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get hyped - special accounts and stuff

- Messages all the people I could who donated moneyz and offered to give them special accounts and gave them out to those who replied.
- Special accounts have no ads, adsblock message, get special hats.

- Made those who use adblock get no hat in comments ;(
- Made adblock pop-up appear once every two days. Is that too much? All you gotta do is spend 1 second clicking the X, I mean geezus man.

- Finally in a position to do channel filters, user content blocks and allow users to pick what thumbs they want to display on the site and other BS

- Started a snapchat and added FJers who donated or contributed **** . I send them dick pics daily.
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Submitted: 12/18/2015
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#12 - mrpotatofudge (12/18/2015) [-]
ITS HAPPENING!

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#112 to #12 - svity (12/18/2015) [-]
addy cant see this pic
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User avatar #24 to #12 - admin [OP](12/18/2015) [-]
only for my dick pics bro
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#30 to #24 - admin [OP](12/18/2015) [-]
I reached 9 inches in this one
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#41 to #30 - optimussum (12/18/2015) [-]
not as big as my gf's
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User avatar #66 to #41 - admin [OP](12/18/2015) [-]
god damn it's huge
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#143 to #66 - hpcghia (12/18/2015) [-]
Check out my sister's
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User avatar #167 to #143 - admin [OP](12/18/2015) [-]
holy **** it's half black
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#289 to #167 - thefikiboklife (12/18/2015) [-]
it's a beast
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User avatar #145 to #143 - zaxzwim ONLINE (12/18/2015) [-]
bro i'm not sure even admin has an antimatter account
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#350 to #283 - anon (12/18/2015) [-]
glorious graphene master race
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#65 to #41 - sonicsyndicate (12/18/2015) [-]
i have a need
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User avatar #33 to #30 - sethybob (12/18/2015) [-]
So veiny...
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User avatar #40 to #30 - mrpotatofudge (12/18/2015) [-]
the left one is larger

why is that?
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User avatar #229 to #24 - kageshi (12/18/2015) [-]
>Made those who use adblock get no hat in comments ;(
>admin has no hat

kek
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User avatar #269 to #24 - thunderchild (12/18/2015) [-]
I eoukd legit donate 5$ to see that
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User avatar #138 to #24 - protomanrulezz (12/18/2015) [-]
addy how can I donate?
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User avatar #244 to #138 - dreadnaor (12/18/2015) [-]
It's the red button on the left of your screen called Keep FJ Alive/Donate .
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User avatar #296 to #244 - protomanrulezz (12/18/2015) [-]
I cant see it
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User avatar #302 to #296 - dreadnaor (12/18/2015) [-]
If you are on the mobile site , open the left side menu by pressing the small white arrow on a black square(somewhere on the top left side). It should be there if you are logged in.
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User avatar #303 to #302 - protomanrulezz (12/18/2015) [-]
thanks
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#270 to #24 - getrektsone ONLINE (12/18/2015) [-]
is my love not enough for the adblock message to be removed?
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#224 to #24 - tattoovendetta (12/18/2015) [-]
**tattoovendetta used "*roll picture*"**
**tattoovendetta rolled image**Wait a one deep fried, black baby jesus second! Admin has no hat, that dirty jew uses adblock!
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User avatar #177 to #24 - moonmeander (12/18/2015) [-]
Admin if we could pay through something like paypal instead of patreon (because I would much rather only do single donations when I can instead of automatic monthly), I would be much more relaxed with donating. I just pledged $5 but chances are that I will have to cancel that sometime.
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User avatar #216 to #177 - satansferret (12/18/2015) [-]
get a card in one of your pets names.
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#386 to #216 - BloodyTurds (12/19/2015) [-]
Works for me
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User avatar #278 to #24 - ajrdts (12/18/2015) [-]
"Made those who use adblock get no hat in comments ;( "

but admin you have no hat, does that mean you use adblock on your own site?

