gay bar tales: i forgot what number
more homo early because there is a pride fest this weekend and i have to get my **** together
gay bar never ends ************ evilanakie 2020 make it happen come on guys
~~
FJs new auto lock ******** makes it harder to seperate the gay bar tales
thanks ill experiment till something works
~~
so seeing im a highschool kid as well as a homo sometimes school inside jokes slip into convos at work
like today
so we have this joke whenever we want attention as a kind of "i dont know how to continue this conversation/i want attention now/i dont ******* care anymore shut the **** up" we shout "SUCK MY ASS" its used like the penis game
you know the penis game if you have been in a highschool for 5 mins between 2005-now
talking to boss over hotdog and shake down at the local ollies
kinda get stuck in conversation about ****** weather
he says how he is going to pin me down and shave the ****** mustache i have growing
sigh and say "suck my ass"
he rases a brow and says "is that an invitation"
~~
another thing that happened today
i have a 0g ear stretcher in my right ear
because i decided one night you know im going from a pin prick to a 0 with knitting needles
yey hey infection
it healed and i have a proper stretcher in now
its the locker clean out day at work
cleaning my ****
m8 comes a long with my combo lock
snaps it through my ear
he is laughing intensely
im in the mirror for the next 10 mins trying to remember my combo and do it backwards
end up smashing the lock
i can hear a slight ringing in my ears but alls good
~~
getting drunk like always
drawing like always
get up to get more ice for my ****** moscow mule because im a pissy bitch
come back
there is a small child using my grease pencils
looking at the child
sharpening the pencils with a regular sharpener
scrumping and ruining the kneeded eraser
*sweating violently*
some dyke yanks the kid away
the bootiful artwork i did is now covered with scribbles
god ******* damn it
sit in the bathroom with a my phone light tracing the drawing onto a new piece of paper to continue it
lines wonky as ****
flush the lot
not the phone
~~
writting song
******* song
go to delete
mu8 comes over to listen to it
"yeah man sick man hay if you arent using it give it to me"
im going through one of those brooding self hating artist phases
yes take it fine
he does a gig with it
everyone loves it
he gets head from the one guy i was eyeing up that night
*teenage angst intensify*
~ ~admin fix ur **** ~~
short one this week ill come back after pride
hush my gay little baby men
first few mins of upload this will look wonky as ****
200+ for more homo
gay bar never ends ************ evilanakie 2020 make it happen come on guys
~~
FJs new auto lock ******** makes it harder to seperate the gay bar tales
thanks ill experiment till something works
~~
so seeing im a highschool kid as well as a homo sometimes school inside jokes slip into convos at work
like today
so we have this joke whenever we want attention as a kind of "i dont know how to continue this conversation/i want attention now/i dont ******* care anymore shut the **** up" we shout "SUCK MY ASS" its used like the penis game
you know the penis game if you have been in a highschool for 5 mins between 2005-now
talking to boss over hotdog and shake down at the local ollies
kinda get stuck in conversation about ****** weather
he says how he is going to pin me down and shave the ****** mustache i have growing
sigh and say "suck my ass"
he rases a brow and says "is that an invitation"
~~
another thing that happened today
i have a 0g ear stretcher in my right ear
because i decided one night you know im going from a pin prick to a 0 with knitting needles
yey hey infection
it healed and i have a proper stretcher in now
its the locker clean out day at work
cleaning my ****
m8 comes a long with my combo lock
snaps it through my ear
he is laughing intensely
im in the mirror for the next 10 mins trying to remember my combo and do it backwards
end up smashing the lock
i can hear a slight ringing in my ears but alls good
~~
getting drunk like always
drawing like always
get up to get more ice for my ****** moscow mule because im a pissy bitch
come back
there is a small child using my grease pencils
looking at the child
sharpening the pencils with a regular sharpener
scrumping and ruining the kneeded eraser
*sweating violently*
some dyke yanks the kid away
the bootiful artwork i did is now covered with scribbles
god ******* damn it
sit in the bathroom with a my phone light tracing the drawing onto a new piece of paper to continue it
lines wonky as ****
flush the lot
not the phone
~~
writting song
******* song
go to delete
mu8 comes over to listen to it
"yeah man sick man hay if you arent using it give it to me"
im going through one of those brooding self hating artist phases
yes take it fine
he does a gig with it
everyone loves it
he gets head from the one guy i was eyeing up that night
*teenage angst intensify*
~ ~admin fix ur **** ~~
short one this week ill come back after pride
hush my gay little baby men
first few mins of upload this will look wonky as ****
200+ for more homo
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