Game Bros. Clearly the best response to Christian parents is to refuse to read the bible because you're a Christian and it contains sex and violence.. C) Anonym
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Clearly the best response to Christian parents is to refuse to read the bible because you're a Christian and it contains sex and violence.

C) Anonymous 03/ / 14( Tue) Replies: '
super christian mom to take me to EB Games to buy Resident Evil 4 which has just come out.
already talking about how awesome it is when we walk in
it out
goes "Woah anon, this is an M rated game, you know you' re not allowed to play those"
weeks likes shes not going to go for it, asks the clerks about it.
Does this game have any sex or violence in it?"
look at me, then at each other
No sex in it at all, and its really not even that violent"
ell we' re a christian household and I dent want him playing anything he shouldnt, you dent kill people in this game do you?"
look at each other again
Nope only monsters"
borther clerk chimes in "evil monsters! you work for the president and kill evil monsters to save people!"
alcorn lets me get it
Meouth "thank you" to clerks as I' m leaving
Dagoth give me a thumbs up
if you' re out there random bros, thanks for blatantly lying to my Mom' s face. REA was sweet.
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#14 - zaizer (03/06/2014) [+] (61 replies)
Ok FJ here goes my life worst regret:

>Be me, 12 year old in a gaming store
>Looking what game I would like for mah new Xbox360
>Grown man 35-45 looking comes to me since I´m the only 12 year old in store
>Ask me for a recommendation for his kid, his birthday was soon and getting 12 also
>Ask him what kind of games he likes
>Says he really like racing games
>gaming senses activate, looking for good game
>See the game "Cars" from Disney
>Leretardedtrollinghardface.jpg
>"This one is pretty good, wide variety of choices and wide free world"
>He bites it
>I find GoW2, get in line, him first, then me
>He pays and starts leaving
>I try to pay, but manager won't let me get it... For being 12 year old with no adult
>If I don't buy it now, I'll have to wait 2 months till I return home
>FFFFFUUUUUUU...
>Suddenly hear previous grown man say before leaving "It's ok, he is with me!"
>Manager approves, hand me the game, meditate...
>OhshitwhatdidIdo.gif
>Try to sprint towards man to tell him
>He already left store, nowhere to be seen
>Carry the guilt for rest of my life for assholeing on a cool dad
>MFW
#16 - mehmachine (03/06/2014) [+] (4 replies)
Well technically speaking they weren't lying
#3 - theannoyingFJguy ONLINE (03/05/2014) [+] (11 replies)
Were the clerks the Weasley twins or something?   
   
 dat gif FPS
Were the clerks the Weasley twins or something?

dat gif FPS
#1 - roflswag **User deleted account** (03/05/2014) [+] (6 replies)
**roflswag rolled a random image posted in comment #32 at Extra vacation AND lemon scent **

If I roll anything about zombies, you have to do exactly as I say.
User avatar #2 to #1 - roflswag **User deleted account** (03/05/2014) [-]
Oh my fucking god. Why did I roll a picture?? That is the creepiest fucking thing I have ever seen. My eyes cannot explain to me what exactly they're trying to do other than cause terror in the hearts of many small children.
#11 - skullnigga (03/06/2014) [+] (6 replies)
and then you get the other posts about claiming themself as a hero because they didnt let a kid by gta 5
#158 - notouchingrequired (03/06/2014) [+] (1 reply)
>Be nine year old me
>Have the blockbuster gaming pass(Shit was so cash)
>Searching for new game to rent
>New one on shelf, Conker's bad fur day
>Dad says it's okay, ignores rated M, Cartoon squirrel, great
>Kinda like banjo-kazooie right?
>Bring it to front desk, neckbeard behind the counter
>"Oh dude, this game is awesome, but do you want to get a game for your son?"
>Dad stares at the dude, "this is for him?"
>Future Brony tries to cockblock me "Nah man, trust me, this game is not sutable for a little dude like him, it's got tits, violence and alot of curse words"
>Dad says, "Oh yeah, well so does mtv but I hear watching that makes you gay"
>Neckbeard get's flabbergasted and rings it up
>Next day get suspended from school for singing the "poo song" for weekend show&tell
>Spend suspension finally beating game'
Never did return it, game was too much fun
User avatar #86 - thenewgizmobox (03/06/2014) [+] (4 replies)
you always hear about the jaded gamestop employee laughing at the kid when he tells the parent every gory detail about the game. i kinda like how this one worked out.
User avatar #95 to #86 - ThpiderMan (03/06/2014) [-]
You just need to know the line when you work in that industry, when a 15 year olds mom asks me about call of duty I say that it's really not more violent than an average action movie, and when an 8 year old kid's mom asks me about grand theft auto 5, I tell the damned truth. It's a morbid, obscene game, thoroughly mature and too much for an 8 year old, I don't say that part, but when I tell the mom the truth and she still buys it for her kid, that's her perogative, doesn't really bother me, but I tell the truth, and would never keep a good game out of a person who could obviously handle the content. I never told a parent of the sex in god of war or the violence in a horror game, but I'm sorry, as someone that plays a lot of games, I generally know which games have earned their M ratings.
#62 - swagpony (03/06/2014) [+] (5 replies)
**swagpony rolled a random image posted in comment #74 at "Can i have a hotdog" ** At least the clerk wasn't lying
#73 - Yojimbo (03/06/2014) [+] (16 replies)
RE4 was lots of fun, but it fucked the whole series over in the long run. And it is the most unnecessary game ever. So many different routes they could have gone instead
RE4 was lots of fun, but it fucked the whole series over in the long run. And it is the most unnecessary game ever. So many different routes they could have gone instead
#131 - anonymous (03/06/2014) [-]
they didnt really lie though
#10 - applescryatnight (03/06/2014) [-]
if i ever work in game retail or anything like that,
ill have standards about this sort of thing.
if its a 12 year old yoloswagfag who wants a multiplayer game so he can scream over the mic or spam chat, imma take my sweeeet ass time to explain to his mother why she shouldn't buy the game.
if its a nice kid with cautious parents, i'll lighten the details on the violence.
as long as they aren't rude, imma try to convince the parent to buy the game.
User avatar #98 - breastestvillainy **User deleted account** (03/06/2014) [+] (7 replies)
I do not know why, but I visualized the clerks as females.
User avatar #91 - DiabloStrawhat (03/06/2014) [+] (1 reply)
Technically, the bros didn't lie at all.
#166 - kaboomz (03/06/2014) [-]
those clerks are fucking faggots
the game is rated M for a reason

