Gamestop. . 1 PERK OF WORKING AT ) P YOIUR TEARS ARE DELICIOUS. Went in to local Gamestop Guy I know from school working at counter 8-11 year old boy comes up with his soccer mom buying Call of Duty: Ghosts Guy says "Ma
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YOIUR TEARS ARE DELICIOUS
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User avatar #21 - Tyranitar (01/08/2014) [+] (12 replies)
Went in to local Gamestop
Guy I know from school working at counter
8-11 year old boy comes up with his soccer mom buying Call of Duty: Ghosts

Guy says "Ma'am, are you buying this for your son?"
Mom: "Yes, he says its the next big thing for him and his friends to do together."
Guy: "Are you aware that this game features extreme graphic violence, blood and gore, and is believed by psychologists to cause very violent behavior in young children?"
Mom: "What!? You said this was a kids game!"
Kid: "But mom, it IS. It's not that violent at all"
Mom: "It says it is right on the back! You know what, your not getting this game! In fact, your grounded for tricking me into buying you these games all this time! Such a horrible game, influencing my innocent little boy like this."

She drags him out as he screams and cries, and I walk up to buy my Legendary Skyrim box.

Me: "Wow, are you allowed to say stuff like that to break a sale?"
Guy: "Well, I AM obligated to inform the parents of the game's M rating. Plus, that's one less annoying squealer bothering me in the game."

Hero
User avatar #10 - Crusader (01/08/2014) [+] (22 replies)
While I agree the age rating is on there for a reason.

Can any of us say that we only ever played games/watched movies that we were technically allowed to watch, I remember playing GTA SA when I was 10, I remember playing Halo when I was 9
I watched porn when I was 12
I watched R rating movies when I was 8
User avatar #12 to #10 - infinitereaper (01/08/2014) [-]
and look how you turned out
#36 - girguy (01/08/2014) [+] (10 replies)
this actually happened to me:

Guy at gamestop: I have to warn you that GTA V is rated M for intense violence, language and sexual content.

Mom: Oh that's okay we encourage that in our house

then I got gta v thanks mommy
#92 - Darianvincent ONLINE (01/09/2014) [+] (4 replies)
******* Gamestop.
#8 - crispyfries (01/08/2014) [+] (4 replies)
to gamestop workers who do this.....
#7 - belladonnaheart (01/08/2014) [+] (5 replies)
It's amazing...I work at Gamestop and love getting to do this every single time.
"Ma'am I am required to let you know that this game has SEVERE language such as the n-word and taking god's name in vain. It also has full frontal nudity and one of the mission's consist of taping a sex scen-"
"T-that's enough! We will not be buying this! I can't believe you got me to drive you here for this stupid piece of trash..."
"But mom!!!!!"
It's amazing...every goddam time...
#99 - sackit ONLINE (01/09/2014) [+] (8 replies)
this x-mas   
-Sister on 16 wants GTA 5   
-Mom thinks it is a car game   
-Big sister on 20 some thing says yeah i think it is too   
-the day after we opened the x-max gifts   
-Mom ask where sister is   
-Me "She is shooting some one at that game you bought her"   
-WHAAAAT?   
-It is a shooting game you knew that right?...   
-Nooooooo   
   
Every time i meet my Mom and sister paly gta 5 i just say "Hey mom our sister is a serial killer now etc..."   
it pisses her off :3   
   
mfw my sister wanted gta 5 for x-max   
mfw my mom now thinks she will become Anders Behring Breivik   
mfw brother did not say any thing about the game being a fps   
mfw when my sister ended up from being "i like sport" to "i like left 4 dead,halo and Gta 5"
this x-mas
-Sister on 16 wants GTA 5
-Mom thinks it is a car game
-Big sister on 20 some thing says yeah i think it is too
-the day after we opened the x-max gifts
-Mom ask where sister is
-Me "She is shooting some one at that game you bought her"
-WHAAAAT?
-It is a shooting game you knew that right?...
-Nooooooo

