GTA V Online. Made me laugh my ass off. in GTA online parked their ear In front of the doors SO I cant get out and been flipping me off for Elva new pervkitteh. GTA V Online
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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
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#4 - majormoron
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Or you could, you know, change servers? Who would sit there for 2 hrs getting flipped off?
User avatar #21 to #4 - dunderbiffen
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This or just pull up your phone, quick job or whatever it is, pick one and once it is over you come back in different place. And you are freeeeeeee
#83 to #4 - vaxius **User deleted account**
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User avatar #88 to #4 - kiingofaces
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Better idea
He could shoot the guy then the clerk & have the cops ram the vehicle until it's out of the door.
User avatar #107 to #4 - theronj
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Who would stand there for 2 hours and flip someone off?
#8 to #4 - jehwoosh
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Could of been when the servers were being overly packed, if you even tried to reconnect there would be a 50/50 chance you could join again and he didn't wanna take the risk :p
User avatar #36 to #8 - majormoron
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This is a good point.
User avatar #7 to #4 - lodewijkbob
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Really, I'd like to see how long he continues doing that. It's like a stare contest.
User avatar #10 to #4 - samsaysbai
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Quiters never win. First one to quit is a loser. If it was a store you could rob I would rob the clerk so the police show up and he has to move
User avatar #68 to #10 - majormoron
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Also a very good point. but two hours and doing nothing about it is ridiculous.
#96 to #68 - holmesc
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I too think it's a bit ridiculous.


never trust twitter hoes
#19 - lumi
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I drove by a guy robbing a store.
I shot his tires out and he tried to drive away.
He swerved everywhere and crashed and the cops gunned him down.
User avatar #92 to #19 - xdiabolicx
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Justice.
User avatar #110 to #19 - rockamekishiko
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god, you're one of those...
User avatar #53 to #19 - krispyking
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Were you on a motorcycle? That **** happened to me today, was it a bright orange car?
User avatar #59 to #53 - lumi
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Holy crap, yeah... On PSN?
User avatar #62 to #59 - krispyking
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Yeah, Go **** yourself you lost me 4000 and I was so close to buying and apartment
User avatar #63 to #62 - krispyking
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Just kidding finding you on here makes up for it
User avatar #78 to #63 - akneegrow
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I'm jealous of you two. Can we all just become PSN friends?
User avatar #113 to #78 - thehardcorechimp
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Let me in on this one guys

please :'(
User avatar #82 to #63 - uzbekistan
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I have had my level 25 character deleted so right now I'm just playing the story until Rockstar can get their **** together.
#132 to #63 - mistymajr
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(10/09/2013) [-]
Did this just really happen?
Did this just really happen?
#66 to #62 - lamarisagoodname
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UNREAL that's so cool
#71 to #66 - kanaka
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==we=   
   
