Gabe Newell teaches kids numbers. www.funnyjunk.com/videogames/795394#795394 A vestigial fear of hell, and even of purgatory, and no amount of rereading rationa
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Gabe Newell teaches kids numbers

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A vestigial fear of hell, and even of purgatory, and no amount of rereading rationalist authors can expunge it. If there is only darkness after death, then that darkness is the ultimate reality and that love of life that I intermittently possess is no preparation for it. In face of the approaching blackness, which Winston Churchill facetiously termed black velvet, concerning oneself with a world that is soon to fade out like a television image in a power cut seems mere frivolity. But rage against the dying of the light is only human, especially when there are still things to be done, and my rage sometimes sounds to myself like madness. It is not only a question of works never to be written, it is a matter of things unlearned. I have started to learn Japanese, but it is too late; I have started to read Hebrew, but my eyes will not take in the jots and tittles. How can one fade out in peace, carrying vast ignorance into a state of total ignorance?

5. . -desnt: abase C: NEINE
desacabose rolls “I”
rror-' -desnt: abase C: NEINE
desacabose rolls 2"
5. -desnt: abase C: NEINE
desacabose rolls 4”
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#64 - anonymous (01/09/2014) [+] (6 replies)
* rollers 2*
#66 to #64 - slothmaster (01/09/2014) [-]
"rollers 2"
"rollers 2"
User avatar #199 - fizzor (01/09/2014) [+] (17 replies)
**fizzor rolls 4,444**
#57 - mynameislego (01/09/2014) [+] (7 replies)
**mynameislego rolls 3**
#114 - megusters (01/09/2014) [+] (3 replies)
**megusters rolls 2**
User avatar #16 - ginsan (01/08/2014) [+] (10 replies)
desacabose why?
#21 to #19 - desacabose ONLINE (01/08/2014) [-]
You did it again
#91 - imgood (01/09/2014) [+] (1 reply)
**imgood rolled user mcderper ** is a massive homosexual
#1 - anonymous (01/08/2014) [+] (10 replies)
These user "desacabose" rolled the prime numbers "1" and "2" as a comments, one after another, then he rolled the prime number "4" while at the same time posting a picture of Gabe Newell with a facial expression which shows him smilling, which looks like a smile of a person trying to make fool of someone else by doing a prank. He posted it like taht because Gabe Newell is the creator of a famous game title called Half Life, which a lot of gamers have been expecting a third sequel, but this person, Gabe Newell, keeps delaying it for unknow reasons, and people tend to make fun of him by saying he count numbers like this: 1, 2, 4, 5, etc...
#2 to #1 - vorarephilia (01/08/2014) [-]
4 isn't prime.
#131 - anonymous (01/09/2014) [+] (12 replies)
**anonymous rolls 1** alright lets see if I can make this
User avatar #141 to #134 - thegamerslife (01/09/2014) [-]
**thegamerslife rolls 44**
User avatar #164 - kingxddd (01/09/2014) [+] (1 reply)
**kingxddd rolls 3**
User avatar #98 - Soilwork (01/09/2014) [+] (6 replies)
**Soilwork rolls 3** the chances we have for half life 3
#88 - becauserugby (01/09/2014) [+] (1 reply)
Sooooo..... HL4 confirmed???
Sooooo..... HL4 confirmed???
#187 - takemythumb (01/09/2014) [-]
**takemythumb rolls 8**
#108 - I Am Monkey (01/09/2014) [+] (6 replies)
The best part of being a mod is being able to see all the dumbasses that delete their comments when they 						****					 up a roll on posts like this.
The best part of being a mod is being able to see all the dumbasses that delete their comments when they **** up a roll on posts like this.
#153 to #108 - anonymous (01/09/2014) [-]
But can you see why kids love the taste of Cinnamon Toast Crunch?
#304 - dragx ONLINE (01/09/2014) [+] (1 reply)
**dragx rolls 66**
They grow up so fast.
#221 - llpanic ONLINE (01/09/2014) [+] (5 replies)
1/10 chance of guessing the number when you roll 1 and people still flip their **** about it
User avatar #224 to #221 - battledude (01/09/2014) [-]
to get 1-2-4 as the joke goes, its 1/1000
#212 - symphonyofspecters (01/09/2014) [-]
Or maybe it's because valve's next games are so next-gen that it just ignores 3 and go on to 4
Or maybe it's because valve's next games are so next-gen that it just ignores 3 and go on to 4
#111 - volksworgen (01/09/2014) [+] (1 reply)
**volksworgen rolls 722,500,482** Worth a try.
User avatar #121 to #111 - killthebilly ONLINE (01/09/2014) [-]
not a single 3..
User avatar #231 - qpcugh (01/09/2014) [+] (2 replies)
**qpcugh rolls 1** it's like those times when people say if it's 1-9 we all get laid!

and it ends up being 0
User avatar #238 to #231 - Milos (01/09/2014) [-]
**Milos rolls 0**
#45 - kosmic ONLINE (01/09/2014) [-]
gg m8
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