Get back on the saddle
So I' noticed that with the holidays behind
us a bunch of friends are newly single and sad
or anxious about the prospect of getting back
into the dating world. So this comp is a little
message that it could always be worse.
Hope you enjoy.
Honey Bee
When a queen bee survives to maturity it
picks a dozen or so mates out of the
thousands in the hive. Once these lucky
buggers lay pipe their genitals explode and
get ripped off inside the new queen.
So romantic.
Flaw/ arms
Flat Worms
Flat worms are _ rodicus, having both
male and female genitalia. After taking a
prospective mate out_ for a cift.. f. lfyy and
maybe some smo. o. jazz. It.' s. tin's. t? get down
an when they whip out their junk it' s only
then that the realize they have sharp needles
the one who ends u stab my the other and
inseminated them arcing them to endure
mothercat .
Giraffes
The male Giraffe head butts the females butt to make her pee
in his mouth. He swishes it around a bit, maybe gargles a see,
and sorts out if she is ready to get down by the taste.
Clown fish
In the clown fish group hierarchy if a female dies one of the beta
weak willed males will change sexes to breed as a female. Gives
a whole new meaning to handing in your man card.
Also if finding Memo had been accurate llamo’ s dad would have been a
tranny after the little accident at the beginning.
I 5 sur,
Bed Bugs
Bed Bugs don' t even bother with the romancing, love letters,
massages, little nibbles on the neck or whispering sweat
nothings. Nope, the male just straight impales his date with
his member.
Banana Slug
The banana Slug apparently are the John Holmes of the animal
kingdom and its massive member is important because if the
banana slug picks a mate who is too petite his junk will get stuck
and his date will immediately chew it off.
So yeah... Hope this helps you realize we aint got it quite as bad
as people in the whole dating arena.
Good luck and remember .
us a bunch of friends are newly single and sad
or anxious about the prospect of getting back
into the dating world. So this comp is a little
message that it could always be worse.
Hope you enjoy.
Honey Bee
When a queen bee survives to maturity it
picks a dozen or so mates out of the
thousands in the hive. Once these lucky
buggers lay pipe their genitals explode and
get ripped off inside the new queen.
So romantic.
Flaw/ arms
Flat Worms
Flat worms are _ rodicus, having both
male and female genitalia. After taking a
prospective mate out_ for a cift.. f. lfyy and
maybe some smo. o. jazz. It.' s. tin's. t? get down
an when they whip out their junk it' s only
then that the realize they have sharp needles
the one who ends u stab my the other and
inseminated them arcing them to endure
mothercat .
Giraffes
The male Giraffe head butts the females butt to make her pee
in his mouth. He swishes it around a bit, maybe gargles a see,
and sorts out if she is ready to get down by the taste.
Clown fish
In the clown fish group hierarchy if a female dies one of the beta
weak willed males will change sexes to breed as a female. Gives
a whole new meaning to handing in your man card.
Also if finding Memo had been accurate llamo’ s dad would have been a
tranny after the little accident at the beginning.
I 5 sur,
Bed Bugs
Bed Bugs don' t even bother with the romancing, love letters,
massages, little nibbles on the neck or whispering sweat
nothings. Nope, the male just straight impales his date with
his member.
Banana Slug
The banana Slug apparently are the John Holmes of the animal
kingdom and its massive member is important because if the
banana slug picks a mate who is too petite his junk will get stuck
and his date will immediately chew it off.
So yeah... Hope this helps you realize we aint got it quite as bad
as people in the whole dating arena.
Good luck and remember .
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