GTA Haircut.. My whispering eye was trembling like Muhammad Ali on a tumble dryer. Hours of plowing like this would leave any girl's vertical smile looking like Grand Theft Auto nignog
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GTA Haircut.

My whispering eye was trembling like Muhammad Ali on a tumble dryer. Hours of plowing like this would leave any girl's vertical smile looking like a bucket of smashed crabs, and I was no different! There was creamy load oozing from his bald-headed yogurt slinger and I was wetter than an English summer. The unrelenting orgasms from his giggle stick hammering my moose knuckle made me come so hard, I began sweating like a whore in church.

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Submitted: 08/12/2014
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#1 - evilhomer (08/12/2014) [-]
A GTA haircut is when you enter with a buzz cut and exit with an Afro and a full grown beard
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