George Carlin. . We you ever stop to think about eh the people we ere They' re alweys the people who tilf us to the together in harmony and try to faye one anot George Carlin We you ever stop to think about eh the people we ere They' re alweys who tilf us together in harmony and try faye one anot
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We you ever stop to think about eh the people
we ere They' re alweys the people who tilf us
to the together in harmony and try to faye
one another;
Jesus, Gandhi, Herein, We Kennedy,
Bebby Kennedy, Hedger Esters, " 'is iii
Malcolm X, Martin miter King, ' '
John Lennon, They all said; .
to We together peacefully"
Apparently we' re not 3 " '.
ready for that!"
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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
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User avatar #2 - psykobear
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We also killed quite a few people wanting war.
#53 to #2 - anon id: 88a1aa9d
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Well most of them we killed using war as the means to kill them, so I think those people got exactly what they wanted, and the other guys kinda lost.
User avatar #35 - Mahazama
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WE SHOT JESUS???
User avatar #92 to #35 - wtfduud
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Yeah, he got nailed pretty hard.
#52 to #35 - roarflmao
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yeah, quickscope was really popular around that time
#90 to #52 - triggathepirate
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I don't know who to reply     
But you made me choke so...
I don't know who to reply
But you made me choke so...
#11 - anon id: adee13d7
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Alright, let's shatter some illusions:
Jesus - Claimed to be immortal, told everyone to believe his teaching or burn in hell for all eternity, totally died anyway and somehow people still believe him.
Gandhi - Encouraged everyone to be peaceful and love everyone, absolutely hated black people and had a fetish for little girls
Lincoln - Started a war for self-serving purposes that lead to generations of racism and violence
Kennedys - Made most of their money illegally, spent more time ******* than trying to change the world, also one of them totally killed someone
Malcolm X - Blatantly racist
MLK - Totally had dealings with inner city gangs
John Lennon - Broke up the most famous band in the world because of his massive ego, cheated on his first wife, beat the **** out of his second, neglected his children, was a colossal douche
George Carlin - In his later years became an unfunny, conspiracy theorist freak
User avatar #56 to #11 - jukuku
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Straw man
Straw man
Straw man
Straw man
Straw man
Straw man
Straw man
Straw man
Straw man




Wow, such consistency!
#59 to #11 - witislimited
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You're either trolling, or too stupid to insult.
You're either trolling, or too stupid to insult.
#61 to #11 - fishpiee
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#65 to #11 - thesinful
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User avatar #69 to #11 - AlexAndTheBeatles
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As a Beatles fan who likes to read up on the history of the Beatles and their post-Beatle lives John Lennon did have a big ego and so did Paul McCartney, they were both extroverts hence why they did not get on sometimes. He did not split up The Beatles they all wanted different things for example Paul wanted to tour again, George got it touch with his spiritual side etc. it was a range of things that split them apart. Yeah he cheated on his wife, tons of people have. I have never heard anything about him beating up Yoko and lastly he did try to create ties with Julian Lennon and his family back in England before his death.
#15 to #11 - macabrealucard
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User avatar #33 to #11 - konradkurze
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right sheep
carlins a conspiracy theorist because he said bad truths your brain couldnt handle
#82 to #11 - brenton
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-All of America's faces when you insult Lincoln. How the **** did his ending slavery create more racism than was already present in the institution of slavery itself?
-Half of America's faces when you bash Jesus for wanting people to be nice to each other.
#46 to #11 - erpetrich
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Congratulations, you win first prize!
Congratulations, you win first prize!
#50 to #11 - trolololing
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Jesus - If you can find me a passage which says, in exact words, not through '>implying', 'I, Jesus, am immortal' i'll believe you. He may or may not have been the son of God, you fedora donned faggot probably will claim that God doesn't exist, with your superior intellect and euphoria, but whatever.
Gandhi - Dafuq? And he had a vow of celibacy, so I don't give a ******** what he had a fetish for
Lincoln - So you're saying that if Lincoln weren't president then violence and racism just wouldn't ******* exist?
Kennedys - I don't know too much on this subject but 'one of them totally killed someone' are you a ******* 12 year old girl or something? "So, did you hear about Jackie? OMG, how have you not heard yet? She TOTES killed a guy."
Malcolm X - I just googled this ****: htt p://answers.ya You need to login to view this link m/ques tion/index?qid=20110308184317AAFkT1L
MLK - o rly. I won't question the legitimacy of this statement whatsoever.
John Lennon - Ok, on googling a few bits of this, it appears you're right, congrats
George Carlin - So...this means the old stuff he did was ****?
inb4 'lol u got trolled' You appeared to actually know a few things i.e. John Lennon being a dick as it turns out. So you can't just claim you were joking the whole time.
User avatar #12 to #11 - Ruspanic
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Holding the Union together was "self-serving"?
#18 to #11 - rakaka
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#42 to #11 - Bloodgartham
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You must be one of those smart guys, huh?
You must be one of those smart guys, huh?
#21 to #11 - theghostace
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#48 to #11 - mitchr
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#44 to #11 - anon id: a7633ec2
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dude don't **** with george carlin
#80 to #11 - anon id: 0fc0921a
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WOW

