gay bar games/local pride hell
i forgot about this 99% sure ive consumed too much vodka tonight
thank you anon on 4chan reminding me i need to write more
so some of you know tales of tintin, a teacher at my school who was pretty coo but turned into a real creep and sent dick pics to me
be at vault bar
comedy night
ok having fun
go up to the bar to buy another jack and coke
see him there
ah ****
go sit down
drink
go back to bar
bartender gets all "we gon need to see some id" and when i show him my card he still says no
******* hell
im 18
im trying to be a good boy
****
be at gay festival
see tintin
ok it makes sense gay people at gay fest
go to get baked potato
see tintin
go back to my tent
his tent is right next to me
go to aids van(get tested for aids)
have a lovely chat with the aids guy
a 15 min test turns into a hour long convo
exit van
tintins there
go get burger
tintins there
go to toilet
tintins there
everywhere
tintins there
go home that night
have shower
get ready for the glamor party
go to glamor party
partying
hard
with drag queens and strippers
having great time
tintins there
not so great time
hitting on one of the dancers
tintin also hitting on dancers
he points to me and just like that all the dancers leave
go up to him
tell him what the ****
he said "im only saying the truth"
******
go to one of the dancers
aparently tintin said i had hep C and im underage
i dont
explain to dancers how tintins salty i got him fired for sexually harassing students
get head from one of the cuter dancers near the stage
feel that ginger bastards eyes burning into me the entire time
couldnt give a ****
at work next day
playing hungry hungry hippos
but full scale
with washing baskets
it takes at least 8 people to play
1 person holding the washing basket
one person holding the washing basket person
you slide the washing basket person into the middle of the ring and the basket person grabs the balls
good fun
next day
nothing but bruises
all over my arms
basket print in my back
go to work that night
playing another game
one called stapler
its where you staple yourself to prove how strong you are
chest covered in staple marks
next day
playing game called 5 minutes till rape
sit on wheely chair
get taped to wheely chair
escape in 5 mins
or you know
traveling to melbourne for clubbing
friend angry rumbling the magic school bus theme
kid sitting next to us
he leans over and says "hey my friends gay so if he hits on you im sorry in advance"
we are literally all gay
drunk friend mumbling "parhty bush party bus unts unts unts unts cant wait c-c-cant wait magic school bussss"
god damn it
people behind me are talking about ripping the skin while jerking off
people talking about when is it necrophilia
like is it as soon as they die is it necro or is it when you realize they died
or is it when you finish
if you finish
is it a "if its warm go for it" type deal what do you think
kid whispering "steal the bus, steal the bus" over and over
i wish i brought headphones
on the trip back everyone was passed out drunk or ******* on the back seats
peace and quiet finally
public computer at work
using it to write gay bar stories
young child comes up
duh yuh hab any gams
you can hear the nasally quality in your mind cant you
comes over and pushes me to try get to the computer
i tell him to leave
starts calling me a faggot and a ******
i tell him im going to call his parents
he kicks me and says i should kill myself
i tell him im calling the cops
punches me in the dick
i pick him up and take him to the bouncers
he is screaming "pls dont call the cops"
we call the cops
his parents were too busy in the red room
WHY DO PEOPLE BRING THEIR KIDS TO THE BAR
THATS A REALLY BAD MOVE
200+ more
FJs new layout thing has raped my story layouts
admin pls
thank you anon on 4chan reminding me i need to write more
so some of you know tales of tintin, a teacher at my school who was pretty coo but turned into a real creep and sent dick pics to me
be at vault bar
comedy night
ok having fun
go up to the bar to buy another jack and coke
see him there
ah ****
go sit down
drink
go back to bar
bartender gets all "we gon need to see some id" and when i show him my card he still says no
******* hell
im 18
im trying to be a good boy
****
be at gay festival
see tintin
ok it makes sense gay people at gay fest
go to get baked potato
see tintin
go back to my tent
his tent is right next to me
go to aids van(get tested for aids)
have a lovely chat with the aids guy
a 15 min test turns into a hour long convo
exit van
tintins there
go get burger
tintins there
go to toilet
tintins there
everywhere
tintins there
go home that night
have shower
get ready for the glamor party
go to glamor party
partying
hard
with drag queens and strippers
having great time
tintins there
not so great time
hitting on one of the dancers
tintin also hitting on dancers
he points to me and just like that all the dancers leave
go up to him
tell him what the ****
he said "im only saying the truth"
******
go to one of the dancers
aparently tintin said i had hep C and im underage
i dont
explain to dancers how tintins salty i got him fired for sexually harassing students
get head from one of the cuter dancers near the stage
feel that ginger bastards eyes burning into me the entire time
couldnt give a ****
at work next day
playing hungry hungry hippos
but full scale
with washing baskets
it takes at least 8 people to play
1 person holding the washing basket
one person holding the washing basket person
you slide the washing basket person into the middle of the ring and the basket person grabs the balls
good fun
next day
nothing but bruises
all over my arms
basket print in my back
go to work that night
playing another game
one called stapler
its where you staple yourself to prove how strong you are
chest covered in staple marks
next day
playing game called 5 minutes till rape
sit on wheely chair
get taped to wheely chair
escape in 5 mins
or you know
traveling to melbourne for clubbing
friend angry rumbling the magic school bus theme
kid sitting next to us
he leans over and says "hey my friends gay so if he hits on you im sorry in advance"
we are literally all gay
drunk friend mumbling "parhty bush party bus unts unts unts unts cant wait c-c-cant wait magic school bussss"
god damn it
people behind me are talking about ripping the skin while jerking off
people talking about when is it necrophilia
like is it as soon as they die is it necro or is it when you realize they died
or is it when you finish
if you finish
is it a "if its warm go for it" type deal what do you think
kid whispering "steal the bus, steal the bus" over and over
i wish i brought headphones
on the trip back everyone was passed out drunk or ******* on the back seats
peace and quiet finally
public computer at work
using it to write gay bar stories
young child comes up
duh yuh hab any gams
you can hear the nasally quality in your mind cant you
comes over and pushes me to try get to the computer
i tell him to leave
starts calling me a faggot and a ******
i tell him im going to call his parents
he kicks me and says i should kill myself
i tell him im calling the cops
punches me in the dick
i pick him up and take him to the bouncers
he is screaming "pls dont call the cops"
we call the cops
his parents were too busy in the red room
WHY DO PEOPLE BRING THEIR KIDS TO THE BAR
THATS A REALLY BAD MOVE
200+ more
FJs new layout thing has raped my story layouts
admin pls
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