Every time i meet my Mom and sister paly gta 5 i just say "Hey mom our sister is a serial killer now etc..."
it pisses her off :3

mfw my sister wanted gta 5 for x-max
mfw my mom now thinks she will become Anders Behring Breivik
mfw brother did not say any thing about the game being a fps
mfw when my sister ended up from being "i like sport" to "i like left 4 dead,halo and Gta 5"
#110 to #99 - mrgilly (01/09/2014) [-]
>GTA V
>"fps"
#142 - hueyfreeman (01/09/2014) [+] (2 replies)
>Be 15    
>Went into a Gamestop at the mall to get COD Black ops   
>They said I had to be 17   
?"oh, sorry, let me go get my dad"   
>Walked out into the mall, and the only person in my immediate surroundings who looked old enough to be my dad was a huge black dude.   
>Stopped him   
>"Hey man, can you help me out? I'll give you 20 bucks if you act like you're my dad so I can get a game."   
>"Kid, they wouldn't believe that I'm your-"   
>"Hey man, come on, 20$."   
"... Alright."   
>Walk in with this gigantic muscle-bound black guy standing behind me   
>Put game on counter   
>Employee looks up at the guy   
>"Are you his father?"   
>Guy just nods silently   
>"You know this game has graphic violence, langu-"   
>"Yeah, just give him the game ok?"   
>Pay for game and leave   
>Gamestop employee watches as me and the black dude walk to the door and I hand him the money   
>Also watches us walk away from the store in different directions   
>Went home and played black ops all night   
>It was a good time
>Be 15
>Went into a Gamestop at the mall to get COD Black ops
>They said I had to be 17
?"oh, sorry, let me go get my dad"
>Walked out into the mall, and the only person in my immediate surroundings who looked old enough to be my dad was a huge black dude.
>Stopped him
>"Hey man, can you help me out? I'll give you 20 bucks if you act like you're my dad so I can get a game."
>"Kid, they wouldn't believe that I'm your-"
>"Hey man, come on, 20$."
"... Alright."
>Walk in with this gigantic muscle-bound black guy standing behind me
>Put game on counter
>Employee looks up at the guy
>"Are you his father?"
>Guy just nods silently
>"You know this game has graphic violence, langu-"
>"Yeah, just give him the game ok?"
>Pay for game and leave
>Gamestop employee watches as me and the black dude walk to the door and I hand him the money
>Also watches us walk away from the store in different directions
>Went home and played black ops all night
>It was a good time
#2 - dreadedsin (01/08/2014) [+] (1 reply)
That is evil but brilliant.   
   
MFW I see a kid wanting to buy a game thats got a higher age rating
That is evil but brilliant.

MFW I see a kid wanting to buy a game thats got a higher age rating
#84 - tacoarecrazy (01/09/2014) [+] (3 replies)
>working at gamestop
>kid with his mom
>kid has gta5 in hands
>I smile
>"Ma'am, are you buying this for you your son?"
>Mom gives me a look like if shes pissed
>i feel a bit uncomfortable
>she just pulls out her purse with money with out saying anything
>she pays and leaves
>MFW
#11 - bitchesbanthymine (01/08/2014) [+] (6 replies)
I don't think that game age ratings should be followed religiously. But I do think parents should be a little wary of them. To quote some guy who's name I can't remember, "it's more about stage than age". If you've got a mature 12 year old who won't yell that they've ****** everybody's mum, then go ahead and let them bash in hooker's skulls with a giant dildo. But if you've got a spoilt 15 year old who acts like a megacunt, then tell them to go **** themselves preferably not in those words.
#130 - garymuthafuknoak (01/09/2014) [+] (2 replies)
you're kind of a 						*******					 dick bro   
   
can you imagine when you were their age and playing gta for the first time at your friends house and having the time of your life.   
   