you
==we=

you
#46 - pariahlol
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I put a 50,000 dollar bounty on a random person today. He was in the middle of nowhere, and instantly i watched almost every single dot on my map converge on his position in record time. I felt like the Roman Emperor at the gladiator games.
User avatar #79 to #46 - Durricane **User deleted account**
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So that was you..
#77 to #46 - anon id: 7c1a7a92
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So that was you....
User avatar #60 to #46 - DiabloStrawhat
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You can put bounties on people?? Damn i want this game
User avatar #73 to #60 - triggathepirate
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Wind up with that 400,000,000 fool...
#51 to #46 - omnipotentsoap
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how do you make that much money
how do you make that much money
#108 to #51 - Nickdowgg
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User avatar #86 to #51 - bowmasta
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Its not hard to make money. I made over 2 mil legitimately already. I usually play after work.
User avatar #72 to #51 - renzard
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Base Invaders, rank 27. It's fun, it doesn't take too much time, and pays 25k each time. Get on it.
User avatar #115 to #72 - spongeychicken
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wait you unlock it at 27?
User avatar #93 to #72 - huntergriff
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where is this mission at?
User avatar #85 to #72 - karson
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I think Imma start doing that.
#70 to #51 - pariahlol
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Gotta play your cards right. I do **** tons of bounties, jobs, and survival missions. A combination of my cars and house probably adds up to 700,000 so far
User avatar #54 to #51 - herebemonstars
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Its wasn't hard before they Sorted the replay on missions
An Example would be "A Titan of a Job" which Can be done quickly and easily under 5 mins and pays out $10,000 Every time you complete it
But He could have just Bought the Money
User avatar #81 to #54 - Durricane **User deleted account**
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there is a way around that..
User avatar #131 to #81 - herebemonstars
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Could i Have some info on that way around?
User avatar #135 to #131 - Durricane **User deleted account**
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When you like something, pressed RT or R2 on the controller.
User avatar #136 to #135 - herebemonstars
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does that still work?
User avatar #137 to #136 - Durricane **User deleted account**
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yes.
#55 to #54 - anon id: 2f21dfcd
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just have to get the right mission from Gerard or whatever the **** his name is. But i saved up like 300,000 and bought a dope as house, i was lvl 29 and now all my **** is gone and im lvl 1
#52 to #46 - jackknapp
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For that single reason, I want this ******* game.
#1 - johrny
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Now imagine, he would have caged a group of 12 year olds.
#2 - thisxshitxisxhard
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this is the funniest gta 5 post ive seen yet congrats
this is the funniest gta 5 post ive seen yet congrats
#27 - johrny
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User avatar #138 to #27 - aesis
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Thanks.
User avatar #139 to #138 - johrny
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You are LATE, man
User avatar #140 to #139 - aesis
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Blame lag.
#64 - nighthawxx
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I was fooling around with a friend in the cargo helicopter when a guy runs me over with his expensive car
He killed me afterwards because he said I got a scratch on his car
I hooked his car up to the helicopter and skydived into the ocean while he watched
#84 to #64 - kcwsooners
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You magnificent Bastard.
#106 - diddlydum
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>Be playing GTAO
>Stupid squeaker mexican kid on server
>Bragging about his "sick ride" to people, being a dick and randomly shooting at people.
>Follow him a ways back for a while til he robs a store
>floor it, smashing his car against the building, then shot the tires out on one side
>Mexi-Ragin
>Drive around and follow him as he runs from cops to find a car
>Run him over, drive away, no stars
Twas a good day
#28 - shmedly
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if only my gta online worked
if only my gta online worked
User avatar #29 to #28 - pwnlvf
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Is it still not? They released a title update.
#30 to #29 - shmedly
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yep, downloaded it and everything. rockstar had 5 years to make the game, plus another 6 months with the delay, and 2 more weeks after that. RELEASE A BUG FREE GAME.    
 loved the single player though
yep, downloaded it and everything. rockstar had 5 years to make the game, plus another 6 months with the delay, and 2 more weeks after that. RELEASE A BUG FREE GAME.
loved the single player though
User avatar #31 to #30 - pwnlvf
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I guess so. But they don't have much experience with multiplayer, the fact that GTA 5 had a **** ton of sales doesn't help aswell.
User avatar #74 to #31 - sagedivinity
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Max Payne, Red Dead Redemption, and GTA4 all had multiplayer. There is no excuse.
User avatar #133 to #74 - pwnlvf
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Yeah but they aren't really mainly focused on multiplayer, so when they made online a big feature...But I'm not here to argue.
User avatar #134 to #133 - sagedivinity
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Fair enough****
User avatar #34 to #31 - shmedly
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my rants over btw
User avatar #33 to #31 - shmedly
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and the fact that everything is stored in the cloud pisses me off, i have the hard drive and ive already dedicated 7 gigabytes to your game may as well throw on another 3 or however many it takes to store my online data on my console
User avatar #35 to #33 - pwnlvf
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Now the cloud is stupid ****. Two medium characters of mine were deleted. ******
User avatar #37 to #35 - shmedly
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some of the radio commercials in gta even make fun of the cloud! its such ********
User avatar #38 to #37 - pwnlvf
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such hypocrisy
User avatar #39 to #38 - shmedly
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much lies
User avatar #41 to #39 - pwnlvf
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is wow
User avatar #42 to #41 - shmedly
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so untruth
User avatar #43 to #42 - pwnlvf
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very purple lines
#47 to #43 - weissessand
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Yup.
User avatar #32 to #31 - shmedly
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but still if you know how many copies your going to release, why not build and maintain servers to keep up with the amount of consumers?
User avatar #48 to #28 - Tvfreek
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Delete the title update and redownload it.
#89 - thebigcountry
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Why the **** would he wait two hours to ******* post this? If it were me, I'd get bored standing there for 5 minutes.....