GTA V greentext. Reposted because I found it funny. File: , its assess. Beat tin ETA: D steering Waugh the streets cit LS guess by strip club and hear 1? year o
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GTA V greentext

Reposted because I found it funny

Tags: gta | 4Chan
File: , its assess.
Beat tin ETA: D
steering Waugh the streets cit LS
guess by strip club and hear 1? year old memes by the retire
haslam en the brakes end mute radio only to hear a kid saying things We "uh yeah baby thats nice' and breathing heatmor trite mic
she' s actually tucking flirting with the strippers
fer a few mere sentients to this kids peer excuse at up this wheres Me meter heme it dawns an was
in the face and storm EFF
heard gunshots because he stops sentence he say “eh **** onehit was that"
sousl ruined this kids he
thrush we the where ' t and aim at the stripper enter: tit hrm
she screams "NO DONT"
we cent run because he' s stuck getting a tap dance
semite my clip into the back at bokkos skull while this kid is screaming "GOD DAMNT YOU ******* the GONNA ******* HELL YOU MOTHER '
nimic starts screeching at this Pont he is Literally fellating at the lop at his lungs
reprint back out ta my car
s" YOU MAKE THE KNIFE GEKKO' white my ass eff as I dim? away
resuce is the tile in LS
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#3 - dsrtpnk (11/11/2013) [-]
Had that kind of thing happen already...
>Picked up hooker
>pay for mouth sex
>half way through some asshole is creepin up on me
>oh ****
>he's got a sawed off shotgun pointed at my windshield
>mash buttons to back up or pay for another blowjob
>I come, her head comes up and off
>He runs away giggling like a bitch
>I speed up to try to run his ass over
>CAR EXPLODES
>He threw a sticky bomb on the car while he was waiting
>Good play ******
>Good ******* play
User avatar #6 - OsamaBinLadenz (11/12/2013) [-]
This actually happened last week.

> Be me
> Level 71
> Minding my own business
> See a guy in a tank
> ********************** .jpeg
> His cannon pointed at my face
> I enable passive mode
> He frantically tries to shoot at me and run me over
> Crashes into side of the highway
> I hold down my "Y" button to jack his vehicle
> Most people don't know how to jack players (Hold the button, not press.)
> I get on top of his tank and whip him out of it.
> Run him over
> "PlayerInTank has left the game"
User avatar #14 - tradith **User deleted account** (11/12/2013) [-]
Thats why you play with friends

>Me and best bro go into public server
>he had gotten me a couple million in game cash
>I had spent only a little on weapons
>go to customize my brand new car
>I hear two little faggels talking about messing up my car
>I go into map and see they are closing in fast
>barely escape into pay and spray
>they decide to wait
>best friend comes in one side with a moped strapped with sticky bombs
>blows up the two kids
>we both start laughing are asses off
>hear " **** these pussies!" right before they both disconnect

Best bro ever.
User avatar #8 - mattfoley (11/12/2013) [-]
GTA:V PSA Reminds me of this.
#4 - zarakin (11/11/2013) [-]
>I lost my character, and about 1,200,000 when I lost my character.   
>W/e fun game I will keep playing   
>Read stimulus well that will be helpful to get my Acer back.   
>Finally get stimulus last friday   
>Buy acer, drive around have fun.   
>Log off to eat   
>come back on money is gone so is car again.   
-_-
>I lost my character, and about 1,200,000 when I lost my character.
>W/e fun game I will keep playing
>Read stimulus well that will be helpful to get my Acer back.
>Finally get stimulus last friday
>Buy acer, drive around have fun.
>Log off to eat
>come back on money is gone so is car again.
-_-
#2 - thehumor (11/11/2013) [-]
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User avatar #13 - spongeychicken (11/12/2013) [-]
Did the guy hack the game or something because you can't see people in the back room
User avatar #11 - heartlessrobot (11/12/2013) [-]
I just like planting stickybombs next to the door when someone's robbing a store.
#10 - oneaboveall (11/12/2013) [+] (1 reply)
I thought you couldn't go into the back room online?
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