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#369 to #24 - wadethegreat (12/19/2015) [-]
admin, how do I donate to that thingy? I have adblock and I wanna do it :3
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#349 to #24 - notaking (12/18/2015) [-]
Yo admin, I have ad blocker but I don't use it on your site. WTF BRO?
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User avatar #342 to #24 - mariox (12/18/2015) [-]
How come you're comment doesn't have a hat?
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#95 - sunsetkid (12/18/2015) [-]
so now funnyjunk is pay to win?

gg everyone
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#121 to #95 - djmaryhikineet (12/18/2015) [-]
YOU THINK THIS IS A GAME, THERE IS NO WINNING IN THE GAME OF FUNNYJUNK, ONLY SURVIVAL OF CONTENT CREATORS/COMMENTERS/REPOSTERS
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#282 to #95 - anon (12/18/2015) [-]
Goes from:
No ads for logged in users (we never even asked for this)
to
If you donate or avoid using adblock, I'll suck your D

how is your bipolar doing admin?
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#247 to #95 - schnitzelwagen (12/18/2015) [-]
Like djmaryhikineet said, there is no winning. We all lost the moment we lay eyes on this acursed website.
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#52 - evilkingganon (12/18/2015) [-]
**evilkingganon used "*roll picture*"**
**evilkingganon rolled image** our benevolent leader at work
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#113 - asotil (12/18/2015) [-]
So either turn off Adblock and get redirected from FJ regularly, or lose out on a hat that doesn't appear if I use a picture anyway

Pssht.....Nothing personnel.....admin
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User avatar #275 to #113 - wizardspoon (12/18/2015) [-]
There are no redirect ads any more. Literally two banners at the top of the screen.
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User avatar #346 to #275 - lulusaurus (12/18/2015) [-]
redirect ads on mobile still.
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User avatar #300 to #275 - iexs (12/18/2015) [-]
Loud banners, and flashy banners.
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#99 - balanced (12/18/2015) [-]
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User avatar #107 to #99 - tsagu ONLINE (12/18/2015) [-]
well that didn't take long
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User avatar #190 to #99 - ratytang ONLINE (12/18/2015) [-]
perfect gif who ever made this deserves a head job
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User avatar #168 - buckoman (12/18/2015) [-]
Hey admin, buddy, I removed adblock. The first thing I saw was a redirect page to a malware downloader posing as a browser security checker.

I don't even care about hats if these are the ads you're gonna run.
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#205 to #168 - Kingsly (12/18/2015) [-]
admin ignores whenever people say they get redirects.
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User avatar #207 to #205 - buckoman (12/18/2015) [-]
I don't doubt it.

I don't know why though.Like seriously, big red page, fake load bar, "Browser security check."

Noooope.

He also told me to **** off about an account vulnerability when using Waterfox. I don't get it. I have to keep ad-block on otherwise I'll get infected.

I don't care that he has to make money. I care that he's putting malicious ad networks on the site.
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#209 to #207 - Kingsly (12/18/2015) [-]
Yeah, I turned off ad block for one page and got redirected to that same page.

I think he runs super sketchy ads because everyone blocks them and he'll get the most money out of them, but if he could get less sketchy ads more people would disable ad block.
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#356 to #209 - anon (12/18/2015) [-]
> I think he runs super sketchy ads because everyone blocks them
No, it's because the site is blocked from the better ad providers (like Google Adsense) since admin does such a ****** job. So his only option is to run terrible ads on the site.

Admin is bipolar as **** - one day he'll be happy and advertising new features, and then the next day he'll spam on the suggestions/bug board that he doesn't give a **** about anything and doesn't want people's filthy money. It sounds almost too ridiculous to believe, but that's Admin.
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User avatar #246 to #168 - basedsource ONLINE (12/18/2015) [-]
I have never seen any ads like this before on FJ, I think they might be regional. Also admin doesn't have much selection for the ads that run as id assume he just uses a basic ad service that just throws ads onto any website that asks for them. I doubt any company would want to reach out and put their ads on FJ due to the kind of content on here.
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#161 - mewtastic (12/18/2015) [-]
I'm placing trust in you addy.
One ******* sound ad Or "you have a virus! scan now!" popup ad and adblock goes back on, even if my hat is gone.
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#212 to #161 - thrifty (12/18/2015) [-]
All ok so far. They're just like oldschool banner ads without even mouseovers or animations.

