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#23 - mrwalkerfour (12/05/2015) [-]
i didnt realise how ******* big wolves are, i assumed they were german sheard size.

this makes all those guys whove fought off a pack of wolves suddenly way more badass
#135 to #23 - Dember (12/12/2015) [-]
Wolves are the size of Ggerman Shepherds - same weight and body mass; just taller because they have longer legs - and a lot fluffier, especially in winter coat like this one is.

Nobody fights off a pack of wolves; they avoid humans like the plague. There's never been a documented wolf attack by a real healthy wolf unless it was a solo one that was completely rabid, much less an entire pack.

As soon as they catch sight of humans they bolt - often long before, because they can hear and smell you long before you get within eyesight of one and their camouflage skills are off the charts.
User avatar #70 to #23 - xxxcheeta (12/06/2015) [-]
Some of our wolves in SK, Canada exceed 200/lb.
User avatar #134 to #70 - Dember (12/12/2015) [-]
No they don't. The largest on record is about 160, though lots of people lie with undocumented claims and some even stuff wolf carcasses they've shot with rocks and stitch them back up to make them significantly heavier than they are.
User avatar #143 to #134 - xxxcheeta (12/12/2015) [-]
I know trappers personally.
Most cases of large wolves are recordered from Alberta including one that was 230/lb.
SK north is barely touched, I can promise you we have some "monster" wolves.
User avatar #144 to #143 - Dember (12/12/2015) [-]
Sorry to say, they just don't exist - your trapper buddies are exaggerating, and drastically.

Captive-bred Wolfdogs mixed with Giant Alaskan Malamutes tend to be the largest ever seen, sometimes topping 150 pounds, but rarely.

There's no such thing as a 200+ pound wolf. The largest ever recorded to be accurate was 175 pounds, and it was a freak of nature -- the vast majority never get past 130lbs even for a large male.
#108 to #70 - anon (12/06/2015) [-]
that's a lot of cad for 1 lb of wolf meat

RandomMRTroll
User avatar #74 to #70 - misfitprince (12/06/2015) [-]
Where in SK you from bud?
User avatar #79 to #74 - nottheoatmeal (12/06/2015) [-]
all over SK
User avatar #80 to #79 - misfitprince (12/06/2015) [-]
Beauty, I was born and raised in SK
#95 to #80 - funkymelon (12/06/2015) [-]
Not coming from Ont,plebs
#125 to #95 - anon (12/06/2015) [-]
okanagan valley, BC, anywhere else might as well be **** offity ville
User avatar #128 to #80 - xxxcheeta (12/06/2015) [-]
I live in Saskatoon right now.
They just announced that they are releasing 200 wolf licences, which allows you to harvest two.
User avatar #109 to #23 - fiveblackmen (12/06/2015) [-]
They are usually between 90 and 100 pounds but are tall and have a lot of fur, especially in the winter, that makes them look bigger. This one looks like it is above average in size though.
#104 to #23 - TheJailerPedo (12/06/2015) [-]
Bro you would be surprised current "purebred" german shepards are HUGE. Police gogs are usually belgian malinois or *i forget* shepards, which are as big as german shepards were idk how many years ago
User avatar #119 to #104 - sirmatthew (12/06/2015) [-]
I remember 4 years ago. It was the sadest I've ever been. just 3 months earlier we went outside to find that my bab died, and now it was my gog. just heartbreaking.
#63 to #23 - hikakiller (12/06/2015) [-]
Haven't you seen the twilight posters?
User avatar #64 to #63 - procrasturbate (12/06/2015) [-]
Yeah. Because when I want facts, I research Twilight.
User avatar #118 to #64 - captchakid (12/06/2015) [-]
No Im betting you research ahri.
User avatar #54 to #23 - iexs (12/06/2015) [-]
I don't think it's as big as it looks, he's just really fluffy for winter.

Or maybe it's just a really big wolf, but the ones I've seen during the warmer months don't look nearly as big as that.
User avatar #68 to #54 - zonryu (12/06/2015) [-]
dude even without all its ******* fur its as tall at the shoulder as one of those ponies

