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Submitted: 05/18/2014
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User avatar #114 - stonetomcat (05/19/2014) [+] (2 replies)
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I got 1,000+ thumbs on this, and it's OC.
Don't I get an Admin Approval thing?
#1 - shadowrated (05/18/2014) [+] (3 replies)
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#11 - temporalguardian ONLINE (05/19/2014) [+] (9 replies)
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User avatar #46 - guiguito (05/19/2014) [+] (1 reply)
>Playing gta V
>drink a glass of water
>is actually real world
>no gta for pc yet
User avatar #18 - DannyDanger (05/19/2014) [+] (2 replies)
Driving down the highway east of Sandy Shores
See a cop chasing a guy on foot
Decide to help the cop and see what I get for it
Punch criminal in the face
Cop pulls a gun on him and gets him on his knees
****** all over
Train out of ******* nowhere splatters cop
Still processing what I just witnessed
Guy stands up and haymakers me into the dirt
I get up and watch him run off
Let him go, God must've had better plans for him
He tries to cross the highway and gets nailed by a semi
Semi swerves into tanker and blows up
Chain reaction takes out at least ten vehicles
Stand in awe for a moment
Lose my **** and start laughing
User avatar #5 - OsamaBinLadenz (05/19/2014) [+] (8 replies)
I think the biggest thing to piss me off about GTA V is that you have you pay for your insurance if someone blows up your car when they don't have money.

Paying $9000 when someone else blew up my entity using their tank, buzzard, or jet without any consequence for them except an "Oh, well, if you do it about 20 more times in the next day then you get bad sport, but keep doing it until then" is ******** .

Either force them into a bad sport lobby for the first car they destroy that they can't pay for, or throw them into debt, where they have to do missions and **** to get out of it. Understandably, instantly throwing them into bad sport could **** over innocent people, so I wish they had some sort of way to see who shot first so self-defense systems could protect you.
#7 - sanictehhedgehog (05/19/2014) [+] (1 reply)
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#34 - haloforlife (05/19/2014) [+] (3 replies)
>Be me   
>be playing gta v online   
>Some scrub tries to kill me   
>kill him   
>get cops on me   
>Police want to convict me for defending myself   
>Realize that gta v is like Britain, not allowed to defend yourself
>Be me
>be playing gta v online
>Some scrub tries to kill me
>kill him
>get cops on me
>Police want to convict me for defending myself
>Realize that gta v is like Britain, not allowed to defend yourself
#41 - kingofunnyjunk ONLINE (05/19/2014) [+] (9 replies)
#80 - PlaystationGuy (05/19/2014) [-]
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#82 - huntergriff ONLINE (05/19/2014) [+] (11 replies)
>Be me, playing GTA    
>Join friend's lobby    
>Manage to convince five people to get into a titan with me at the airport    
>Friend and some random guy wants to come along also but they're in a personal vehicle at the sandy shores airfield doing a gang battle    
>Start flying towards the airfield with the original five people from LS    
>Friend's just chilling with the other guy in his personal bugatti   
>Eventually a few other people go near him with chrome adders and start shooting up the place so my friend takes cover with the other guy    
>getting ready for my landing    
>I touchdown smoothly, but there's a malfunction   
>Apparently we lost the 						*******					 landing gear somehow.    
>Plane keeps going, trying desperately to stop    
>End up crashing the plane into friend's bugatti    
>Manage to kill everyone involved with an explosion and destroy the buzzard and plane that spawns at sandy shores, along with my titan and my friend's bugatti and the two other people's cars.    
I had to pay a 						****					 ton of money for everyone's car, and i got kicked, put in a bad sport lobby and got a couple of hate messages    
>MFW
>Be me, playing GTA
>Join friend's lobby
>Manage to convince five people to get into a titan with me at the airport
>Friend and some random guy wants to come along also but they're in a personal vehicle at the sandy shores airfield doing a gang battle
>Start flying towards the airfield with the original five people from LS
>Friend's just chilling with the other guy in his personal bugatti
>Eventually a few other people go near him with chrome adders and start shooting up the place so my friend takes cover with the other guy
>getting ready for my landing
>I touchdown smoothly, but there's a malfunction
>Apparently we lost the ******* landing gear somehow.
>Plane keeps going, trying desperately to stop
>End up crashing the plane into friend's bugatti
>Manage to kill everyone involved with an explosion and destroy the buzzard and plane that spawns at sandy shores, along with my titan and my friend's bugatti and the two other people's cars.
I had to pay a **** ton of money for everyone's car, and i got kicked, put in a bad sport lobby and got a couple of hate messages
>MFW
User avatar #8 - NeucularNINJA (05/19/2014) [+] (1 reply)
Why the **** wouldn't you put it in the bank?
#38 - zourch ONLINE (05/19/2014) [+] (6 replies)
#3 - kez (05/19/2014) [-]
>Playing GTA
> Find really nice car on side of road
>Such a nice car, never know where to find these
>Cruising about in cool car, see robbery mission
>Try to help person being robbed
>Accidentally bump into walking policeman as I run over robber
> Get wanted, police car right next to me as well
> fight back to defend myself
> 3 police cars turn up within a minute of hitting policeman with car
>That escalted quickly
> Time for grenades, dont want to die or lose my car
>Throw grenade
> Hits the women who got robbed as she runs past me scared
> Grenade at my feet
> Die and car blown up

