gay bar 29 i think...
be invited to a guys house
ok
mid day party
cool
theres a pool
sweet
chilling besides pool with guy
only people outside everyone else is inside drinking and smoking
because teenagers
talking to him
having a good laugh
he turns and kisses me
ohboi twink farm
making out with him
im laying on my back
suns in my eyes ****
hardcore sucking face
he pulls his dick out of his jeans and i give it a good luck rub
hear sliding door
ignore it the way we are positioned you cant possibly see he has his dick out
its his mother
she rips him off me
realize i should probably leave
do so
be homeless daddy chaser
it was a bad time for me but at the same time i dont regret it
find a real big broad guy chubby muscle falls right in that bear category
like google gay bear and you will find pretty much what he looks like
picks me up one night
go see a movie
he buys me some new shoes and a new pair of jeans
tuck them in my bag
feeling on top of the world
get back to his car
giving him head
spot something
... a baby carseat..
****
look at his hands
ring tan
double ****
finish and leave back to the alley ways of my town
be hanging out at maccas with a few of my friends after school
get the "follow me" cue from a friend
she is pretty hot
leave to the bathroom with her
"wanna make my boyfriend mad?" she asks as she pushes me up agaisnt the basin
starts pulling at my clothes and rustling up my hair
deer in headlights mode activate
im perfectly still as she fondles about leaving marks and ruffles my perfectly ironed uniform
leave bathroom with her
wide eyed and scared
sit down
drink my drink
feel daggers burning into me
the girls boyfriend is fuming in rage
later message him and tell him what happened
very understanding guy
now here is the real oh **** moment
meet up with the guy
really cool guy actually
he puts the moves on me right as his girlfriend comes in the room
sticks his hand up my shirt
im freakin the **** out
she rips me away and starts chewing him out
i leave
at work
near the back of the bar
on a stool with a cute blond
making out with guy
my hand down his pants
he is getting really into it
starts thrusting a bit
the bars dark so you cant really see whats going on, and its rude to stare anyway
he is on a wobbly chair
really jerking him off now
i can hear him really trying to keep his voice in
throws himself back off the stool
all eyes in area see me on a chair and him flat on his ass with his dick out
know a guy since i was a kid
go to guys house
playing video games
things get physical when i keep whipping his ass in smash
he wants to 1v1 irl fukkin rek u
alright
turns from the average push and shove into full on wrestling
wrestling turns into a kiss
kiss turns into me sucking his dick
never saw him again...
******* guy on pool table
lift head up
slam head into light
room goes dark
now we have two problems
one there is glass everywhere
two its pitch black
having sex with a guy at work
drinking a beer
thrusting away
realize i have no passion for this
that im just thrusting doing nothing
that im deriving no pleasure from sex
that its become a chore
be on grindr
guy keep spamming me
hey
heeyyyy
hey babe
ect
go to the bar
see him
slink back into my chair
he stands up
LESS THAN TEN FEET AWAY ****** TRY LOAD MORE GUYS NOW
god damn it
helping a brother bind
he uses my tape
literally all of it
a whole ******* roll
takes him two hours to goo gone strip him out of it
watching worker bees twerk
those white booty shorts are a bad idea ive always told them to wear something a little less white
i warned you bout the white shorts
I WARNED YOU ABOUT STAINING THEM
working at bar
bartender holds me by my waist and sinks his head into my shoulder
whisper "what the **** "
he whispers back that there are some fujoshi level weebs who want to ship us
bingo all these years of reading **** yaoi doujins have paid off
"not here ok geez" i shrug him off
resist his ****
out of the corner of my eye see these narutard level weeb lords scratching down **** in their iphones probably writting sonic fan fics
****** hell
walking down the street with a date
just chatting and stuff
guy runs up to me
OH MY GOD YOURE JOEL HOLY **** YOURE JOEL
do i know this guy
I LOVE YOUR SHOWS
ah ****
CAN YOU SIGN MY SHIRT
uh
he passes me a pen and i write my name on his shirt
he runs away
ok
he comes back and asks to take a photo with me
fine i guess
he starts quoting my set
uh ****
tell him i have to go
he tries to high five me
he stops and runs away
my date has already sat his ass in the car and is now texting away on grindr
ive lost him
damn it
be at work
cutting up limes
hear someone call for me
???