if you were light enough you could ******* ride it
#27 to #23 - putincanmeltcrimea (12/05/2015) [-]
**putincanmeltcrimea used "*roll picture*"**
**putincanmeltcrimea rolled image**they usually weigh around 35-40kg and are 80-90cm tall although i think they caught some specimen in alaska and russia that were as big as a great dane. being alone in the forests of eastern europe is no fun.
User avatar #59 to #23 - DroidToyiu (12/06/2015) [-]
My grandma has a dog that has wolf lineage. He also has black lab in him. He is about this size, maybe a bit smaller, but also pitch black with nearly white eyes. If it weren't for the fact he is completely retarded and the kind of dog you could kick in the face and he would lick your foot afterwards, then he would be scary as **** .
#99 to #23 - thepizzadevourer (12/06/2015) [-]
Maybe the girl is just really tiny?
#55 to #23 - ordanj (12/06/2015) [-]
Here. Have this.
User avatar #32 to #23 - mutzaki (12/05/2015) [-]
They're not normally this big. Like the other guy said, Eurasian wolves (largest subspecies) average at around 40 kg. I'm guessing that
1. It was born and raised in captivity, making it larger.
2. The girl is small herself, making the wolf look a little bit bigger by comparison.
3. It just happens to be an abnormally large wolf.
User avatar #69 to #32 - donbionicle ONLINE (12/06/2015) [-]
>average around 40kg
I don't care if this one is unusually large, thank **** moose have been keeping North American wolves at a less ******** size. If they were that big here I don't think the Vikings would have found any natives when they arrived.
#39 to #23 - binuclear (12/06/2015) [-]
Hory fuk
User avatar #49 to #23 - ploppin (12/06/2015) [-]
Live in Sweden and never seen a wolf irl, thought the same as you.
On a road in the middle of then night and see 2 eyes glowing in the trees next to the road so i slow down thinking it's a Caribou. Out walks a huge ass ******* wolf and crosses the road, never thought they were so ******* huge...
#25 to #23 - anon (12/05/2015) [-]
There are different sizes of wolves. Some are small
#57 to #25 - anon (12/06/2015) [-]
^this. i think it depends on the breed. don't quote me on this cause im not sure.
#4 - cartoonist (12/05/2015) [-]
I rate 8/10. The girl is not too bad either.
User avatar #14 to #4 - muggle (12/05/2015) [-]
8/10 would give er a lick
#30 to #14 - thecrayzeeman (12/05/2015) [-]
The ol' lickeroo.
#88 to #14 - vegasstoner ONLINE (12/06/2015) [-]
YOU COULD HAVE GIVEN HER THE LICK!!
#6 - fatsigurd (12/05/2015) [-]
damn, woman. close your mouth
User avatar #47 to #6 - Javapenguin (12/06/2015) [-]
There's something sickeningly hot in watching that wolf violate her mouth while she just lets it happen.

Just lets it happen
#84 to #6 - tenaciouslee ONLINE (12/06/2015) [-]
If a 200 pound wolf started French kissing me, I'd grope it's ass because that thing could kill me in .2 seconds.

If it wants smooches, ************ I will kiss it like I'm going to marry it.
#11 to #6 - anon (12/05/2015) [-]
Interacting with wolves implies mimicking their behavior - in this case open mouth while slurpy licky.
User avatar #48 to #6 - manza (12/06/2015) [-]
I heard that wolves do this a sign of respect for their pack leader or show of submission. Like if you don't do this they can turn hostile or unfriendly to you if you don't let them.

So yeah, unless you want to make the giant wolf agitated, get used to wolf mouth kissing.
#81 to #48 - anon (12/06/2015) [-]
guess ill never get a wolf, that **** is gross, i dont want anything licking my open mouth
#50 to #48 - anon (12/06/2015) [-]
No one here likes you or your sub-par memes.

Good Day.
User avatar #51 to #50 - manza (12/06/2015) [-]
IM CALLING THE JIDF ON YOU GOYIM
#52 to #51 - anon (12/06/2015) [-]
No one here likes you or your sub-par memes.

Good Day.
#19 - anon (12/05/2015) [-]
Stick a finger in it's ass, see what happens. Maybe it will be fun.
User avatar #31 to #19 - riggyrigs (12/05/2015) [-]
man it's just wrong
she'll probably make a tumblr about how you sexually harassed her
#120 to #31 - reinbowxdash (12/06/2015) [-]
**reinbowxdash used "*roll picture*"**
**reinbowxdash rolled image**But wolves can't use computers.





yet
#18 - phenex (12/05/2015) [-]
**phenex used "*roll picture*"**
**phenex rolled image**Moon Moon! Thats not how you eat people!
#36 - manipulations (12/06/2015) [-]
it looks like she's enjoying this a little bit too much...
User avatar #2 - fatbutler ONLINE (12/05/2015) [-]
I'll take both.
#34 - venegal (12/05/2015) [-]
Attractive girl gets licked by wolf!

He knows nothing
User avatar #123 to #34 - wellimnotsure (12/06/2015) [-]
*crow
#8 - sinery (12/05/2015) [-]
I should get a wolf dog.
#136 to #8 - Dember (12/12/2015) [-]
Why?

Genuinely curious, if you're serious.
#12 to #8 - anon (12/05/2015) [-]
don't wolves are very very different from dogs in mentality.
User avatar #15 to #12 - syntheticdoll (12/05/2015) [-]
Not that much, especially wolfdogs (wolf and dog mix). You just need a permit because some countries consider it a wild animal.
User avatar #20 to #15 - goddamnwizard (12/05/2015) [-]
My step dad had a couple wolf dogs. Very cool animals. But what he understood and what you have to understand is that you have to be dominant with them. Make them know you're the pack leader. First time they bit him, actually snapped at him, he lifted them up by the scruff and flung their asses into his pond. They never acted up after that. And both of them did it right after they'd grown out of the puppy stage.
User avatar #26 to #20 - brokentrucker ONLINE (12/05/2015) [-]
That sounds badass as **** .
#130 to #20 - Dember (12/12/2015) [-]
Your dad had a couple of huskies more like, not wolfdogs.

