Get a pair. Nee. Jag: LN/ hat the hell are ihome?" goggles, Nauru: ltteers when I cook. Jay: "I was gonna suggest the. sanne thing.
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Jag: LN/ hat the hell are ihome?"
goggles, Nauru: ltteers when I cook.
Jay: "I was gonna suggest the. sanne thing.
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#5 - grogovic (08/30/2014) [+] (5 replies)
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#8 - kez (08/30/2014) [+] (12 replies)
Cutting onions for dinner
The most painful ******* onions i have ever encountered.
Breathing heavily trick didnt make a dent in the toxic vapour burning my eyes
Need eye protection
No goggles, no glasses, look around
Wrap cling film (Saren wrap in america?) around the top half of my head and nose covering my eyes.
Think i'm a genius and cut my onions
User avatar #15 - meganinja (08/31/2014) [+] (5 replies)
Chopped onions don't make me cry. In fact, I like the smell.

I guess I'm weird though.
#35 to #15 - xxxsonic fanxxx (08/31/2014) [-]
Yes they do. Shut the **** up. Stop being such a tryhard.
#13 - IamPinhead (08/31/2014) [-]
I wear chem goggles when I cook. Gotta stay focused on the cook.
#6 - xxxsonic fanxxx (08/30/2014) [+] (5 replies)
>using technology
******* PUSSY GET A MINIMUM WAGE JOB LIKE A REAL MAN
#41 - sideism ONLINE (08/31/2014) [-]
#43 - nibblebrsingr (08/31/2014) [-]
Ha reminds me of the time a buddy and i cut onions.
we were catering for a wedding, 2 kilos of onions each.
I was literally wearing a gas mask by the end and he had motorbike goggles and a paint mask.

Owning a gas mask is fun.

picture unrelated
#48 - spanishninja (08/31/2014) [-]
Dat punchline in the title
User avatar #47 - vgmddg (08/31/2014) [+] (1 reply)
[Onion Myths] Sciencexplain, can you determine the validity of the tricks in any of these comments?
User avatar #49 to #47 - sciencexplain (08/31/2014) [-]
Hmm... The only tricks I have tried that worked are wearing goggles, chewing gum and cutting under water. (Though that ruins the onion quality.) I never cried though. The only time I seemed to cry was when I cut the root of the onion, so try avoiding it.
#46 - satoshimiwa (08/31/2014) [-]
And here was I chewing on a stick of Wrigley's like a pleb.
User avatar #38 - helion (08/31/2014) [-]
wanna hear a secret?
onion doesnt directly make your eyes water, it goes up through your nose and effects the eyes from there
so this is stupid
#45 - xxxsonic fanxxx (08/31/2014) [-]
NB NB NB NB NB NB NB NB   
I have a trick for you, yes yes you can all thank me later.    
Fill your mouth with water while you cut the onion, dont believe me? Try it out right this instance. GO 						*******					 CUT AN ONION RIGHT THIS MOMENT!   
You're welcome.
NB NB NB NB NB NB NB NB
I have a trick for you, yes yes you can all thank me later.
Fill your mouth with water while you cut the onion, dont believe me? Try it out right this instance. GO ******* CUT AN ONION RIGHT THIS MOMENT!
You're welcome.
#39 - turdsammich (08/31/2014) [-]
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User avatar #37 - payseht ONLINE (08/31/2014) [-]
an onion cut itself and it started crying
User avatar #30 - tigronn (08/31/2014) [-]
take the dullest knife that can cut onions, the sharper it is the more onion-tuff goes into your eyes
User avatar #27 - icoherent (08/31/2014) [-]
Bubblegum works even better.
#17 - kingpongthedon (08/31/2014) [-]
Helpful hint: keeping your onions in the refrigerator will keep your eyes from watering as much.
User avatar #16 - superanonymouspers (08/31/2014) [+] (1 reply)
I used to work at a subway and one of my jobs was cutting the onions. I asked my boss one day if wearing goggles would keep me from crying he told me it wasn't worth the time.

I run over to the doller store next door, buy a cheap pair of goggles, run back, slap that **** on my face and start cutting. no tears ************ . I looked ridiculous, but not a tear was shed for the rest of my days there.
#3 - feffog (08/30/2014) [+] (2 replies)
fun fact onions wont make you cry if you bite a card shaped piece of paper, making it stick out of your face, it acts as a shield or whatever i dunno the science i just took a cooking class
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