C) Anonymous 03/ / 14( Tue) Replies: '
super christian mom to take me to EB Games to buy Resident Evil 4 which has just come out.
already talking about how awesome it is when we walk in
goes "Woah anon, this is an M rated game, you know you' re not allowed to play those"
weeks likes shes not going to go for it, asks the clerks about it.
Does this game have any sex or violence in it?"
look at me, then at each other
No sex in it at all, and its really not even that violent"
ell we' re a christian household and I dent want him playing anything he shouldnt, you dent kill people in this game do you?"
look at each other again
Nope only monsters"
borther clerk chimes in "evil monsters! you work for the president and kill evil monsters to save people!"
alcorn lets me get it
Meouth "thank you" to clerks as I' m leaving
Dagoth give me a thumbs up
if you' re out there random bros, thanks for blatantly lying to my Mom' s face. REA was sweet.