Such Atheism. Very neckbeard.
#13 to #11 - anon id: ca537e92
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Are you feeling "euphoric" yet?
User avatar #71 to #11 - tittylovin
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Shhhh anon this isn't the place for your unpopular correct opinions that are actually right
User avatar #14 to #11 - heartlessrobot
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Jesus- I really don't give a **** whether or not he was real
Gandhi- Didn't actually hate black people, slept next to little girls to test himself but never touched one.
Lincoln- Kept together the Union, that isn't self serving, asshole
Kennedys- Were all shot because they were working on taking down illegal organizations
Malcom X- Ok yeah, you got me there. ****** wanted everyone that wasn't black all gathered up and shot. But then he changed his ways and got shot
MLK- His "dealings" were him preaching to the gangs to abandon their violent ways
John Lennon- He didn't break up the band, they were still together when he was shot
#37 to #14 - poppingpins
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I'm not saying that anon isn't a fag, but John Lennon was shot in 1980 and the Beatles broke up in 1970
I'm not saying that anon isn't a fag, but John Lennon was shot in 1980 and the Beatles broke up in 1970
#39 to #37 - heartlessrobot
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#93 to #39 - luquaz
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this is why citations are good

but the people of fj are retarded so most of us don't care for sources and facts
User avatar #22 to #14 - awesomanium
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Also, it was hardly "little girls".
Weren't they mature teenagers, so there would be a sexual attraction for any normal, non-peadophile?
User avatar #57 to #14 - anonymouzx
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What about the other parts about John Lennon?
User avatar #62 to #57 - heartlessrobot
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I've never heard of any of it.
User avatar #67 to #62 - anonymouzx
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User avatar #63 to #62 - anonymouzx
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Me neither. I'll google it I guess.
User avatar #55 to #14 - lorddarkskull
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Jesus of Nazareth was a real person, the debate is over whether he was Christ the Messiah.
User avatar #1 - ezTarget
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I'm not positive, so please correct me if I'm wrong, but didn't Malcom X want to surpass other races?
User avatar #3 to #1 - chrolt
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As far as I understand he wanted to separate the races. As in completely, he wanted black people in Africa and white people in America. That's not the whole story but that's basically it.
User avatar #5 to #1 - toxicchameleon
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From what I remember, he wanted segregation, as chrolt said, but after making a pilgrimage to the international Muslim hotspot, Mecca, as commanded by the 5th pillar of islam, he realised that people from all sorts of backgrounds were muslim and they were all working together to accomplish the goal of the pilgrimage. Therefore he went back to america and tried to revoke everything he said before about extremist segregation. His former party members disliked this and shot him.
User avatar #112 to #5 - ezTarget
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thanks for the help!
#8 - captnnorway
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It's Zenpencil
User avatar #66 to #8 - daniboyi
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To be fair... Jesus was not assassinated.
He was public tortured and executed. That is not the same.
#24 - princessren
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I just really don't like George Carlin to be honest    
I don't think all the content and hype about him on the internet helps either
I just really don't like George Carlin to be honest
I don't think all the content and hype about him on the internet helps either
#54 to #24 - darksideofthebeast
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#88 to #24 - embling
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Emma Stone? Bastard, now I need to masturbate! I'm suppose to be getting ready for work :@
User avatar #104 to #24 - xjvlezmerised
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George Carlin was always counter culture whatever was the social norm he found ways to twist it around and make a laugh out of even the most depressing things. He was never afraid to address the elephant in the room, or call out something or someone in society on their ********. Now im not saying all of his material was amazing but when the man got it right he got it right
#25 to #24 - satansatan
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Does that affect the words uttered here?
User avatar #26 to #25 - princessren
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not really
I understand what he is saying
for most of these people anyways
I just....find him overall kinda pessimistic and kinda arrogant, like he thinks he is better then or smarter then everyone or the whole human race
and he has always kinda come of as a (pardon my french" ass who "desn't give a ****"
that's just me though
User avatar #31 to #26 - konradkurze
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well the world isnt meant to be pure happiness and sunshine all the time, you have to accept there is bad **** in it, and carlin was a man who tried to snap people out of living lies pretending the bad stuff wasnt happening
User avatar #32 to #31 - princessren
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I suppose
User avatar #7 - bjornkrage
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weren't John Lennon the guy beating his wife and kid, though? not to mention the verbal abuse.
#9 to #7 - buttholee
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I think beatles man is pretty cool guy. Eh sings love and doesnt afraid of anything.
User avatar #19 - bjorntheberserk
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Malcom X was a racist who turned unracist and got killed by his own racist people for it,
User avatar #96 to #19 - RisenLichen
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He was not a racist
User avatar #70 - failtolawl
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pffft. malcolm x trying to be peaceful?
User avatar #45 - swimmingprodigy
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John Lennon was actually a dick and a hypocrite. Look it up. His music was all "peace love and hippie ********" but he was a terrible father, a terrible husband, and I lost all respect for him when I learned that
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