if your son/daughter doesnt have the minimum age for the game then DONT FUCKING BUY IT

call of duty is a perfect example on why the rate system should be respected
it was flooded by thousands of 12yr olds constantly raging online
this is really fucking anoying for older players and kids that rage online start to get more violent IRL

i stopped playing cod because it got repetitive and i got tired of your mom jokes on every server i played
i miss the campaign also
#163 - tehburgerking (03/06/2014) [+] (4 replies)
I think I speak for everyone when I say this:

Regenerators scared the fucking shit out of me.
User avatar #132 - mrmuffins (03/06/2014) [-]
I bought a really shitty game once, cant remember the name, probably doesn't deserve the memory. I went to return it and the clerk decided "Well lets just say it was defective"
And i got my 60 bucks back.

Pretty nice guy.
#61 - funnyjunkyeahyeah (03/06/2014) [+] (2 replies)
I suppose my first M rated game would have been Diablo 2, when I was a wee wee lad. Parents didn't give a shit, they were actually good parents and monitored what the fuck I was doing rather than trusting ESRB to do it for them.
#167 - hellsjester (03/06/2014) [+] (3 replies)
your just helping squeekers ruin our games. don't get me wrong some younger kids actually are better then i am at games and don't annoy the shit out of everyone. buuuuuut the vast majority just do your mom jokes and call people faggots when they are given helpful hints to being a better player. look at what has happened to fps games since they discovered copy pasted = money from parents cause kids want teh games. they ruin gaming as a whole because they make the gaming market stagnant with copy paste and half assed games. this is not just cause of squeekers mind you. it's also cause of peoples attention spans are so low they can't even read or listen to anything longer then it takes to make a twitter comment or facebook status. they should be pushing games that push your puzzle solving skills and tactical abilities so you can use these skills in a real world scenario. just because a game is a lot of story and decision making doesn't make it unsellable. look at the witcher and mass effect. large story plots that could change different levels based on your decision making abilities. just sick of these games that are ruined because parents can't say no anymore cause their kids are spoiled brats. cod was an amazing game that was ruined by low attention spans because people wanted teh guns to shootie shootie rather then a story plot that gave different points of view like the originals. like cod finest hour it made you feel like you were storming the beaches of Normandy with your grand father to save the world from fascists. world at war let you see the war through russian eyes. modern warfare asked questions about what could happen in the future with some of our former allies. black ops let you see the wars now through the perspective of a ghost op who is trying to find people wanting to cause the world harm.

i appologise about this rant. end rant
#56 - anonymous (03/06/2014) [-]
I got the opposite when I was 16 and wanted to buy fable the clerk told my mom all the bad things that you can do in the game....My mom being a good though sometimes naive christian woman told me I couldn't get fable so I looked at her and told her about every depraved action you can do in GTA III, and vice city which she bought for my brothers when they were 14 and she set fable on the counter and told the clerk it's not right for me to show preferential treatment as a parent
User avatar #5 - lionxroar (03/05/2014) [-]
Weeeeell, they didn't exactly lie, did they? They were infected with Las Plagas, which changed them to monsters. At least, I'd say so.
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