then your parents finally buy you a console and gta was the only game you've ever wanted, but just because the 						*******					 clerk at gamestop was a cunt and decided to ruin all your hopes and dreams?
you're kind of a ******* dick bro

can you imagine when you were their age and playing gta for the first time at your friends house and having the time of your life.

then your parents finally buy you a console and gta was the only game you've ever wanted, but just because the ******* clerk at gamestop was a cunt and decided to ruin all your hopes and dreams?
#82 - kwizzer (01/09/2014) [+] (4 replies)
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#183 - Yojimbo (01/09/2014) [-]
> Stop to get game at store known as Gamestop
> Browsing the selection and not finding anything like usual
> Jackass employees keep trying to foist memberships and cards on me
> Pick up GTA V, regretting selling it
> Man approaches
> "Excuse me, I've heard some mixed things about this game, is it appropriate for my son?"
> Proceed to tell man the horrors of GTA V
> Tell him you spend the game playing as a bank robber
> Killing cops
> Lots of gun violence, killing, and blood
> Dad seems concerned
> Naturally I recommend he buys his son something completely different:
> Payday 2
> He says thank you and goes to look for it
> I may have morals, but I'm not a monster

#170 - hellsjester (01/09/2014) [+] (9 replies)
>be me
>work at gamestop
>woman and 12 year ******** brat son come in
>kid gets grand theft auto 4 (a while back i know)
>try explaining you bang hookers in the game to mom
>Mom "i don't want to hear your ******** just gimme the game cause he wont shut up blah blah blah cunt speak"
>take her money give her the game
>2 days later bitchasauras shows up with brat son.
>Mom "this game had sex and drugs and blah blah blah"
>me "mam if you recall i tried warning you about said content and you yelled at me and bought it anyway
>mom "i want my money back!!!!"
>me "well i can't do that but i can offer store credit or another game of equal value" (my gamestop store was privately owned policies and what not.)
>Mom "fine gimmie another game. what game do you want faggot."
>boy "idk cant think fer meself herpaderp"
>me"how about condemned 2 it's a pretty good game"
>she takes the game
>the next week before closing cuntacolypse returns with avengence
>"that game gave my kid nightmares and now he pisses the bed everynight"
>look at my boss take off id tag "well if you would pay attention to the bold print lables maybe your kid would have ptsd from a game. "
>before she can bitch me out i leave
>MFW i give dickhead kid ptsd and mom got escorted out by moll cops to police hands for punching out another mall cop
#42 - froggernaught (01/08/2014) [+] (2 replies)
I got GTA V and I remember my dad watching me play a hefty chunk of the game and one of the only questions he asked was if I could buzz the treetops in an airplay
User avatar #174 - tehbomb (01/09/2014) [-]
Went to an EB games (it still exists in Canada) and saw a kid buying GTA with his mom. He must've been 14-15, was paying with his own money, blahblah mom was there probably for transportation.
Anyway cashier says "You know this game is M rated right? That means graphic violence, blood and gore, nudity..." You could tell that he enjoyed it. Unfortunately the kid looks him dead in the eyes and says quietly "I'm buying this." It was scary as **** to watch, and then he topped it off by looking around the store daring anyone to challenge him. Silence, cashier rings it up, kid leaves.
inb4 coolstorybro
it was spooky
User avatar #147 - buckequalsdollar (01/09/2014) [-]
I work at a retail that sells video games, so here's a story that actually totally happened.
>me working normal day in gaming section
>Normal mother comes up to me
>Asks if we have any GTA V left
>Of ******* course we do
>She says "buying this for my son, such a bad mother"
>I tell her that there's naked boobies in it
>She says "whaaa? how so?"
>I say you can go to strip clubs
>She says "really? Like anytime?"
>I say yeap, whenever your heart desires
>She hands me back the game
>She says walking away, "thank you for telling me that"
>I say no problem
>Normal day continues
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