gay bar tales master of romance
be in movie with my dates
asks me to sit at the back
i know exactly what this bitch is thinking
agree
cant see movie for ****
stuck fingering one chick and jerking off a dude
getting nothing in return
trying to watch movie
i actually wanted to watch the movie
watching nfl on weekend
its a thing i like to do
even though im aus fag i like us football
i have no idea how to play but it looks cool
like hockey
no idea but it looks cool
friend comes over who has less knowlage than me about sports
gay people dont sports much
friend drinks most of my beer and starts hitting on me
it was a good game maing
end up sucking his dick while trying to kinda watch the game at the same time
damn it i just wanted to see the game
out for netflix and chill with a date
put the moves on him
he moves away
oh me must be into the show
show ends
i put moves on him
still no
ok just watch the show
show ends
he says he is going to go to bed
next day get a text that im not "strong" enough and i need to show more initiative
bitch i noticed you werent into it and i didnt want to you to think im raping you
sucking guy off at work
remember a webm i saw here
snort laugh
he thinks im choking or ********
nutts right away
god damn it i was kinda into that...
at bosses house
snuggled up with him in a blanket
his boyfriend is on the other side of him
boyfriends hand in his pants
bosses hand in mine
im still wondering if the boyfriend knows about boss and i
later that night drinking with boss his friends and the boyfriend
ask boss to come outside for a minute
"hey does (boyfriend name here) know about us"
"no"
"so are you like cheating on him with me"
"kinda yeah, but i love him so its not cheating"
"jerking me off is still cheating"
"yeah but im not in love with you"
hoes i tell you
tell the boyfriend
"oh yeah he does that all the time if you want him to stop just say"
hoes everywhere
guy says he will be my new sugar daddy
uh ok
ask him what car he has
"71 cuda"
i have no idea what that is but sounds neato
gets to my house
beat up old ass car
realize this is a splenda daddy
give him a sad hand job that night and walk home
im not being seen in a rust bucket that smells like disappointment
be 17 and homeless kinda just lurking in the bar doing tricks making bad choices
have a client
he asks me what size shirt and shoe i am
uh ok
xl to 4xl (i can fit a medium but i like big baggy clothing, it hides my man boobies)
size 14 shoes
buys a plain white shirt and a pair of basket ball shoes with socks
asks me to run in them sweat them up real good for a week
i do so
give them back to him
he takes a whiff
"oh yeah thats the **** "
hands me 1000$ cash
leaves
comes back next week with a pair of basket ball shorts
uh ok
gives me three pairs of socks to sweat up also
ok...
sweat them up real good
the most gross ******* stink i could muster
give them back to him
he sniffs
another k for the shorts and 300 for each pair of socks
leaves with noticeable erection
he starts buying me more clothes to satch with sweat
im losing weight and making **** tons of money
**** yeah
one time he just reaches into a bag and pulls out wads and wads of cash
asks to smell my arm pit
i say yes on the condition he doesn't touch me at all
it was legit 4 grand
i dont hear from him for a while
ask whats happened
apparently he was busted for child porno
oh ****
well that was the end of a good run
pulling even more tricks
have this one client who didnt even want sex only wanted to chat and talk about "teen gossip"
i hated drama but all he wanted to do was talk about my "school life"
and how it must be great being a popular kid getting invited to movies and dances and proms
poor guy only wanted a friend
guy only wanted to be a popular kid at school
he would rock up with two student uniforms and want me to RP with him
the rp would be us being "besties" and gossiping
big ol black guy walks up into the bar
he is trying to be "gangster"
picks a fight with me calling me a fag and stuff
gropes my chest
no one fights the homeless smol faggot
one hit KO the guy
didnt expect that
continue to **** limes
comes back next day trying to appologise
i tell him if he doesnt leave right away history will repeat itself
gets all defensive trying to back himself up
punch the guy in the face
drops him
he is never allowed back into the bar
asks me to sit at the back
i know exactly what this bitch is thinking
agree
cant see movie for ****
stuck fingering one chick and jerking off a dude
getting nothing in return
trying to watch movie
i actually wanted to watch the movie
watching nfl on weekend
its a thing i like to do
even though im aus fag i like us football
i have no idea how to play but it looks cool
like hockey
no idea but it looks cool
friend comes over who has less knowlage than me about sports
gay people dont sports much
friend drinks most of my beer and starts hitting on me
it was a good game maing
end up sucking his dick while trying to kinda watch the game at the same time
damn it i just wanted to see the game
out for netflix and chill with a date
put the moves on him
he moves away
oh me must be into the show
show ends
i put moves on him
still no
ok just watch the show
show ends
he says he is going to go to bed
next day get a text that im not "strong" enough and i need to show more initiative
bitch i noticed you werent into it and i didnt want to you to think im raping you
sucking guy off at work
remember a webm i saw here
snort laugh
he thinks im choking or ********
nutts right away
god damn it i was kinda into that...
at bosses house
snuggled up with him in a blanket
his boyfriend is on the other side of him
boyfriends hand in his pants
bosses hand in mine
im still wondering if the boyfriend knows about boss and i
later that night drinking with boss his friends and the boyfriend
ask boss to come outside for a minute
"hey does (boyfriend name here) know about us"
"no"
"so are you like cheating on him with me"
"kinda yeah, but i love him so its not cheating"
"jerking me off is still cheating"
"yeah but im not in love with you"
hoes i tell you
tell the boyfriend
"oh yeah he does that all the time if you want him to stop just say"
hoes everywhere
guy says he will be my new sugar daddy
uh ok
ask him what car he has
"71 cuda"
i have no idea what that is but sounds neato
gets to my house
beat up old ass car
realize this is a splenda daddy
give him a sad hand job that night and walk home
im not being seen in a rust bucket that smells like disappointment
be 17 and homeless kinda just lurking in the bar doing tricks making bad choices
have a client
he asks me what size shirt and shoe i am
uh ok
xl to 4xl (i can fit a medium but i like big baggy clothing, it hides my man boobies)
size 14 shoes
buys a plain white shirt and a pair of basket ball shoes with socks
asks me to run in them sweat them up real good for a week
i do so
give them back to him
he takes a whiff
"oh yeah thats the **** "
hands me 1000$ cash
leaves
comes back next week with a pair of basket ball shorts
uh ok
gives me three pairs of socks to sweat up also
ok...
sweat them up real good
the most gross ******* stink i could muster
give them back to him
he sniffs
another k for the shorts and 300 for each pair of socks
leaves with noticeable erection
he starts buying me more clothes to satch with sweat
im losing weight and making **** tons of money
**** yeah
one time he just reaches into a bag and pulls out wads and wads of cash
asks to smell my arm pit
i say yes on the condition he doesn't touch me at all
it was legit 4 grand
i dont hear from him for a while
ask whats happened
apparently he was busted for child porno
oh ****
well that was the end of a good run
pulling even more tricks
have this one client who didnt even want sex only wanted to chat and talk about "teen gossip"
i hated drama but all he wanted to do was talk about my "school life"
and how it must be great being a popular kid getting invited to movies and dances and proms
poor guy only wanted a friend
guy only wanted to be a popular kid at school
he would rock up with two student uniforms and want me to RP with him
the rp would be us being "besties" and gossiping
big ol black guy walks up into the bar
he is trying to be "gangster"
picks a fight with me calling me a fag and stuff
gropes my chest
no one fights the homeless smol faggot
one hit KO the guy
didnt expect that
continue to **** limes
comes back next day trying to appologise
i tell him if he doesnt leave right away history will repeat itself
gets all defensive trying to back himself up
punch the guy in the face
drops him
he is never allowed back into the bar
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