Any wolfdog of significant content (more than like 20%) is not going to be obedient because you're "da alfa" with it -- if anything they'll be aloof and fearful with you because they don't trust you.

They're not stupid enough to think you're a fellow canine, so when you try to act like how YOU perceive a dominant canine to act, they just see you being an **************** human.

Oh, and FYI, wolfdogs don't submit to dominant dogs; in fact if they're the same sex, you can expect a fight to the death 10 times out of 10.
That's why people keep them in pairs of one male and one female once they reach sexual maturity, no exceptions unless you want to end up burying one of them.

Source: 10+ years of working with real wolfdogs, pic related.
#71 to #20 - chiefhs (12/06/2015) [-]
That's honestly how you have to be with any dog, but I understand the pack instincts would be stronger with those kind of dogs
User avatar #132 to #71 - Dember (12/12/2015) [-]
>>#26,

Opposite actually. See above comment by me.
User avatar #33 to #15 - mutzaki (12/05/2015) [-]
I think Dember would want to share a word with you. I haven't seen her around lately, though, so this summon might be pointless.
#62 to #33 - harbingerwolf (12/06/2015) [-]
You need the correct wolf gifs to summon her.
User avatar #131 to #62 - Dember (12/12/2015) [-]
>>#33,

chill guys my computer was broken, lol I'm here now
#85 to #12 - anon (12/06/2015) [-]
I have raised wolves, they are the most loyal, intelligent, and protective dogs I have ever had.
#133 to #85 - Dember (12/12/2015) [-]
Yeah no you haven't, lol. You had a german shepherd mix with extremely minimal or no wolf in it whatsoever, I'd bet my life on it.

Wolves aren't protective, nor "loyal" by most peoples' standards -- they're timid, aloof and expect YOU to protect THEM and if confronted with anything that might even be a possible threat, they'll **** and/or piss themselves while bolting in the opposite direction.

No such thing as a real wolf that will protect you or your home - just wolfy-looking dogs that people are too ignorant to tell apart from a wolf.

A "loyal" wolf is one that will trust you and you alone to allow you to touch it, and no one else can get close because they're so shy, timid and fearful of new people or experiences.

If someone comes sprinting at you with a machete, they won't bravely put themselves in harm's way to shield you and fend off your attacker -- they'll get outta dodge so fast they may well have teleported leaving nothing behind but a puddle of urine and some strands of fur, lol.
#44 to #8 - ponchies (12/06/2015) [-]
then how about a husky, or any other snow dog?
it's like a wolf but without the pain.
#76 - fuckoatmeal (12/06/2015) [-]
He just tastes the pussy...
#16 - republicofserbia (12/05/2015) [-]
I'd lick her too.
User avatar #65 - fagnut (12/06/2015) [-]
that wolf gets more action than me :<
#46 - Mutador (12/06/2015) [-]
Source to the rest of this porn please
#42 - GEARBOY (12/06/2015) [-]
wolf (/^-^)/
User avatar #137 to #42 - Dember (12/12/2015) [-]
ffs not you again... those are Siberian Huskies! : /

Get your **** together gearboy
User avatar #142 to #141 - Dember (12/12/2015) [-]
much better, good job bro
User avatar #45 to #42 - Alchemyst (12/06/2015) [-]
Those cubs are asking him to throw up pre-digested meat for them.
#67 to #45 - anon (12/06/2015) [-]
pups*
User avatar #102 to #67 - romuloid (12/06/2015) [-]
*puppers
User avatar #138 to #45 - Dember (12/12/2015) [-]
Canines actually do this into adulthood as well; it's a sign of affection and respect for a dog of a superior rank.

These aren't cubs though, they're husky puppies. Not part wolf.
#86 - anon (12/06/2015) [-]
You have no idea how hot that is to me.
User avatar #56 - presidentmoose (12/06/2015) [-]
I sometimes wonder to myself if I were to have to survive in the arctic if I could fend off wolves, then I see videos like this and it completely wipes away any confidence in my survival abilities
#17 - ledd (12/05/2015) [-]
It's easy to see wolves as dicks when you're tresspassing their territory, being an asshole to them or are seen as potential meal.
Gotta remember wolves live in packs, they are accomodated to work in groups and cooperate. While dogs have submissive tendencies, wolves don't submit - they cooperate. You can live with them, but you're never a master, you're just one of them. If you know that, you can try to be one of them, with enough patience and balls.
Wolves are ******* cute, too.
User avatar #139 to #17 - Dember (12/12/2015) [-]
What experience do you have with wolves to know this? Especially regarding them "seeing you as a potential meal" or "wolves don't submit"? Just wondering.
User avatar #145 to #139 - ledd (12/12/2015) [-]
If I only relied on what I experienced myself I wouldnt know how to add, and I would never come up with a way to do so.
There's this thing called books.
User avatar #146 to #145 - Dember (12/12/2015) [-]
I worry about the accuracy of any books that promote either of those views, and would wonder if the author(s) ever met a real wolf in their lives tbh. : /
User avatar #90 to #17 - garymotherfingoak ONLINE (12/06/2015) [-]
I'm a strong independent canine who don't need no human
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