"i love your gaybar tales"
!!! a FJ user? here?
they leave
i cant leave my post
who was it
which one of you ***** found the bar
ok
mid day party
cool
theres a pool
sweet
chilling besides pool with guy
only people outside everyone else is inside drinking and smoking
because teenagers
talking to him
having a good laugh
he turns and kisses me
ohboi twink farm
making out with him
im laying on my back
suns in my eyes ****
hardcore sucking face
he pulls his dick out of his jeans and i give it a good luck rub
hear sliding door
ignore it the way we are positioned you cant possibly see he has his dick out
its his mother
she rips him off me
realize i should probably leave
do so
be homeless daddy chaser
it was a bad time for me but at the same time i dont regret it
find a real big broad guy chubby muscle falls right in that bear category
like google gay bear and you will find pretty much what he looks like
picks me up one night
go see a movie
he buys me some new shoes and a new pair of jeans
tuck them in my bag
feeling on top of the world
get back to his car
giving him head
spot something
... a baby carseat..
****
look at his hands
ring tan
double ****
finish and leave back to the alley ways of my town
be hanging out at maccas with a few of my friends after school
get the "follow me" cue from a friend
she is pretty hot
leave to the bathroom with her
"wanna make my boyfriend mad?" she asks as she pushes me up agaisnt the basin
starts pulling at my clothes and rustling up my hair
deer in headlights mode activate
im perfectly still as she fondles about leaving marks and ruffles my perfectly ironed uniform
leave bathroom with her
wide eyed and scared
sit down
drink my drink
feel daggers burning into me
the girls boyfriend is fuming in rage
later message him and tell him what happened
very understanding guy
now here is the real oh **** moment
meet up with the guy
really cool guy actually
he puts the moves on me right as his girlfriend comes in the room
sticks his hand up my shirt
im freakin the **** out
she rips me away and starts chewing him out
i leave
at work
near the back of the bar
on a stool with a cute blond
making out with guy
my hand down his pants
he is getting really into it
starts thrusting a bit
the bars dark so you cant really see whats going on, and its rude to stare anyway
he is on a wobbly chair
really jerking him off now
i can hear him really trying to keep his voice in
throws himself back off the stool
all eyes in area see me on a chair and him flat on his ass with his dick out
know a guy since i was a kid
go to guys house
playing video games
things get physical when i keep whipping his ass in smash
he wants to 1v1 irl fukkin rek u
alright
turns from the average push and shove into full on wrestling
wrestling turns into a kiss
kiss turns into me sucking his dick
never saw him again...
******* guy on pool table
lift head up
slam head into light
room goes dark
now we have two problems
one there is glass everywhere
two its pitch black
having sex with a guy at work
drinking a beer
thrusting away
realize i have no passion for this
that im just thrusting doing nothing
that im deriving no pleasure from sex
that its become a chore
be on grindr
guy keep spamming me
hey
heeyyyy
hey babe
ect
go to the bar
see him
slink back into my chair
he stands up
LESS THAN TEN FEET AWAY ****** TRY LOAD MORE GUYS NOW
god damn it
helping a brother bind
he uses my tape
literally all of it
a whole ******* roll
takes him two hours to goo gone strip him out of it
watching worker bees twerk
those white booty shorts are a bad idea ive always told them to wear something a little less white
i warned you bout the white shorts
I WARNED YOU ABOUT STAINING THEM
working at bar
bartender holds me by my waist and sinks his head into my shoulder
whisper "what the **** "
he whispers back that there are some fujoshi level weebs who want to ship us
bingo all these years of reading **** yaoi doujins have paid off
"not here ok geez" i shrug him off
resist his ****
out of the corner of my eye see these narutard level weeb lords scratching down **** in their iphones probably writting sonic fan fics
****** hell
walking down the street with a date
just chatting and stuff
guy runs up to me
OH MY GOD YOURE JOEL HOLY **** YOURE JOEL
do i know this guy
I LOVE YOUR SHOWS
ah ****
CAN YOU SIGN MY SHIRT
uh
he passes me a pen and i write my name on his shirt
he runs away
ok
he comes back and asks to take a photo with me
fine i guess
he starts quoting my set
uh ****
tell him i have to go
he tries to high five me
he stops and runs away
my date has already sat his ass in the car and is now texting away on grindr
ive lost him
damn it
be at work
cutting up limes
hear someone call for me
???
"i love your gaybar tales"
!!! a FJ user? here?
they leave
i cant leave my post
who was it
which one of you ***** found the bar
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