GTA V logic. All credit goes to Dorkly. VICTIM. WELL. LIKE 45 GUNSHOT WOUNDS. TO BE SPECIFIC. ALSO, CAR CRASH. WELL, SEVERAL CAR CRASHES. WE LOST COUNT. ALSO, H
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GTA V logic

All credit goes to Dorkly

VICTIM. WELL. LIKE 45 GUNSHOT
WOUNDS. TO BE SPECIFIC. ALSO, CAR CRASH.
WELL, SEVERAL CAR CRASHES. WE LOST COUNT.
ALSO, HE. HI. JACI{ ED AND CI" -SASHED A '74' 7,
NY GOD - IS THIS THE GUY FROM THE
NEWS? I SAW HE SHOT LIKE 40 COPS. DID
YOU BRING ANY OF THE!!! IN?
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SENT. BUT' runs causes .
HIE:
GOT A CHANCE AT PULLING
THROUGH. DOC!’
UH. RIGHT. JUST MT SURE IF Int TOTALLY
PERFORMING SURGERY TO SAVE A
TERRORIST WHILE WE' RE JUST
GONNA IGNORE Tile HUNDREDS OF COPS AND
CIVILIANS HE INJURED.
one Tus at, N' S STILL. am" A
puma. ALSO, we ALREADY TOOK ms
5500 COPLAY, .
FINE! WE' LL PROVIDE
MEDICAL CARE FOR THIS
GENOCIDAL
PSYCHOPATH. WHICH HILL
COST US HUNDREDS op
OF DOLLARS.
WHILE. TOTALLY IGNORING
THE INNOCENTS HE
WNW. I MEAN, AT
LEAST HE' LL MT IN
PRISON FOR THE REST' OF
Ties LIFE AFTER THIS.
EMERGENCY! WE GOT AN EMERGENCY.‘
letit CRUSIFIED
747 INTO A BUS FALLED WITH
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User avatar #8 - I Am Monkey (10/04/2013) [+] (17 replies)
I like how if you get killed you lose $5000 max, but if you get arrested they take all your ammo, which costs far more than just dying.
#74 - aesis (10/05/2013) [+] (23 replies)
So glad that GTA Online is finally working.   
The past two hours have just been a blast.   
   
>Server full of 12 year olds in 2 seperate crews   
>No planes at the airport   
>Military base is closed at the entrance    
>"waa i want planes"   
>Use my super secret method of jumping a slope into the military base   
>Steal a fighter jet and get away without even being hit once   
>Find all those kids   
>They are having races at the race track   
>Fly over   
>"holy 						****					 where did you get that"   
>Turn around and begin shooting missiles down while they are racing   
>Kill 3 of them   
>One of them literally screams so 						*******					 loud into the mic   
>The other ones start calling me a faggot   
>Continue blowing them up whenever I fly by   
>Get bored and leave them alone for a while   
>See them all at the entrance to the base trying to find a way in   
>Suicide bomb into them   
>"WHAT THE 						****					 YOU STUPID 						*******					 FAGGOT 						****					 YOU"
So glad that GTA Online is finally working.
The past two hours have just been a blast.

>Server full of 12 year olds in 2 seperate crews
>No planes at the airport
>Military base is closed at the entrance
>"waa i want planes"
>Use my super secret method of jumping a slope into the military base
>Steal a fighter jet and get away without even being hit once
>Find all those kids
>They are having races at the race track
>Fly over
>"holy **** where did you get that"
>Turn around and begin shooting missiles down while they are racing
>Kill 3 of them
>One of them literally screams so ******* loud into the mic
>The other ones start calling me a faggot
>Continue blowing them up whenever I fly by
>Get bored and leave them alone for a while
>See them all at the entrance to the base trying to find a way in
>Suicide bomb into them
>"WHAT THE **** YOU STUPID ******* FAGGOT **** YOU"
#24 - Temperance (10/05/2013) [+] (6 replies)
To quote themselves...
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#1 - crazyolitis has deleted their comment [+] (11 replies)
#10 to #5 - procrasturbate (10/04/2013) [-]
MFW I'm mentioned in a comment
User avatar #42 - charmanda (10/05/2013) [+] (2 replies)
Story time bitches:
>chillin on marina
>#ishouldbuyaboat
>cop walks up to me
>bumps into me
>"watch where you're going!"
>wut
>he pushes me away
>starts shooting me
>1 star wanted level
>all because i was Franklin
User avatar #9 - konradkurze (10/04/2013) [+] (5 replies)
GTA logic: get shot to **** , still capable of being healed

Battlefield Logic: get hit by artillery strike, still enough of you left for medic to simply revive with paddles
User avatar #12 - indecisivejew (10/05/2013) [+] (6 replies)
They do send ambulances after civilians though. Just punch or shoot a random pedestrian and wait half a minute or so and an ambulance will come rolling in.
User avatar #13 to #12 - misfitxcreepx (10/05/2013) [-]
He blew 'em all up though
#73 - BillyRyan (10/05/2013) [+] (5 replies)
Actually, that doctor is bound by the Hippocratic Oath to help any patient in an emergency, no matter how despicable that person might be. Intentionally causing someone to die for personal reasons or beliefs would be in violation of the Geneva Conventions.
#11 - danzey (10/05/2013) [+] (3 replies)
Taking 45 gunshots in GTA5? No ******* chance, more like 3.
#93 - TehFunnyMan (10/05/2013) [+] (2 replies)
I love Dorkly, but Yahtzee said it best.
#119 - froggerhasxbox (10/05/2013) [+] (4 replies)
I think i like GTA V's jumping mechanism the most, where if you miss just by a bit, the character slams into the wall and falls over
I think i like GTA V's jumping mechanism the most, where if you miss just by a bit, the character slams into the wall and falls over
#98 - anonymous (10/05/2013) [+] (4 replies)
Listen before you say STFU anon I need someone to help me out here.
The short story is that my wonderfully cuntastic ***** of parents flipped **** on me one day threw away half of my belongings and also deleted my FJ account because they claimed it was "unhealthy and against god's will" Can anyone help me find a way to bring my account back please? I've had it for years and saved so many favorites
User avatar #31 - foelkera (10/05/2013) [+] (1 reply)
hijacking and crashing a 747 is just plane wrong
User avatar #52 - harbingerwolf (10/05/2013) [+] (3 replies)
Dont forget this happens in real life aswell, it was pretty recently some assholes shot and killed someone or some people, but they bothered trying to save them in hospital afterwards.
User avatar #61 to #52 - dedaluminus (10/05/2013) [-]
It's not the job of a doctor to decide who lives or dies. It;s the job of the doctor to get a guy well enough to stand trial for his crimes, so that other people can make sure he dies.
#20 - grimgrey (10/05/2013) [-]
>mfw I realize it's a video game.
>mfw I realize it's a video game.
User avatar #117 - californikiedis (10/05/2013) [-]
Thanks Obama(care)!
User avatar #115 - action (10/05/2013) [+] (1 reply)
tfw i still play gta 3 and gta vice city on my ps2 because i cant afford a ps3/xbox
User avatar #57 - skumbaner ONLINE (10/05/2013) [+] (2 replies)
The pro's of having insurance
User avatar #49 - alcoholicsemen ONLINE (10/05/2013) [+] (1 reply)
anyone get eaten by a shark yet
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