary Anning, who had a business selling ancient fossils such as ammonites and pterosaur bones.
User avatar #9 - retrofresh (12/11/2013) [-]
Its redundant because the shells are abundant
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User avatar #1 - nightmareschild (12/10/2013) [+] (3 replies)
? Her name's sally? She has a name?
#35 - anonymous (12/11/2013) [-]
I think she should sell eggshells by the chicken coop and show her anus to the cocks.
User avatar #25 - nevrit (12/11/2013) [+] (1 reply)
So is bottled water, but a large portion of people with access to clean water from the tap still buy it anyways.
#48 - rfeliz (12/11/2013) [-]
Right?
Right?
#46 - thismustbeseen (12/11/2013) [-]
The price of seashells, whatever it may be, would increase the further away one got from the seashore.

Sally flunked economics.
User avatar #45 - ilovemyguns ONLINE (12/11/2013) [-]
Jokes on everyone else, people come to the beach for seashells. FUCK WHAT HAPPENED? Sally is superhuman and literally took all the seashells within a x mile radius of the seashore, and so people who came down just for seashells now much buy them from sally or not get any at all. Or drive a shitload.

I don't know man.
User avatar #44 - lemurlemur (12/11/2013) [-]
"pay money for things you can find on the ground!" seems legit
User avatar #42 - tiredofthis (12/11/2013) [-]
I discovered that there's a Seashell Shop right on the river in Savannah GA
User avatar #38 - hiyorin (12/11/2013) [-]
The real idiots are the people who bought her seashells.
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#28 - blacklightsun (12/11/2013) [+] (1 reply)
And then she started selling lube
#19 - mayoroftownsville (12/11/2013) [-]
>illegal to remove shells from the beach
>sally gets a license and starts selling them to tourists wanting a keepsake
>sally gets rich and fucks sexy manwhores all day and all night
#16 - deadmuerto (12/11/2013) [+] (1 reply)
when my underwear gets sandy...

it's because I aimed very well at her face

stupid sandy
User avatar #27 to #16 - ihatem (12/11/2013) [-]
But in Soviet Russia....
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