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#11 - anonymous (10/06/2013) [-]
Alright, let's shatter some illusions:
Jesus - Claimed to be immortal, told everyone to believe his teaching or burn in hell for all eternity, totally died anyway and somehow people still believe him.
Gandhi - Encouraged everyone to be peaceful and love everyone, absolutely hated black people and had a fetish for little girls
Lincoln - Started a war for self-serving purposes that lead to generations of racism and violence
Kennedys - Made most of their money illegally, spent more time ******* than trying to change the world, also one of them totally killed someone
Malcolm X - Blatantly racist
MLK - Totally had dealings with inner city gangs
John Lennon - Broke up the most famous band in the world because of his massive ego, cheated on his first wife, beat the **** out of his second, neglected his children, was a colossal douche
George Carlin - In his later years became an unfunny, conspiracy theorist freak
#82 to #11 - brenton (10/06/2013) [-]
-All of America's faces when you insult Lincoln. How the **** did his ending slavery create more racism than was already present in the institution of slavery itself?
-Half of America's faces when you bash Jesus for wanting people to be nice to each other.
#80 to #11 - anonymous (10/06/2013) [-]
WOW

Such Atheism. Very neckbeard.
User avatar #71 to #11 - tittylovin (10/06/2013) [-]
Shhhh anon this isn't the place for your unpopular correct opinions that are actually right
User avatar #69 to #11 - AlexAndTheBeatles (10/06/2013) [-]
As a Beatles fan who likes to read up on the history of the Beatles and their post-Beatle lives John Lennon did have a big ego and so did Paul McCartney, they were both extroverts hence why they did not get on sometimes. He did not split up The Beatles they all wanted different things for example Paul wanted to tour again, George got it touch with his spiritual side etc. it was a range of things that split them apart. Yeah he cheated on his wife, tons of people have. I have never heard anything about him beating up Yoko and lastly he did try to create ties with Julian Lennon and his family back in England before his death.
#59 to #11 - witislimited (10/06/2013) [-]
You're either trolling, or too stupid to insult.
You're either trolling, or too stupid to insult.
User avatar #56 to #11 - jukuku (10/06/2013) [-]
Straw man
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Wow, such consistency!
#50 to #11 - trolololing (10/06/2013) [-]
Jesus - If you can find me a passage which says, in exact words, not through '>implying', 'I, Jesus, am immortal' i'll believe you. He may or may not have been the son of God, you fedora donned faggot probably will claim that God doesn't exist, with your superior intellect and euphoria, but whatever.
Gandhi - Dafuq? And he had a vow of celibacy, so I don't give a ******** what he had a fetish for
Lincoln - So you're saying that if Lincoln weren't president then violence and racism just wouldn't ******* exist?
Kennedys - I don't know too much on this subject but 'one of them totally killed someone' are you a ******* 12 year old girl or something? "So, did you hear about Jackie? OMG, how have you not heard yet? She TOTES killed a guy."
Malcolm X - I just googled this **** : htt p://answers.ya You need to login to view this link m/ques tion/index?qid=20110308184317AAFkT1L
MLK - o rly. I won't question the legitimacy of this statement whatsoever.
John Lennon - Ok, on googling a few bits of this, it appears you're right, congrats
George Carlin - So...this means the old stuff he did was **** ?
inb4 'lol u got trolled' You appeared to actually know a few things i.e. John Lennon being a dick as it turns out. So you can't just claim you were joking the whole time.
#46 to #11 - erpetrich (10/06/2013) [-]
Congratulations, you win first prize!
Congratulations, you win first prize!
#44 to #11 - anonymous (10/06/2013) [-]
dude don't **** with george carlin
#42 to #11 - Bloodgartham (10/06/2013) [-]
You must be one of those smart guys, huh?
You must be one of those smart guys, huh?
User avatar #33 to #11 - konradkurze (10/06/2013) [-]
right sheep
carlins a conspiracy theorist because he said bad truths your brain couldnt handle
#18 to #11 - rakaka (10/06/2013) [-]
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User avatar #14 to #11 - heartlessrobot (10/06/2013) [-]
Jesus- I really don't give a **** whether or not he was real
Gandhi- Didn't actually hate black people, slept next to little girls to test himself but never touched one.
Lincoln- Kept together the Union, that isn't self serving, asshole
Kennedys- Were all shot because they were working on taking down illegal organizations
Malcom X- Ok yeah, you got me there. ****** wanted everyone that wasn't black all gathered up and shot. But then he changed his ways and got shot
MLK- His "dealings" were him preaching to the gangs to abandon their violent ways
John Lennon- He didn't break up the band, they were still together when he was shot
User avatar #57 to #14 - anonymouzx (10/06/2013) [-]
What about the other parts about John Lennon?
User avatar #62 to #57 - heartlessrobot (10/06/2013) [-]
I've never heard of any of it.
User avatar #63 to #62 - anonymouzx (10/06/2013) [-]
Me neither. I'll google it I guess.
User avatar #55 to #14 - lorddarkskull (10/06/2013) [-]
Jesus of Nazareth was a real person, the debate is over whether he was Christ the Messiah.
#37 to #14 - poppingpins (10/06/2013) [-]
I'm not saying that anon isn't a fag, but John Lennon was shot in 1980 and the Beatles broke up in 1970
I'm not saying that anon isn't a fag, but John Lennon was shot in 1980 and the Beatles broke up in 1970
#93 to #39 - luquaz (10/06/2013) [-]
this is why citations are good

but the people of fj are retarded so most of us don't care for sources and facts
User avatar #22 to #14 - awesomanium (10/06/2013) [-]
Also, it was hardly "little girls".
Weren't they mature teenagers, so there would be a sexual attraction for any normal, non-peadophile?
#13 to #11 - anonymous (10/06/2013) [-]
Are you feeling "euphoric" yet?
User avatar #12 to #11 - Ruspanic (10/06/2013) [-]
Holding the Union together was "self-serving"?
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