Get it out of your sistem. . AT DINNER MY PARENTS WERE TALKIING ABOUT MY FUTURE WIFE AND LIKE TELLING ME STORIES THEY WERE GOING TO TELL HER AND I COULDNT STOP
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Get it out of your sistem

AT DINNER MY PARENTS WERE
TALKIING ABOUT MY FUTURE
WIFE AND LIKE TELLING ME
STORIES THEY WERE GOING TO
TELL HER AND I COULDNT STOP
LAUGHING AND THEY THOUGHT
THEY WERE SO FUNNY UBT I WAS
ACTUALLY LAUGHING because
gay as hell
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Submitted: 11/10/2013
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User avatar #5 - bitchesbanthymine (11/10/2013) [+] (17 replies)
I LIKE HOW IT'S ALL IN CAPITALS AT THE START BUT THEN WHEN IT GETS TO THE PUNCHLINE it changes back to normal.
#2 - oxYKellark (11/10/2013) [+] (3 replies)
#31 - unholyjebus (11/10/2013) [+] (16 replies)
Same thing happened to me but instead of me laughing because I was gay, I was laughing because I'm going to die alone.
Same thing happened to me but instead of me laughing because I was gay, I was laughing because I'm going to die alone.
#24 - lazaman (11/10/2013) [+] (27 replies)
Being a bear has its perks.   
Like everyone around you just assumes that you're straight.   
And when you hang out with the dudes, they all go like "AW MAN LOOKA DAT ASS BRO"   
And you can just sit there and think about homosexual debauchery while they oggle her buns.    
 (bear: a large, manly, not gay looking, gay man)
Being a bear has its perks.
Like everyone around you just assumes that you're straight.
And when you hang out with the dudes, they all go like "AW MAN LOOKA DAT ASS BRO"
And you can just sit there and think about homosexual debauchery while they oggle her buns.
(bear: a large, manly, not gay looking, gay man)
User avatar #6 - nuclearcomedy (11/10/2013) [-]
My parents do the same thing, except they imagine me to just never marry instead, "You gonna marry your PC?"
#110 - caplocker (11/11/2013) [+] (9 replies)
I just made the worse mistake of my life. I was trying to find the gif where the asian dude is saying gaaheey! so I googled "gay gif" 						****					.... 						****					.... eh... 						****					... I support gay rights, but the 						****					 I seen... the .... 						****					.
I just made the worse mistake of my life. I was trying to find the gif where the asian dude is saying gaaheey! so I googled "gay gif" **** .... **** .... eh... **** ... I support gay rights, but the **** I seen... the .... **** .
User avatar #4 - fjaggot (11/10/2013) [-]
"He's been putting his dick into a straight man"
#22 - sucoiri (11/10/2013) [-]
A guy on tumblr? That's all the coming out he needs to do...
User avatar #16 - alfjnn (11/10/2013) [-]
According to my grandparents it's alright that I'm ultra gay; so long as I bring home a "Good Greek Boy"
#83 - wiredguy (11/11/2013) [-]
I came out 5 years ago, and my parents still ******* do this.

It's... Weird, and frankly a little upsetting. Makes me feel like they're kinda denying it.
#95 - baitdoesnttalkback (11/11/2013) [+] (3 replies)
gay people are no nonsense. They fight with determination and have certain qualities inherent in only gay hearts. The truth of their words mark a quest for glory and never distracted by the minds of evil. A gay tear can whistle
#108 to #99 - yologdog (11/11/2013) [-]
ARE YOU SAYING I'M TOO BIG OF A PUSSY TO TAKE A DICK!?

I CAN TAKE EIGHT TIMES THE DICKS YOU CAN TAKE! I JUST CHOOSE NOT TO BECAUSE I'M TOO MANLY TO BE THE RECEIVER. EVERY GIRLFRIEND I'VE EVER HAD OR WILL HAVE, PENIS OR NO, IS MY BITCH. NOT THE OTHER WAY AROUND.
#34 - helenwheels (11/10/2013) [+] (5 replies)
Then they'll tell the storys to your boyfriend.
Why is it odd?
#9 - turtlespear (11/10/2013) [+] (4 replies)
oh, good. According to the christians, when you die you'll be gay IN hell, so you can be gay as hell in hell, which means you're a representation of the homosexual quotient of a fictional place also existing inside that fictional place causing a causal loop which will result either in all the lava being replaced by merlot, or alternatively the devil actually actively trying to harm the innocent and acting evil instead of harming the guilty and acting good.

I gotta stop commenting while high.
#134 - marlboroto **User deleted account** (11/11/2013) [-]
< "gay as hell"
yup, hell is pretty gay
User avatar #11 - nightmarecorpse (11/10/2013) [+] (3 replies)
Holy **** . That all caps no punctuation typing really pisses me off and I don't know why.
User avatar #14 to #11 - supername (11/10/2013) [-]
Do you really not know why? Are you 100% sure that you don't know why?
#97 - noutinus (11/11/2013) [+] (2 replies)
User avatar #115 to #97 - scoobi (11/11/2013) [-]
What, is satan going to execute fj now?
#79 - penileburglar (11/11/2013) [+] (6 replies)
THESE SEEM RELEVANT
THESE SEEM RELEVANT
User avatar #45 - bloxicity (11/11/2013) [+] (1 reply)
>Implying hell is gay.
#3 - thewowpimp (11/10/2013) [-]
Cistem not sistem

Nice word play effort however, very clever.
User avatar #155 - mrgoodlove (11/11/2013) [-]
Time flies when you're a faggot.
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