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#3
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magicsasquatch (09/04/2014) [-] Set oWMP = CreateObject("WMPlayer.ocx.7")
Set colCDROMs = oWMP.cdromCollection
wscript.sleep 600000
do
if colCDROMs.Count >= 1 then
For i = 0 to colCDROMS.Count - 1
colCDROMS.Item(i).eject
Next
For i = 0 to colCDROMs.count - 1
coolCDROMs.Item(i).Eject
Next
End If
wscript.sleep 120000
loop
you're welcome.
Set colCDROMs = oWMP.cdromCollection
wscript.sleep 600000
do
if colCDROMs.Count >= 1 then
For i = 0 to colCDROMS.Count - 1
colCDROMS.Item(i).eject
Next
For i = 0 to colCDROMs.count - 1
coolCDROMs.Item(i).Eject
Next
End If
wscript.sleep 120000
loop
you're welcome.
#8 to #3
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siegfriedchicken ONLINE (09/04/2014) [-] Correction :
Set oWMP = CreateObject("WMPlayer.ocx.7")
Set colCDROMs = oWMP.cdromCollection
wscript.sleep 600000
do
if colCDROMs.Count >= 1 then
For i = 0 to colCDROMS.Count - 1
colCDROMS.Item(i).eject
Next
For i = 0 to colCDROMs.count - 1
colCDROMs.Item(i).Eject
Next
End If
wscript.sleep 120000
loop
Set oWMP = CreateObject("WMPlayer.ocx.7")
Set colCDROMs = oWMP.cdromCollection
wscript.sleep 600000
do
if colCDROMs.Count >= 1 then
For i = 0 to colCDROMS.Count - 1
colCDROMS.Item(i).eject
Next
For i = 0 to colCDROMs.count - 1
colCDROMs.Item(i).Eject
Next
End If
wscript.sleep 120000
loop
#20 to #8
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magicsasquatch (09/04/2014) [-] **** i checked like 3 times and i still missed it. thanks for catching that
#16 to #15
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siegfriedchicken ONLINE (09/04/2014) [-]
"colCDROMs.Item(i).Eject" instead of "coolCDROMs.Item(i).Eject" at line 10
#7
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chords (09/04/2014) [-]
one of my favourites , do the same thing after you enter this one as the last one
Do
StrText=("What the **** did you just ******* say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the **** out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my ******* words. You think you can get away with saying that **** to me over the Internet? Think again, ****** . As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re ******* dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little **** . If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your ******* tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will **** fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re ******* dead, kiddo.")
set ObjVoice = CreateObject("SAPI.SpVoice")
ObjVoice.Speak StrText
Loop
Do
StrText=("What the **** did you just ******* say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the **** out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my ******* words. You think you can get away with saying that **** to me over the Internet? Think again, ****** . As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re ******* dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little **** . If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your ******* tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will **** fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re ******* dead, kiddo.")
set ObjVoice = CreateObject("SAPI.SpVoice")
ObjVoice.Speak StrText
Loop
#12 to #7
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konysugandanbitch ONLINE (09/04/2014) [-] I don't quite understand how to do it, would you mind explaining?
#21 to #14
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meltdownlol (09/04/2014) [-] type right at the start
@echo off
(REST OF CODE HERE)
that should work.
@echo off
(REST OF CODE HERE)
that should work.
#1
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karvarausku (09/04/2014) [-] Funny thing, I actually did this to my classmate when I was in school. He got furious left the school and didn't come back in month because we were messing up with his stuff and putting viruses on it...
#10 to #9
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karvarausku (09/04/2014) [-] Well he was whiny good for nothing brat who only came in school to complain how his life was hard that he had only 5 guitars, good computer set, own studio room and so on. So no not really.
#6 to #4
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ungluedflyer (09/04/2014) [-] Just restart the computer. That or kill it from task manager.
#2
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settlwlvs (09/04/2014) [-] Something easy to highlight and copy would be nice, but it's okay...
