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George Carlin

We you ever stop to think about eh the people
we ere They' re alweys the people who tilf us
to the together in harmony and try to faye
one another;
Jesus, Gandhi, Herein, We Kennedy,
Bebby Kennedy, Hedger Esters, " 'is iii
Malcolm X, Martin miter King, ' '
John Lennon, They all said; .
to We together peacefully"
Apparently we' re not 3 " '.
ready for that!"
a-. George Carlin
Eral TN
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User avatar #2 - psykobear (10/06/2013) [+] (1 reply)
We also killed quite a few people wanting war.
User avatar #35 - Mahazama (10/06/2013) [+] (3 replies)
WE SHOT JESUS???
#11 - anonymous (10/06/2013) [+] (29 replies)
Alright, let's shatter some illusions:
Jesus - Claimed to be immortal, told everyone to believe his teaching or burn in hell for all eternity, totally died anyway and somehow people still believe him.
Gandhi - Encouraged everyone to be peaceful and love everyone, absolutely hated black people and had a fetish for little girls
Lincoln - Started a war for self-serving purposes that lead to generations of racism and violence
Kennedys - Made most of their money illegally, spent more time ******* than trying to change the world, also one of them totally killed someone
Malcolm X - Blatantly racist
MLK - Totally had dealings with inner city gangs
John Lennon - Broke up the most famous band in the world because of his massive ego, cheated on his first wife, beat the **** out of his second, neglected his children, was a colossal douche
George Carlin - In his later years became an unfunny, conspiracy theorist freak
User avatar #14 to #11 - heartlessrobot (10/06/2013) [-]
Jesus- I really don't give a **** whether or not he was real
Gandhi- Didn't actually hate black people, slept next to little girls to test himself but never touched one.
Lincoln- Kept together the Union, that isn't self serving, asshole
Kennedys- Were all shot because they were working on taking down illegal organizations
Malcom X- Ok yeah, you got me there. ****** wanted everyone that wasn't black all gathered up and shot. But then he changed his ways and got shot
MLK- His "dealings" were him preaching to the gangs to abandon their violent ways
John Lennon- He didn't break up the band, they were still together when he was shot
User avatar #1 - ezTarget (10/06/2013) [+] (3 replies)
I'm not positive, so please correct me if I'm wrong, but didn't Malcom X want to surpass other races?
User avatar #5 to #1 - toxicchameleon (10/06/2013) [-]
From what I remember, he wanted segregation, as chrolt said, but after making a pilgrimage to the international Muslim hotspot, Mecca, as commanded by the 5th pillar of islam, he realised that people from all sorts of backgrounds were muslim and they were all working together to accomplish the goal of the pilgrimage. Therefore he went back to america and tried to revoke everything he said before about extremist segregation. His former party members disliked this and shot him.
#8 - captnnorway (10/06/2013) [+] (1 reply)
It's Zenpencil
#24 - princessren (10/06/2013) [+] (7 replies)
I just really don't like George Carlin to be honest    
I don't think all the content and hype about him on the internet helps either
I just really don't like George Carlin to be honest
I don't think all the content and hype about him on the internet helps either
#25 to #24 - satansatan (10/06/2013) [-]
Does that affect the words uttered here?
User avatar #7 - bjornkrage ONLINE (10/06/2013) [+] (1 reply)
weren't John Lennon the guy beating his wife and kid, though? not to mention the verbal abuse.
User avatar #19 - bjorntheberserk (10/06/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Malcom X was a racist who turned unracist and got killed by his own racist people for it,
User avatar #70 - failtolawl (10/06/2013) [-]
pffft. malcolm x trying to be peaceful?
User avatar #45 - swimmingprodigy (10/06/2013) [-]
John Lennon was actually a dick and a hypocrite. Look it up. His music was all "peace love and hippie ******** " but he was a terrible father, a terrible husband, and I lost all respect for him when I learned that
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User avatar #30 - andriod (10/06/2013) [+] (1 reply)
And we never will be.

Humanity as a whole is a hatefull and warmongering race that kills to get what it wants.
#29 - anonymous (10/06/2013) [-]
I saw a video where supposedly JFK was shot by the driver of the limo. Don't know if it's fake or not, but pretty interesting...
User avatar #28 - reican (10/06/2013) [+] (31 replies)
I would like to see the guy that manages to assassinate Wolf O'Donnell, Mewtwo, Meowth and Paarthurnax. Because that is impossible.
User avatar #17 - badjokesjimmmy (10/06/2013) [-]
We in order to achieve peace we must get to war first
User avatar #10 - guiguito (10/06/2013) [+] (7 replies)
>gandhi
#6 - vladstronsy (10/06/2013) [-]
The point is we remember the ones who preach peace. I remember a desert wanderer and a despondent prince who preached peace and I think they did very well.
User avatar #4 - crazycommando (10/06/2013) [+] (4 replies)
it's because humans are programmed to be violent....we are animals in the end, and everything we do can be related to a basic animal instinct/need
#94 to #4 - stalini (10/06/2013) [-]
I hate when people say "OMG WE ARE ACTING LIKE ANIMALS", just ******* stop, we're the animals, like any other ones, we're not some divine beings just because we're smarter than other animals
#23 - lordraine ONLINE (10/06/2013) [-]
Malcom X wasn't about living in harmony. The Black Panthers are basically the reverse KKK.
#16 - bitchplzzz (10/06/2013) [-]
I didnt kill him
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