I middle-mouse click them in case that counts for revenue, opens link in a new tab for anyone wondering.

webm unrelated.
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User avatar #156 - kaelthor (12/18/2015) [-]
Turned off adblock
Still got a pop up ad
Turned adblock back on
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User avatar #64 - bodox (12/18/2015) [-]
Cool
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User avatar #72 to #64 - bodox (12/18/2015) [-]
And sell text color changes if you want all of the moniez
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User avatar #162 - thisxshitxisxhard (12/18/2015) [-]
do i got a hat?
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User avatar #306 to #162 - gypsydude (12/18/2015) [-]
But for only 4 easy payments of 35.99 i can get you a SPECIAL hat
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User avatar #372 to #306 - hasinvadedyou ONLINE (12/19/2015) [-]
i heard you can buy mystery boxes and keys for a .01% chance at getting a special second hat.
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User avatar #163 to #162 - thisxshitxisxhard (12/18/2015) [-]
i does
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User avatar #152 - tsumino (12/18/2015) [-]
Like I said before. I'll support the site as soon as I can support myself.
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User avatar #383 to #152 - ivehadworse (12/19/2015) [-]
This.
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#82 - djmaryhikineet (12/18/2015) [-]
addy i removed adblock when you asked, though it was only on b/c i was to lazy and saw no need to turn it off since youtubes ads are ******** . will you hug me with a hat? or something idc what, JUST VALIDATE MY CHOOSES
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User avatar #182 to #82 - zaxzwim ONLINE (12/18/2015) [-]
you can disable it for just FJ
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User avatar #320 to #182 - djmaryhikineet (12/18/2015) [-]
oh i did i just never got around to it before the message
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User avatar #84 to #82 - tobistrigoivii (12/18/2015) [-]
For the love of god sauce on this pic
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User avatar #86 to #82 - admin [OP](12/18/2015) [-]
only if you're a hot cat slut
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#94 to #86 - djmaryhikineet (12/18/2015) [-]
does this fit your fancy
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#68 - bluemagebrilly ONLINE (12/18/2015) [-]
Sorry, I don't have income, and the ads are too noisy or invasive 70% of the time. Not much you can do about that, I think, so I'll keep adblock on and deal with not having a hat.

It was never blue when I wanted it to be anyways.
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#284 to #68 - denniswilles (12/18/2015) [-]
There you go, buddy.
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User avatar #5 - theiceknight (12/18/2015) [-]
admin just want to let you know that theres this weird bug going around thats turning green thumbs into red thumbs but it still shows you have green thumbs in the log. just thought i would let you know. heres evidence /channel/fucking-starwars/Good+fucking+lord/hMpfLuZ/4#4
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User avatar #13 to #5 - admin [OP](12/18/2015) [-]
when did this happen
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User avatar #15 to #13 - theiceknight (12/18/2015) [-]
happened around 11 hours ago
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User avatar #16 to #15 - admin [OP](12/18/2015) [-]
it started then? ever saw it happen befor?
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User avatar #19 to #16 - theiceknight (12/18/2015) [-]
first time seeing it. felt you should be told about it incase more case's pop up
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User avatar #25 to #19 - admin [OP](12/18/2015) [-]
i am so confuse there
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User avatar #147 to #25 - tsumino (12/18/2015) [-]
well that's a good sign
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User avatar #2 - twi ONLINE (12/18/2015) [-]
I never used adblock, even when the ads would open a new tab or rape my ears
Love me
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User avatar #7 to #2 - admin [OP](12/18/2015) [-]
seems legit, u has a hat
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User avatar #9 to #7 - twi ONLINE (12/18/2015) [-]
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User avatar #126 to #9 - fluttergrey (12/18/2015) [-]
Aren't you stuck on a phone?
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User avatar #127 to #126 - twi ONLINE (12/18/2015) [-]
Cheap tablet now, but adblock works
I just don't run it on this site
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#73 to #9 - djmaryhikineet (12/18/2015) [-]
he ok with you now
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User avatar #364 - elektinoir ONLINE (12/18/2015) [-]
I seriously want to turn adblock of admin, but i have had my antivirus detact viruses from the ads at 3 occasions. I like this site, but I dont want my computer to get aids
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#252 - pulseythekid ONLINE (12/18/2015) [-]
**pulseythekid used "*roll picture*"**
**pulseythekid rolled image** Nice.
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User avatar #233 - gohex (12/18/2015) [-]
h-....how do I donate.

gimme dem sick korean snaps addy
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#204 - sweetellie (12/18/2015) [-]
Channel filterrrrssss **** yesssss
No more animemanga, monstergirls or any of that weeb **** , thank youuuuuuu
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