Why I always kept the money from robbers and killed all bystander mission people after their missions from then on.
#2 - thedecodedgamer (05/19/2014) [+] (3 replies)
Just GTA Online things
User avatar #87 - DeathKnight (05/19/2014) [+] (1 reply)
>cop hits me with car
>get a star
>try running away
>get shot down

its like GTA V is telling the future of the USA
User avatar #78 - Metallicock ONLINE (05/19/2014) [+] (4 replies)
When's this **** coming out on PC?
and before any of you faggots go there, I already have it on PS3. It's one of the only reasons I still play PS3.
#75 - shadowbreech (05/19/2014) [+] (4 replies)
Best player chases I ever had. Read if interested, scroll on if not.
Do a gang war in the construction area downtown
Guy tries to kill me
Kill him with new weapons
Respawns and comes with his buddy
Run out of area and steal a car to escape
They chase me to a dead end parking lot
Swap cars and drive between buildings to avoid them on the road
One tries to get me with assault rifle but I survive
His buddy is now chasing me in my car
Toss grenades back to get them but just attract cops
crash into a cop on the highway and get turned around
drive down the other lane and see the second guy coming towards me
his buddy is looping around and they're coming from both sides
drive up a steep hill and go off road towards the prison
can't lose them so I park and sticky bomb both of them
have to pay 12K for one's car and they just rifle me down
I didn't even have a ******* bounty
#76 to #75 - shadowbreech (05/19/2014) [-]
Do a mission with a guy and after, I have a 7K bounty
"Partner" wants to claim it so I drive off
His chases me with a motorcycle
cover about a fifth of the map's edge before he gives up and logs out\
another guy set up a road block on a bridge
get stuck in it and get out of car
shoot him from the bridge and shoot him as he's coming back up to me
drive the cars out of the way and keep going
low on health and somebody has a rifle at the end of the freeway
bus nearby
drive beside bus so he can't shoot me
drive off and later realize he should've used bombs, but it's to late I'm gone
go back to apartment and watch the TV cartoons
User avatar #33 - jollybat (05/19/2014) [+] (6 replies)
GTA V is so overrated. Thank god its not a thing anymore
User avatar #15 - kanduhuskedetder (05/19/2014) [+] (3 replies)
Wait a second.
You only pay 5000 per hospital bill when you have at least 20000 or something.
Why did you need 50 dollars?
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