Get a girlfriend they said.... Get a girlfriend they said... It will be fun they said.. girlfriend they said... It will be fun they said. m Mitt!. Well i dunno, to me that does seem fun when you just go along with it. girlfriend fun
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#7 - andovaredoras
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(03/28/2014) [-]
Well i dunno, to me that does seem fun when you just go along with it.
#2 - whatugawkinat
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(03/28/2014) [-]
Women will do anything to get a laugh of of their men: Wearing a bra, makeup, skirt, holding their purse, braiding our hair, ******* our ass and calling us Sally.
I can proudly say I've had 5/6 of those done to me by my Fiance'...I'll never tell you which one I haven't had done.
User avatar #12 to #2 - imofcnotharveydent
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(03/28/2014) [-]
****, I though I was the only one... only makeup so far, tho the she tried with the purse and bra... lol bra means good in norweigan (pronounced without the unwritten h)
User avatar #3 to #2 - saddened
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(03/28/2014) [-]
How dare you not hold her purse for her, Sally
User avatar #4 to #3 - whatugawkinat
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(03/28/2014) [-]
I won't hold her purse, but I will bite her pillow.
#1 - bondofsnow
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(03/28/2014) [-]
Get a girlfriend and you start turning into Shrek. I fail to see the problem.
#33 to #1 - nibbero
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(03/29/2014) [-]
It all makes sense now...
User avatar #23 to #1 - lilpuffsixthirteen
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(03/28/2014) [-]
Shrek is love, Shrek is life.
#38 to #23 - elden
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(03/29/2014) [-]
It is ogre now.
#22 - nefarian
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(03/28/2014) [-]
Looks like a relationship most people want
#21 - arcticastronaut
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(03/28/2014) [-]
At least he has a girlfriend...
User avatar #15 - sabdoor
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(03/28/2014) [-]
No one gonna do a "at least he got a facial" joke? No one? No? Alright then, but you've disappointed me FJ.
User avatar #16 - zoidz
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(03/28/2014) [-]
That mask gel, pasta thing actually feels pretty damn good. It's all coldish and has a faint smell of mint, has that cool dried effect and you keep moving your face to feel it all get crunched and after you wash it off (the annoying part as it can sometimes get too dried and you have to 'force' wash it off) your face feels smooth as baby ass.
#34 - nsfwanon
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(03/29/2014) [-]
Those are the eyes of a defeated man. But to be fair, facepacks are the shiznit. They're so wickedly weird when you're peeling them off, it's sorta like PVA on your fingers.
#35 to #34 - atma
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(03/29/2014) [-]
In elementary school  and certainly not anytime since, especially not yesterday,  I used to squirt Elmer's glue all over my hands, wait for it to dry and then pick it off... it was orgasmic.   
Is it like that?
In elementary school and certainly not anytime since, especially not yesterday, I used to squirt Elmer's glue all over my hands, wait for it to dry and then pick it off... it was orgasmic.
Is it like that?
#36 to #35 - nsfwanon
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(03/29/2014) [-]
Kinda, yeah. One of the best feelings ever haha
#37 to #36 - atma
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(03/29/2014) [-]
oh lord yes
#32 - alphadolan
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(03/29/2014) [-]
Free me from this succubus
User avatar #10 - rotiart
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(03/28/2014) [-]
1 Year ago I was the kind of guy who would laugh at these kind of jokes.. Now I long for some female attention.
#11 to #10 - hondasupermoto
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(03/28/2014) [-]
I feel ya Bro
#41 to #11 - rotiart
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(03/29/2014) [-]
Here is the worlds most smallest violin to backup my story with some sad music